14 September 2010

OPRAH TAKES AUDIENCE TO AUSTRALIA


Boy I'm hating on Oprah. Why couldn't I get a free trip down under. Rich ass Oprah.

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KIM KARDASHIAN BOTOX FAIL


Look what happens when someone who is famous for no reason at all has a bad botox injection. Ms. Kardashian is accompanied by her sister Khloe who seems very against the procedure, and who decides to be as unhelpful as possible. "You're so stupid," she says to Kim. "Shut up," Kim replies. we now see which sister was right.

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NY JETS CAUGHT IN SEXUAL HARRASMENT SCANDAL


Inés Sainz of the Mexican television network TV Azteca, claimed that she was harassed by players and coaches in practice and in the team's locker room last Saturday. From the New York Times:


The New York Post reported that during drills, Dennis Thurman, the team's defensive backs coach, purposely overthrew passes that landed near Sainz on the sideline. The Post also reported that linebacker Jason Taylor(notes) volunteered to join the defensive backs. Players also reportedly made sexually suggestive comments in the locker room after practice ... In a statement released by the Jets, Johnson stressed to Sainz that "he expects all members of the Jets organization to conduct themselves in a professional manner at all times."

Well players already feel some kinda way about female reporters in locker rooms. I see after this incident a change is a coming.

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13 September 2010

WEEKEND WRAP UP: RESIDENT EVIL RULED, MTV WAS ALL OVER THE TV, TATTOO FAIL, RICKY HATTON DOES COKE



Resident Evil 3D was the number one movie this weekeend like I predicted making 27 million at the box office. I was even close with the money prediction. I predicted 22 million and it made 27 million. Next time I'm taking bets. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)


Sep 10 - 12 weekend


1 - Resident Evil: Afterlife Sony Pictures Releasing $27,700,000 TOTAL $27,700,000


2  Takers Sony Pictures Releasing $6,100,000 TOTAL $48,105,000


3  The American Focus Features $5,896,000 TOTAL $26,731,000


4  Machete 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,200,000 TOTAL $20,822,000


5  Going the Distance Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $3,835,000 TOTAL $14,000,000


6  The Other Guys Sony Pictures Entertainment $3,600,000 TOTAL $112,694,000


7  The Last Exorcism Lionsgate $3,450,000 TOTAL $38,190,000


8  The Expendables Lionsgate $3,250,000 TOTAL $98,490,000


9  Inception Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $3,015,000 TOTAL $282,425,000


10  Eat Pray Love Sony Pictures Entertainment $2,900,000 TOTAL $74,633,000

The rest after the jump

12 September 2010

IM LATE BUT THIS IS STILL FUNNY


Eva Mendes has SEX Tape. Nice


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LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON


This episode of Bait Car is funny as hell. If you are going to steal a car don't bring your mother along. Better yet why is his mother condoning this?


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THIS IS WHY YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THE WHISTLE


Soccer player lets ball go the net because he didn't follow up on the play idiot.


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