NEW NEED FOR SPEED THE RUN GAME

With a release scheduled for November 15th, 2011, Need for Speed The Run is gearing up and presents an action packed commercial for the coast-to-coast race, as seen through the eyes of Michael Bay.

This is super dope.

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NEW COOL DUCATI BIKE

The Ducati 1199 Panigale Superbike ($18,000-$28,000) promises uncompromising speed — and it delivers in spades. At its heart is the aforementioned Superquadro engine producing 195hp, which thanks to tremendous frame and engine integration resides in a bike with a dry weight of just 164kg — that’s roughly 362 lbs — along with class-leading tech like a sporty ABS system, traction control, Ducati’s Electronic Suspension, quick-shift, Engine Brake Control, and Ride-by-Wire systems, and a TFT display that changes to suit your environment. Not that you’ll have time to notice.

 

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CHECK OUT KANYES NEW CANCELLED SHOW

This the show that Kanye was supposed to be producing. It's a cross between SNL and the muppets. I hope it gets picked up by another network. It could have potential

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THIS IS A TRUE IDIOT: MAN BLOWS HIMSELF UP

This is the moment a man blew his hand off and set himself on fire during a failed bomb attack on a bank.

Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger also lost his eyesight and suffered severe burns after the device went off too soon.
Police believe the would-be anarchist accidentally flicked th
He was recorded on camera moments before the blast sneaking up to the entrance. A powerful fireball then lights up the area and Schuffeneger is seen staggering around in pain.



Flames gradually engulf the man before he walks slowly into the road where cars stop and a driver throws a blanket over him.
Witnesses said the man's accomplice fled on a motorcycle after the bomb went off outside the Santander bank in the early hours of Wednesday morning.
'After feeling the explosion I saw a guy on fire. He walked to the middle of the street then hit the ground asking for help because he was burning,' a passer-by told local media.
'A bus driver who was just passing by stopped and took a powder extinguisher to douse the flames that were on his clothes. He was only young, he was all bloody. He was asking to be taken to a hospital.'
I would just like to say what a fucking idiot.

VIA: dailymail

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LINDSAY LOHAN MAKING MONEY ON HOUSE ARREST

How can someone make money sitting on their ass, just follow the Lindsay school of hustle. Since Lindsay Lohan has been under house arrest for stealing a $2,500 necklace, the star has been catching buzz for allowing viewers to see her in her home-confined habitat.

The spokesmodel for bad-girl behavior is now the spokesmodel for Beezid.com, an auction Website.
In this cheaply made but buzzy video going viral on the Web, the actress describes how she discovered the penny-auction Website while "spending some time at home." Blink and you'll miss the 18-second, one-line spot.
The quickie promo shows Lohan looking lovely but lonely on her living room couch with her laptop, she says, “Hey to all my friends. I just want to share with you that during some of my time at home, I found this amazing site with great deals.”
E! Online notes that Lohan received $25,000 for the ad, along with a $10,000 credit on the site.
I now officially think this country is crazy. Aperson steals a neclace worth $2500 and in return gets paid $25,000. what a come up

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I'M BACK!!!!

What's up people I have been so swampbe with my job (you know the one that actually pays the bils), that I have been neglecting mu blog. But not any more. I am back to start blogging and talking shit about everyone and everything interesting on the net. Now I might not do teen a day like I used to but I will post one or two items daily , just the stuff I think is cool. Plus I will also be posting some original videos so look out for that. Until then holla city of squala bitches.

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COOL LIGHT SWITCHES BITCHES

If your love for token-powered gaming borders on the obsessive, you'll likely love this Arcade Light Switch ($35). Made using actual arcade machine push buttons, these switches install just like any other light switch, are available in a wide range of color combinations, and make a great finishing touch for a retro-heavy game room. Cool.

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LABYRITH AQUARIUM

Give your fishy friends something to do other than just glub around with the Labyrinth Aquarium ($5,500-$6,500). Made from Lucite, this six-globe aquarium is designed for tropical fish, and includes silk plants, three lights, filters, air pumps, and cleaning equipment, as well as an optional dedicated table in cherry, black, or carbon fiber. This is the coolest fish tank I have seen so far.

