YOU CAN'T BUY THIS TYPE OF PUBLICITY

NFL rookie star Golden Tate was "drunk" and "being retarded" when he broke into a donut shop in Washington and stole maple bars at 3 AM ... this according to the woman who called 911.

TMZ obtained the 911 call made on Saturday morning -- in which the Top Pot employee tells the dispatch Golden and a friend snuck in through an unlocked door, stole keys and a bunch of donuts ... and then ran off.
The woman also claims the Seattle Seahawks star then came back to the scene of the crime, returned the keys, and tried to blame his friend for the heist ... but the employee says she watched Tate "running from behind the counter."

Ultimately, cops arrived to the scene and issued Tate a "trespass warning."
Golden later said he broke into the place because the smell of the maple bars was "irresistible.

Man those doughnuts must be like crack. If they are that god I think I don't want any. I might turn into a doughnut-head.

via: TMZ

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CHECK OUT THIS LEBRON JAMES INTERVIEW

Lebron states Clevand has the edge when it comes to free agency, as they should. They have made you rich so far.

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COLLOSIAL FAIL: MORE FROM THAT KOBE BRYANT PHOTOSHOOT

Fans own Kobe as they try to distract him during the playoff game. They also own his dad Jelly Bean Bryant during his sideline interview. I guess in the end Kobe gets the last laugh since they won the series, but the photos are still gay as hell.

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ANOUNCER LIKES TIGER'S PACKAGE

Listen real close as Golf channel reporter Win McMurry tries describing the bulging disc in Tiger Woods’ back, but says the wrong thing (his bulging dick). Instant viral video. I would take that injury as a compliment.

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L T ARRESTED IN RAPE CASE

Hall of Fame football linebacker Lawrence Taylor was arrested Thursday in connection with a rape investigation involving a 16-year-old girl, police in Ramapo, New York, said.

Christopher St. Lawrence, the Ramapo town supervisor and police commissioner, said Taylor, 51, was expected to be charged with third-degree rape. It carries a possible penalty of four years in jail.
According to St. Lawrence, Taylor was arrested at the Holiday Inn in Ramapo, about 30 miles northwest of New York City, on Thursday after Ramapo police received a call from New York Police detectives acting on information from the alleged victim's uncle.
The girl, a runaway from New York's Bronx borough since March, was allegedly brought to Ramapo by a pimp, St. Lawrence said.
When the pimp and the girl returned to New York, she texted an uncle, who notified police, St. Lawrence said. New York police arrested the pimp and called Ramapo, and Taylor was arrested.
taylor is an idiot. At least check id before dealing with a hooker.

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KOBE BRYANT'S PHOTO SHOOT

Kobe Bryant recently did a photo shoot and let's just say he needs to fire his publicist for this decision. Hell naw I'm  gonna just say it, Kobe looks gayer than a mutherfucker in these photos. There it is. I couldn't even bare to post the rest because I was laughing so hard but here are two more. Jump for the rest.

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PLEXICO GETS IN TROUBLE EVEN BEHIND BARS

According to the New York Post, Plaxico Burress lost his recreational privileges for a month because he lied to a prison guard. He told the guard he had permission to use his cell phone to call his attorney and the guard took his word for it. He had no such permission, and this particular guard doesn't like fibbers.

Now Plax has lost recreation privileges for a month and his cell phone for seven days. Ironic that Plax, while in prison, is allowed to have a cell phone while out here, we're trying to send a guy to prison for buying a cell phone. All that talent just wasted.

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WHAT EVER HAPPEN TO ISAHIA RYDER FORMER NBA PLAYER

Well here you go.

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LEBRON IS MVP AGAIN

Lebron James was awarded his second straight MVP from the NBA. Go King James

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DAVID ORTIZ GETTING SUED BY JAY-Z

Jay-Z and his business partner are suing Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz for opening up a club in the Dominican Republic under the same name as his popular chain of sports entertainment venues. “David Ortiz is fully aware of Plaintiff’s Manhattan 40/40 club, since he had been a patron there on several occasions before he opened his Infringing Forty/Forty club,” says the lawsuit which seeks $5 million. i guess you can't jack Jay-Z and get away with it. Even in another country.

