BP FINALLY PUT A NEW CAP ON THE OIL SPILL

Too bad the ocean is full of oil. All we need now is some fire and we can have the laregest fish fry ever.

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HERE THE PRESIDENT ONTHE BP OIL SPILL

President Obama speaks on the BP oil spill in the gulf. Boy the way things are going for BP they may be better off filing for bankrupcy and closing shop than to pay all those claims and lawsuits that they are about to be hit with.

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PEOPLE AT BP CAN'T CONTROL ANY KIND OF SPILL

Funny video about BP oil spill. Yall know there are more to come.

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PEOPLE AREN'T LIKING BP RIGHT NOW

An angry vandal has given BP a piece of his - or her - mind, smearing what looks to be black paint over a Manhattan BP gas station sign.
The oil giant's green and yellow sun logo was dripping with black grunge Tuesday, ticking off the station's owner, but impressing New Yorkers frustrated at the company's catastrophic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
"I think when a company destroys a major part of the world then losing one sign is completely fair," said grad student Loren Dent, 29, of Williamsburg, chuckling to himself as he walked by the E. Houston St. station.
The store's furious owner didn't find the protest so fair -` or so funny.
"They don't understand that they're not hitting BP, they're hitting an independent business man," said the owner, who asked not to be named.
"The contract we signed (with BP) was several years before the oil spill," he protested, before calling BP and requesting a new sign.
I guess BP had that coming.
Hey I know, let's get a giant cork next maybe that will work.

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