15 March 2012

COOL DOUBLE BARREL GUNS



ARSENAL FIREARMS DOUBLE BARREL PISTOL

DAMN!!
Arsenal Firearms Double Barrel Pistol
Arsenal Firearms Double Barrel Pistol ($TBA), you can fire two bullets with a single hand. Built in part to commemorate the Colt 1911-A1, this new pistol — given the model number AF2011-A1 — shoots two .45 caliber rounds at a time, accurately, and spaced incredibly close — at 15 yards, both rounds will fit into an orange — yet still manages to use a number of interchangeable internal parts, which can be swapped with standard 1911 replacement parts.
 On my list of things to get.

-AL

27 February 2012

SO GAY MARINES HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE?


Five months after the military's ban on openly gay service expired, a photo of a young gay Marine's homecoming kiss has gone viral.
Nearly 15,000 people have liked the picture on Facebook, which was posted in a group for gay Marines on Saturday.
The Marine, Brandon Morgan, posted a response on his Facebook wall according to the JoeMyGod blog. "To everyone who has responded in a positive way. My partner and I want to say thank you. Dalan, the giant in the photo, can't believe how many shares and likes we have gotten on this. We didn't do this to get famous,or something like that we did this cause after 3 deployments and four years knowing each other, we finally told each other how we felt," Morgan wrote.
I have nothing against this but this gives a whole new meaning to watching your back in the trenches.

-AL

THIS IS HOW SOME ASSHOLE LEAVES A TIP



A banker left a 1% tip in defiance of 'the 99%' at a Newport Beach restaurant the other week, according to his dining companion and underling who snapped a photo of the receipt and posted it to his blog, Future Ex Banker. (Update: the blog is now offline.)
In posting the photo, the employee gave some background on his boss and the receipt:
Mention the “99%” in my boss’ presence and feel his wrath. So proudly does he wear his 1% badge of honor that he tips exactly 1% every time he feels the server doesn’t sufficiently bow down to his Holiness. Oh, and he always makes sure to include a “tip” of his own.
The "tip" of his own in this case was to tell the server to "get a real job.". This is why I don't trust banks or congress.


-AL

21 February 2012

RUMBLE AT DISNEYLAND

 


The happiest place on earth brought out the worst in a 53-year-old man who unleashed a string of obscenities during a visit to a Disney theme park while punching and kicking a “cast member.”
Predictably, the mini melee was caught on camera, posted to YouTube on Saturday.
And this is why camera phones were invented.

-AL

14 February 2012

WHITNEY HOUSTON DEAD AT 48 WOW



Whitney Houston's family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials ... the singer did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other prescription drugs mixed with alcohol ... this according to family sources.

We're told Coroner's officials informed the family there was not enough water in Whitney's lungs to lead to the conclusion that she drowned.

Our sources say the family was told Whitney may well have died before her head became submerged.

And family sources tell us ... it was actually Whitney's aunt, Mary Jones, who discovered Whitney's body in the bathtub. Mary had laid out Whitney's dress for the evening on the bed and then left for about a half hour. When Whitney didn't come out of the bathroom, Mary entered, pulled Whitney out of the tub and began administering CPR.

And we're told ... Whitney's mom has arranged to have the singer's body flown back to Atlanta, as early as tomorrow. The family was told the Coroner has no problem releasing the body because there is no evidence of foul play --  and unless cops put a hold on the body, it can be flown back East.

Man you just never know.

-AL
Now you can play your iPad and iPhone games using the iCade 8-Bitty retro wireless (bluetooth connectivity) controller.  It will set you back $25 bucks

Nice

-AL

10 November 2011

NEW NEED FOR SPEED THE RUN GAME

With a release scheduled for November 15th, 2011, Need for Speed The Run is gearing up and presents an action packed commercial for the coast-to-coast race, as seen through the eyes of Michael Bay.
This is super dope.

