NEW MOVIE: IMMORTALS

If you liked 300 I'm sure you will like this movie.

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OBAMA SHOWS OFF HIS BIRTH CIRTIFICATE

Obama releases his birth ciirtificate for the whole world to see. I don't care I still think he is an alien. The men in black are watching him now.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: RIO IS STILL NUMBER ONE, HAPPY EASTER FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, A TORNADO RIPS THROUGH A ST LOUIS AIRPORT, DR DRE HOOKS UP WITH CHRYSLER

Madea couldn't knock Rio out of the top spot for the second week in a row. i told you guys people love birds and other talking animals. Here is the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Apr 22 - 24 weekend


1 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $26,800,000 TOTAL: $81,261,126
2 - Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate $25,750,000 TOTAL:
$25,750,000
3 - Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $17,500,000 TOTAL: $17,500,000
4 3 Hop Universal Pictures $12,460,917 TOTAL: $100,499,917
5 2 Scream 4 N/A $7,154,000 TOTAL: $31,158,000
6 - African Cats Disneynature $6,400,000 TOTAL: $6,400,000
7 5 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $5,600,000 TOTAL: $28,664,000
8 7 Insidious FilmDistrict $5,383,744 TOTAL: $44,177,538
9 4 Hanna Focus Features $5,276,801 TOTAL: $31,717,987
10 8 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $5,063,000 TOTAL: $44,664,244

The rest after the jump

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NOW I HAVE SEE IT ALL: DRIVE THRU FUNERAL HOME

I wonder if they serve chicken wings and fries also.


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DO PEOPLE WANT TO WORK AT MCDONALDS THAT BAD, RAW VIDEO OF HIT AND RUN

Yesterday (April 19) was National Hiring Day for McDonald's. The goal was to hire 50,000 people in a day.

Sounds like a great thing right? It would have been if not for a couple of hood heathens fighting in Cleveland, Ohio. The end result was one of the participants of the fight, got in her car and backed over several people.
Wow is getting a free Big Mac worth all that.

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STEVE NASH GETS A LAP DANCE

The two time MVP gets called onstage to receive a lap-dance from Nicki Minaj in the I Am Still Music Tour in Phoenix, AZ That's one lucky guy that Nash.

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ROLLS ROYCE GHOST

The latest addition to the Ghost lineup is 170mm, or about 6.7 inches, longer than the standard car, making it the perfect barge for those who want to be driven. If being chauffeured isn't your style, Rolls-Royce promises the Ghost Extended Wheelbase will be just as satisfying to drive as the smaller version, despite its added length and extra girth.

For people in the back, there's a new panoramic sunroof to bathe the interior in natural light, and plenty of room to stretch out and enjoy the view. The Rolls-Royce Ghost Extended Wheelbase will be sold in very limited numbers for the rest of 2011, with full production beginning in 2012. Price, naturally, goes unmentioned. Meaning if you have to ask about the price you probably can't afford it.

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FASTEST 4 DOOR SEDAN PORSHE PANAMERA TURBO S

Porsche has rolled its new Panamera Turbo S into the Jacob Javits Center for the start of today's New York Auto Show, offering us our first live view of the new range-topping sedan. As we told you last month, the four-passenger Porsche boasts the same twin-turbocharged 4.8-liter V8 as the standard Cayenne Turbo model, but new turbochargers (with titanium–aluminum turbines) and some engine remapping bumps output to 550 horsepower and 553 pound-feet of torque. When the driver selects "Sport" or "Sport Plus" mode (the Sport Chrono package is standard), the ECU will allow overboost to 590 pound-feet of torque. With standard all-wheel drive, Porsche says the Panamera Turbo S will sprint to 60 mph in just 3.6 seconds (knowing Porsche, that's conservative) and deliver a terminal velocity of 190 mph.

This will get the kids to school on time.

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CHECK OUT THE TRUMP IN THIS HEATED INTERVIEW

Check out a clip of Donald Trump’s pretty heated interview with George Stephanopoulos where he shows us how thin his skin is and loses his cool when asked about his question of Barack Obama’s birth certificate. I don't know why he tries. he will never make president.

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WOULD YOU CALL THIS RACISTS

The California N.A.A.C.P. is demanding an apology from an Orange County Republican official who sent out an e-mail picturing President Obama’s face on the body of a baby chimpanzee. In a statement Monday, the organization called on Marilyn Davenport to resign from the Orange County Republican Central Committee. The message shows an image, posed like a family portrait, of chimpanzee parents and child, with Mr. Obama’s face superimposed on the young chimp. The text reads, “Now you know why no birth certificate.” Ms. Davenport could not be reached, but she has sent friends and supporters an e-mail saying she will not resign. Of course she won't resign where else can you get a job talking about your boss and still get paid.

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THIS GUY IS A MILLIONAIRE JANITOR

This millionaire keep his day job as a janitor and still works hard every day. Hey it couldn't be me.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: RIO IS NUMBER ONE, KANYE ROCKED COACHELLA, MEET LIVE NATIONS CEO, TORNADOES ROCKED THE SOUTHEAST US THIS WEEKEND

Rio was number one this weekend making over $40 million dollars. People must really like birds. Here are the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Apr 15 - 17 weekend
1 - Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $40,000,000 TOTAL: $40,000,000
2 - Scream 4 N/A $19,279,000 TOTAL: $19,279,000
3 1 Hop Universal Pictures $11,166,760 TOTAL: $82,609,160
4 4 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $7,400,000 TOTAL: $19,997,000
5 2 Hanna Focus Features $7,326,624 TOTAL: $23,326,676
6 3 Arthur Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,940,000 TOTAL: $22,348,000
7 5 Insidious FilmDistrict $6,856,554 TOTAL: $35,982,822
8 7 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $6,300,000 TOTAL: $36,989,522
9 - Conspirator N/A $3,924,000 TOTAL: $3,924,000
10 6 Your Highness Universal Pictures $3,894,660 TOTAL: $15,952,425

More after the jump.

