THIS IS A TRUE IDIOT: MAN BLOWS HIMSELF UP

This is the moment a man blew his hand off and set himself on fire during a failed bomb attack on a bank.

Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger also lost his eyesight and suffered severe burns after the device went off too soon.
Police believe the would-be anarchist accidentally flicked th
He was recorded on camera moments before the blast sneaking up to the entrance. A powerful fireball then lights up the area and Schuffeneger is seen staggering around in pain.



Flames gradually engulf the man before he walks slowly into the road where cars stop and a driver throws a blanket over him.
Witnesses said the man's accomplice fled on a motorcycle after the bomb went off outside the Santander bank in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
'After feeling the explosion I saw a guy on fire. He walked to the middle of the street then hit the ground asking for help because he was burning,' a passer-by told local media.
'A bus driver who was just passing by stopped and took a powder extinguisher to douse the flames that were on his clothes. He was only young, he was all bloody. He was asking to be taken to a hospital.'
I would just like to say what a fucking idiot.

VIA: dailymail

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LINDSAY LOHAN MAKING MONEY ON HOUSE ARREST

How can someone make money sitting on their ass, just follow the Lindsay school of hustle. Since Lindsay Lohan has been under house arrest for stealing a $2,500 necklace, the star has been catching buzz for allowing viewers to see her in her home-confined habitat.

The spokesmodel for bad-girl behavior is now the spokesmodel for Beezid.com, an auction Website.
In this cheaply made but buzzy video going viral on the Web, the actress describes how she discovered the penny-auction Website while "spending some time at home." Blink and you'll miss the 18-second, one-line spot.
The quickie promo shows Lohan looking lovely but lonely on her living room couch with her laptop, she says, “Hey to all my friends. I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals.”
E! Online notes that Lohan received $25,000 for the ad, along with a $10,000 credit on the site.
I now officially think this country is crazy. Aperson steals a neclace worth $2500 and in return gets paid $25,000. what a come up

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I'M BACK!!!!

What's up people I have been so swampbe with my job (you know the one that actually pays the bils), that I have been neglecting mu blog. But not any more. I am back to start blogging and talking shit about everyone and everything interesting on the net. Now I might not do teen a day like I used to but I will post one or two items daily , just the stuff I think is cool. Plus I will also be posting some original videos so look out for that. Until then holla city of squala bitches.

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COOL LIGHT SWITCHES BITCHES

If your love for token-powered gaming borders on the obsessive, you'll likely love this Arcade Light Switch ($35). Made using actual arcade machine push buttons, these switches install just like any other light switch, are available in a wide range of color combinations, and make a great finishing touch for a retro-heavy game room. Cool.

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LABYRITH AQUARIUM

Give your fishy friends something to do other than just glub around with the Labyrinth Aquarium ($5,500-$6,500). Made from Lucite, this six-globe aquarium is designed for tropical fish, and includes silk plants, three lights, filters, air pumps, and cleaning equipment, as well as an optional dedicated table in cherry, black, or carbon fiber. This is the coolest fish tank I have seen so far.

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HOMEOWNERS FORCLOSE ON BANK, YES THAT IS CORRECT

 A couple of homeowners in Naples, Florida reportedly foreclosed on a Bank of America branch last week, their attorney actually having moving trucks pull up in front of a Naples branch to execute a foreclosure judgment against the bank.
In 2009, retired police officer Warren Nyerges and his wife, Maureen Collier, paid $165,000 cash for their 2,700 square foot home in the Golden Gate Estates subdivision, and never took a mortgage out on it. So imagine their surprise when, in Februrary of 2010, Bank of America initiated foreclosure proceedings against them. The Nyerges hired an attorney, Todd Allen, to defend them against the wrongful foreclosure, and the Bank eventually abandoned the matter.

But not before the Nyerges incurred $2,534 in attorney's fees, which they requested informally from Bank of America multiple times before resorting to the courts, which ordered the bank to make the couple whole. When B of A still had not paid the judgment after five months of phone calls and letter writing by Allen and the Nyerges to the bank insisting that the court order be obeyed, Allen took the next step in the legal collection process, obtaining an order of foreclosure against the bank.
Allen then reported to a local branch of the bank with sheriff's deputies, who he instructed to remove cash from the tellers' drawers, furniture, computers and other property. Approximately one hour later, the Naples News reports, the bank manager produced a check for $5,772.88 to satisfy Allen's fees and additional costs. I wish I could have been there to get all the stuff if it was put on the curve, you know how we do.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: XMEN FIRST CLASS, BEAUTIFUL BOY, BEGINNERS, EMPIRE OF SILVER

XMEN FIRST CLASS

BEAUTIFUL BOY

BEGINNERS

EMPIRE OF SILVER

Well since thias blog post is extremely late and I have been working my but off and haven't really been updating the blog we all know who will be number one, just look up top to the next post.

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