-AL

NEW COOL DUCATI BIKE

The Ducati 1199 Panigale Superbike ($18,000-$28,000) promises uncompromising speed — and it delivers in spades. At its heart is the aforementioned Superquadro engine producing 195hp, which thanks to tremendous frame and engine integration resides in a bike with a dry weight of just 164kg — that’s roughly 362 lbs — along with class-leading tech like a sporty ABS system, traction control, Ducati’s Electronic Suspension, quick-shift, Engine Brake Control, and Ride-by-Wire systems, and a TFT display that changes to suit your environment. Not that you’ll have time to notice.
 
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14 September 2011

CHECK OUT KANYES NEW CANCELLED SHOW


This the show that Kanye was supposed to be producing. It's a cross between SNL and the muppets. I hope it gets picked up by another network. It could have potential

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29 June 2011

THIS IS A TRUE IDIOT: MAN BLOWS HIMSELF UP


This is the moment a man blew his hand off and set himself on fire during a failed bomb attack on a bank.

Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger also lost his eyesight and suffered severe burns after the device went off too soon.
Police believe the would-be anarchist accidentally flicked th
He was recorded on camera moments before the blast sneaking up to the entrance. A powerful fireball then lights up the area and Schuffeneger is seen staggering around in pain.



Flames gradually engulf the man before he walks slowly into the road where cars stop and a driver throws a blanket over him.
Witnesses said the man's accomplice fled on a motorcycle after the bomb went off outside the Santander bank in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
'After feeling the explosion I saw a guy on fire. He walked to the middle of the street then hit the ground asking for help because he was burning,' a passer-by told local media.
'A bus driver who was just passing by stopped and took a powder extinguisher to douse the flames that were on his clothes. He was only young, he was all bloody. He was asking to be taken to a hospital.'
I would just like to say what a fucking idiot.

VIA: dailymail

-AL

23 June 2011

LINDSAY LOHAN MAKING MONEY ON HOUSE ARREST

How can someone make money sitting on their ass, just follow the Lindsay school of hustle. Since Lindsay Lohan has been under house arrest for stealing a $2,500 necklace, the star has been catching buzz for allowing viewers to see her in her home-confined habitat.

The spokesmodel for bad-girl behavior is now the spokesmodel for Beezid.com, an auction Website.
In this cheaply made but buzzy video going viral on the Web, the actress describes how she discovered the penny-auction Website while "spending some time at home." Blink and you'll miss the 18-second, one-line spot.
The quickie promo shows Lohan looking lovely but lonely on her living room couch with her laptop, she says, “Hey to all my friends. I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals.”
E! Online notes that Lohan received $25,000 for the ad, along with a $10,000 credit on the site.
I now officially think this country is crazy. Aperson steals a neclace worth $2500 and in return gets paid $25,000. what a come up

-AL

I'M BACK!!!!


What's up people I have been so swampbe with my job (you know the one that actually pays the bils), that I have been neglecting mu blog. But not any more. I am back to start blogging and talking shit about everyone and everything interesting on the net. Now I might not do teen a day like I used to but I will post one or two items daily , just the stuff I think is cool. Plus I will also be posting some original videos so look out for that. Until then holla city of squala bitches.

-AL

15 June 2011

COOL LIGHT SWITCHES BITCHES


If your love for token-powered gaming borders on the obsessive, you'll likely love this Arcade Light Switch ($35). Made using actual arcade machine push buttons, these switches install just like any other light switch, are available in a wide range of color combinations, and make a great finishing touch for a retro-heavy game room. Cool.

-AL

LABYRITH AQUARIUM

Give your fishy friends something to do other than just glub around with the Labyrinth Aquarium ($5,500-$6,500). Made from Lucite, this six-globe aquarium is designed for tropical fish, and includes silk plants, three lights, filters, air pumps, and cleaning equipment, as well as an optional dedicated table in cherry, black, or carbon fiber. This is the coolest fish tank I have seen so far.