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HOMEOWNERS FORCLOSE ON BANK, YES THAT IS CORRECT

 A couple of homeowners in Naples, Florida reportedly foreclosed on a Bank of America branch last week, their attorney actually having moving trucks pull up in front of a Naples branch to execute a foreclosure judgment against the bank.
In 2009, retired police officer Warren Nyerges and his wife, Maureen Collier, paid $165,000 cash for their 2,700 square foot home in the Golden Gate Estates subdivision, and never took a mortgage out on it. So imagine their surprise when, in Februrary of 2010, Bank of America initiated foreclosure proceedings against them. The Nyerges hired an attorney, Todd Allen, to defend them against the wrongful foreclosure, and the Bank eventually abandoned the matter.

But not before the Nyerges incurred $2,534 in attorney's fees, which they requested informally from Bank of America multiple times before resorting to the courts, which ordered the bank to make the couple whole. When B of A still had not paid the judgment after five months of phone calls and letter writing by Allen and the Nyerges to the bank insisting that the court order be obeyed, Allen took the next step in the legal collection process, obtaining an order of foreclosure against the bank.
Allen then reported to a local branch of the bank with sheriff's deputies, who he instructed to remove cash from the tellers' drawers, furniture, computers and other property. Approximately one hour later, the Naples News reports, the bank manager produced a check for $5,772.88 to satisfy Allen's fees and additional costs. I wish I could have been there to get all the stuff if it was put on the curve, you know how we do.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: XMEN FIRST CLASS, BEAUTIFUL BOY, BEGINNERS, EMPIRE OF SILVER

XMEN FIRST CLASS

BEAUTIFUL BOY

BEGINNERS

EMPIRE OF SILVER

Well since thias blog post is extremely late and I have been working my but off and haven't really been updating the blog we all know who will be number one, just look up top to the next post.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP, PIRATEAS STEALS ITS WAY TO NUMBER ONE, SHAQ CAN'T SLEEP THE WORLD DIDN'T END AFTER ALL, NFL PLAYER GOPES TO THE EIGHT GRADE PROM

Of course the pirate movie it was just a matter of how much it would make and it did not disappoint making over $90 million dollars the largest weekend gross this year. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
May 20 - 22 weekend


1 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides N/A $90,100,000 TOTAL: $90,100,000
2 2 Bridesmaids Universal Pictures $21,058,290 TOTAL: $57,517,530
3 1 Thor Paramount Pictures $15,500,000 TOTAL: $145,406,000
4 3 Fast Five N/A $10,630,570 TOTAL: $186,219,155
5 5 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,650,000 TOTAL: $131,646,651
6 4 Priest Sony Pictures Releasing $4,600,000 TOTAL: $23,683,000
7 6 Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $3,700,000 TOTAL: $31,300,000
8 7 Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $3,425,000 TOTAL: $31,428,000
9 8 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $2,150,000 TOTAL: $52,427,574
10 9 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $990,000 TOTAL: $51,756,990
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WEEKEND WRAPUP: THOR IS STILL ON TOP, GUY DIES FROM STUPID INTERNET CRAZE, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED GETS CANCELED, THE GOVERNATOR TERMINATES HIS MARRIAGE

Thor rose to the top again with over $30 million at the box office. He's pounding the competition with his hammer. Here are the rest of the totals.


Box Office Charts
Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
May 13 - 15 weekend


1 1 Thor Paramount Pictures $34,703,035 TOTAL: $119,455,352


2 - Bridesmaids Universal Pictures $26,247,410 TOTAL: $26,247,410


3 2 Fast Five N/A $20,444,270 TOTAL: $169,690,470


4 - Priest Sony Pictures Releasing $14,953,664 TOTAL: $14,953,664


5 5 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $8,275,058 TOTAL: $125,243,198 


6 3 Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $7,066,190 TOTAL: $25,760,004


7 4 Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $6,872,221 TOTAL: $25,518,733


8 6 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $4,203,095 TOTAL: $48,578,875


9 7 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $2,214,033 TOTAL: $50,232,182


10 8 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $1,826,788 TOTAL: $39,232,956

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND:BRIDESMAID, PRIESTS, EVERYTHING MUST GO, GO FOR IT

BRIDESMAIDS

PRIESTS

EVERYTHING MUST GO

GO FOR IT

Well I know I haven't predicted movies in a couple of weeks but I think this Bridesmaid movie might get the top spot. I mean we have had two action movies be number one in a row so I think a comedy ay get it this weekend or maybe a movie from before.