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LADY GAGA BUSTS HER ASS

This never gets old when she falls and bust her ass. Funny stuff everytime.

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LEBRON JAMES MAMA DON'T PLAY THAT, SLAPS VALET

TMZ has obtained security footage showing LeBron James' mother slapping a parking valet at a hotel in Miami Beach last week ... but the video shows Gloria James may NOT have made the first move.

During the encounter ... Gloria walks up to the valet, Rockfeller Sorel, and gets in his face over the parking situation. As Gloria verbally unloads, Rockfeller takes an advancing step towards Gloria and bumps her.
Gloria quickly recovers and unleashes the slap heard 'round the world with her left hand -- and then swings her purse at the guy's head with her right hand.
Sorel, clearly upset, takes several aggressive steps towards Gloria ... who then slips and falls while retreating.
Gloria gets off the ground and tries to go after the valet -- but several bystanders get in between the two and break it up.
Gloria was eventually arrested for battery and public intoxication -- and then, according to police, she started talking trash to one of the officers.
Don't mess with miss James

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TWO YEAR OLD WAKES UP JAMMIN

Check out this kid jammin to Waka Flocka. He makes you jam in your sleep
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JENNIFER LOPEZ NAMED MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez just received her own trophy as People Magazine has named her the most beautiful woman in the world. i think they are over exagerating but I know Sean Combs is hating he broke up with her.

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SEE THIS SUPER TUMBLER

I wish I could flip money like this.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: HOP HOPS TO NUMBER ONE, DID I TAKE THAT PICTURE, APPLEBEES SERVING DRINKS TO KIDS NOW, COOL ASTON MARTIN

Hop jumps to number one this weekend with $21 million. Those kid movies always do decent numbers. Well here are the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 8 - 10 weekend

1 1 Hop Universal Pictures $21,298,240 $67,754,545 2 3616
2 - Hanna Focus Features $12,370,549 $12,370,549 1 2535
3 - Arthur Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $12,222,756 $12,222,756 1 3276
4 - Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $10,601,862 $10,601,862 1 2214
5 3 Insidious FilmDistrict $9,371,769 $26,728,357 2 2419
6 - Your Highness Universal Pictures $9,360,020 $9,360,020 1 2769
7 2 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $8,650,238 $28,218,871 2 2971
8 5 Limitless Relativity Media $5,461,378 $64,149,608 4 2655
9 4 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,770,987 $45,348,247 3 2881
10 6 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $4,281,598 $46,136,408 4 2420

The rest after the jump

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: ARTHUR, BORN TO BE WILD, HANNA, SOUL SURFER

ARTHUR

BORN TO BE WILD

HANNA

SOUL SURFER

Well it seems Arthur is the sure choice this weekend. Yeah I know I am a day late but work has had me swamped and I don't get paid for this shit so I do it when I can. $28 million on Arthur.

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8 YEAR OLD PEPPER SPRAYED

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This is funny and sad at the same time I mean if cannot control an 8 year old you need your ass whipped for being an adult.

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NICKI MINAJ GIVES A LAP DANCE

I didn,t know she had ass like that.

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IS KANYE DATING THIS 18 YEAR OLD MODEL

According to the New York Post the 33-year old Louis Vuitton Don was spotted leaving hand in hand with KateUpton from Victoria's Secret VIP Swim event at Los Angeles' Club
Kanye keeps them white girls.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP:HOP HOPS TO NUMBER ONE, THIS WOMAN CANNOT GET ENOUGH PLASTIC SURGERIES, CHARLIE SHEEN IS BOOED, UCONN WINN THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP

Hop jumps to number one on the box office charts this weekend. making over $37 million, Hell I could have came up with this idea and right before Easter, go figure. Here are the rest of the totals


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 1 - 3 weekend


1 - Hop Universal Pictures $37,543,710 TOTAL: $37,543,710 


2 - Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $14,812,094 TOTAL: $14,812,094


3 - Insidious FilmDistrict $13,271,464 TOTAL: $13,271,464


4 1 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $10,040,822 TOTAL: $38,196,168


5 3 Limitless Relativity Media $9,307,896 TOTAL: $55,509,640


6 4 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $6,829,050 TOTAL: $39,416,066


7 2 Sucker Punch Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,020,403 TOTAL: $29,811,118


8 5 Rango Paramount Pictures $4,505,572 TOTAL: $113,728,874


9 6 Paul Universal Pictures $4,245,560 TOTAL: $31,844,445


10 7 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $3,536,435 TOTAL: $78,502,566

The rest after the jump

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: HOP, SOURCE CODE, CAT RUN, INSIDIOUS

HOP

SOURCE CODE

CAT RUN

INSIDIOUS

Well if it was up to me an action movie would be playing but since it is not, I guess Hop will probably rank number one. looking at about $24 million.

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