-AL

HOMEOWNERS FORCLOSE ON BANK, YES THAT IS CORRECT


 A couple of homeowners in Naples, Florida reportedly foreclosed on a Bank of America branch last week, their attorney actually having moving trucks pull up in front of a Naples branch to execute a foreclosure judgment against the bank.
In 2009, retired police officer Warren Nyerges and his wife, Maureen Collier, paid $165,000 cash for their 2,700 square foot home in the Golden Gate Estates subdivision, and never took a mortgage out on it. So imagine their surprise when, in Februrary of 2010, Bank of America initiated foreclosure proceedings against them. The Nyerges hired an attorney, Todd Allen, to defend them against the wrongful foreclosure, and the Bank eventually abandoned the matter.

But not before the Nyerges incurred $2,534 in attorney's fees, which they requested informally from Bank of America multiple times before resorting to the courts, which ordered the bank to make the couple whole. When B of A still had not paid the judgment after five months of phone calls and letter writing by Allen and the Nyerges to the bank insisting that the court order be obeyed, Allen took the next step in the legal collection process, obtaining an order of foreclosure against the bank.
Allen then reported to a local branch of the bank with sheriff's deputies, who he instructed to remove cash from the tellers' drawers, furniture, computers and other property. Approximately one hour later, the Naples News reports, the bank manager produced a check for $5,772.88 to satisfy Allen's fees and additional costs. I wish I could have been there to get all the stuff if it was put on the curve, you know how we do.

-AL

06 June 2011

WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: XMEN FIRST CLASS, BEAUTIFUL BOY, BEGINNERS, EMPIRE OF SILVER


XMEN FIRST CLASS



BEAUTIFUL BOY


BEGINNERS


EMPIRE OF SILVER

Well since thias blog post is extremely late and I have been working my but off and haven't really been updating the blog we all know who will be number one, just look up top to the next post.

-AL

23 May 2011

WEEKEND WRAP UP, PIRATEAS STEALS ITS WAY TO NUMBER ONE, SHAQ CAN'T SLEEP THE WORLD DIDN'T END AFTER ALL, NFL PLAYER GOPES TO THE EIGHT GRADE PROM

Of course the pirate movie it was just a matter of how much it would make and it did not disappoint making over $90 million dollars the largest weekend gross this year. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
May 20 - 22 weekend


1 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides N/A $90,100,000 TOTAL: $90,100,000
2 2 Bridesmaids Universal Pictures $21,058,290 TOTAL: $57,517,530
3 1 Thor Paramount Pictures $15,500,000 TOTAL: $145,406,000
4 3 Fast Five N/A $10,630,570 TOTAL: $186,219,155
5 5 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,650,000 TOTAL: $131,646,651
6 4 Priest Sony Pictures Releasing $4,600,000 TOTAL: $23,683,000
7 6 Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $3,700,000 TOTAL: $31,300,000
8 7 Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $3,425,000 TOTAL: $31,428,000
9 8 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $2,150,000 TOTAL: $52,427,574
10 9 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $990,000 TOTAL: $51,756,990
The rest after the jump.
 
-AL
 

17 May 2011

WEEKEND WRAPUP: THOR IS STILL ON TOP, GUY DIES FROM STUPID INTERNET CRAZE, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED GETS CANCELED, THE GOVERNATOR TERMINATES HIS MARRIAGE

Thor rose to the top again with over $30 million at the box office. He's pounding the competition with his hammer. Here are the rest of the totals.


Box Office Charts
Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
May 13 - 15 weekend


1 1 Thor Paramount Pictures $34,703,035 TOTAL: $119,455,352


2 - Bridesmaids Universal Pictures $26,247,410 TOTAL: $26,247,410


3 2 Fast Five N/A $20,444,270 TOTAL: $169,690,470


4 - Priest Sony Pictures Releasing $14,953,664 TOTAL: $14,953,664


5 5 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $8,275,058 TOTAL: $125,243,198 


6 3 Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $7,066,190 TOTAL: $25,760,004


7 4 Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $6,872,221 TOTAL: $25,518,733


8 6 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $4,203,095 TOTAL: $48,578,875


9 7 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $2,214,033 TOTAL: $50,232,182


10 8 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $1,826,788 TOTAL: $39,232,956

The rest after the jump

-AL