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WEAR A BAG, GET A BAG

Remember the post about the bag guy @ the Nets game, well after Tuesday's "bag on the head" debacle, the Nets front office found a way to spin the story and make it the feel-good fan vs. CEO fight of the year.

The Nets had a "Bag Exchange" Wednesday night, when all fans were invited to turn in their bags for a nylon bag with the Nets logo on it, and a note from Yormark himself. The note read, "Thanks for letting us see your face, we hope we see it more often at Nets games - Regards, Brett Yormark."


The team did not promote the exchange beforehand; they merely instructed personnel to identify bag-wearers and offer to make the swap. The nylon bag will also include trading cards.
As for the original perpetrator, a gentleman from Morristown who was seated with his brother in the second row, Yormark said he invited him over for a bag lunch next week.

Cool now we can focus on real news like why Reggie Bush and Kim kardashian broke up.

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SHAQ IN NEW OWL CITY VIDEO

Check out SHAQ as he makes a cameo in the new Owl City video.

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BAG PROTEST ARE BACK

The ol' bag-on-the-head fan protest is almost as old as sports itself. Or at least as old as those ancient days when the New Orleans Saints weren't winning regular season games, let alone Super Bowls. It's only natural that some New Jersey Nets fan would sport the paper at some point during this disastrous season.

Well, it happened last night. And Nets CEO Brett Yormark wasn't too pleased.


With the Nets trailing 79-67 between the third and fourth quarters, Yormark left his courtside seat and passed Chris Lisi of Middletown, N.J., who was sitting in the second row and wearing a paper bag over his head. Yormark then walked back toward Lisi, and in full view of reporters and photographers got into a shouting match with Lisi and a pal.
A Yormark spokesperson said the executive had no comment regarding the incident, but Lisi claimed that Yormark had incited it by asking him why he had the bag over his head. When Lisi sarcastically answered, "Because the Nets are so good," Yormark snapped at him

Hell maybe we should put a bag over the players heads. Maybe then they would score.

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SOUTH PARK GETS TIGER WOODS

You already knew Southpark was going to spoof Tiger Woods. It was just of matter of when.

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ALLEN IVERSON GETS A HOUSE IN THE ATL

ALLEN IVERSON decided to buy a house in Atlanta. If this is true Iverson bought a new home on Paces Ferry Road, in Buckhead. looks real nice. I actually live next door.

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TIGER @ THE MASTERS

Tiger Woods just announced he will play at the Masters next month.

Woods released a statement that said: "The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta.
"The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it's been a while since I last played.
"I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

via : TMZ

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WINSTON BENNETT HAS THE SAME PROBLEM AS TIGER

Former Cleveland Cavalier and current college coach Winston Bennett talks about his sex addiciton. I guess he and Tiger Woods have the same agent, I mean affliction.

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ATHLETES THAT MADE VERY BAD DECISIONS

Almost 80 percent of National Football League players are flirting with bankruptcy two years after they retire, according to Sports Illustrated. NBA players aren’t faring much better. 60 percent of former National Basketball Association players end up broke within five years of retirement. Athletes squander millions of dollars due to bad decisions, lavish spending and poor financial planning. Here is a list of athletes that have lost their fortunes through some of the biggest financial blunders of all time. And I think they are all idiots.

Scottie Pippen

Known more for his on court defense than his off court business sense, former Chicago Bulls star Scottie Pippen lost $120 million in career earnings due to poor financial planning and bad business ideas. Air Jordan’s sidekick blew $27 million on bad investments and spent $4.3 million on a Gulfstream II corporate jet.

The rest of them after the jump.

BREAKING GROUND ON THE NEW BROOKLY STADIUM

Watch as JAY-Z and company break ground for the new Brooklyn Stadium. Ok I guess Jay does have a little bit of money. At least he's smarter than some of these athletes in the above post.

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BIG BEN AT IT AGAIN

I'm sure you all heard the story about a woman accusing BEN ROETHLISBERGER of sexual assault. The woman accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault told police the whole thing went down inside the women's restroom of a Georgia nightclub.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the woman told cops she was inside the restroom of Capital City nightclub when the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback entered and allegedly assaulted her. Roethlisberger has still not been charged with a crime. 
I want to put my 5 cents in. If that was anyone else that was being accused of sexual assault he or she would be in jail right now trying to make bail.

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