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NEW ALPHA ROMEO

New Alfa Romeo. But it's also the world's fastest street legal Alfa Romeo. The Novitec Alfa Romeo 8C Spider ($TBA) is based on the tech behind the Maserati GT, with a supercharged 4.7L V8 pumping out 600 horses, good for a 0-62 time of 3.9 seconds and a top speed of 190 mph. Other features include an optional stainless steel sport exhaust, custom headlights, and three-piece NA3 wheels.
Yeah it's pretty cool.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: THOR POUNDS THE BOX OFFICE, HEY DONT RUN SHIRTLESS, LAKERS GET SWEPT

Thor pounded the box office making 66 million dollars over the weekend. I still trying to go see Fast Five. I need to catch up on my movies. Here are the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
May 6 - 8 weekend

1 - Thor Paramount Pictures $66,000,000 TOTAL: $66,000,000

2 1 Fast Five N/A $32,518,560 TOTAL: $139,852,525

3 - Jumping the Broom Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $13,700,000 TOTAL: $13,700,000

4 - Something Borrowed Warner Bros. Pictures $13,155,000 TOTAL: $13,155,000

5 2 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $8,200,000 TOTAL: $114,902,068

6 4 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $5,600,000 TOTAL: $41,613,617

7 3 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $3,900,000 TOTAL: $46,806,332

8 5 Prom Walt Disney Pictures $2,425,000 TOTAL: $7,800,000 

9 7 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $2,100,000 TOTAL: $36,679,000

10 6 Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The Weinstein Company $1,880,000 TOTAL: $6,714,000

Westwood High track coach Tom Davis was fired last week because one of his runners decided to whip off a shirt during training on a 75-degree day. This wasn't a girl, by the way. It was a boy.

And the Westwood High athletic director, Karl Fogel, was so irate about it that Davis thought he was going to lay him out.
"I fully 100 percent was expecting to be swung at," the coach told NECN TV
The team was doing quite well this year under the second-year coach: one of the relay teams went to nationals less than two months ago and the outdoor team started off 5-0 this spring. But there was an undercurrent of tension at the school as Fogel told Davis that some members of the girls team felt uncomfortable when the boys ran without shirts. Davis even warned his team about possible punishment for not wearing a shirt. I'm sorry but of these girls felt uncomforable with someone a boy not wearing a shirt they need to get a grip and grow some balls.

Atlanta-based music producer Jermaine Dupri is known for racking up hit after and hit.

But he's also racked up a lot of debt in recent years.
Channel 2 Action News has learned that Dupri's mansion on Mount Paran Road in northwest Atlanta was in foreclosure and set to be auctioned on the courthouse steps last week, but the sale was canceled at the last minute.
The law firm handling the foreclosure would not say why the sale was stopped.
Suntrust Bank had started foreclosure on an original loan amount of more than $2.5 million.
According to records Channel 2 obtained from the Georgia Department of Revenue, Jermaine Dupri Mauldin owes the state $493,768.75 in back taxes for 2007.
Channel 2's Tom Regan also spoke with a contractor who has a filed a lien against Dupri's property.
Shane Cox of Design Logistics said Dupri still owes him $12,000 for managing the star's mansion. His services included renovation and design.
"We would bring everything in, assemble, set up. Hang all the art. The art hanging in the house. Things along those lines. I feel he's a pretty nice guy. I hope he will come forward and take care of the debt we have," Cox told Regan.
Regan also spoke with Fayette County Tax Commissioner George Wingo. Wingo sent Regan documents showing Dupri owes $14,024.67 in unpaid property taxes, fees and penalties in connection with another home Dupri owns.
Regan went to Dupri's home and rang the intercom at the security gate in hopes of getting a comment from the music producer, but got no answer.
See instead of balling out of control all these rappers need to be paying the bills. Now I know why he has benn djing to make some of that money back.

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL MOMS

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COOL NIXON HEADPHONES

Designed for DJs, the Nixon RPM Headphones ($200) blend hefty electronics with simple, oversized-looking aesthetics that wouldn't look out of place in a cartoon — and we mean that in a good way. Highlights include custom 40mm drivers, articulating joints, gel-filled ear cushions, an interlocking coiled cable, and an additional iPhone-compatible cable with remote and mic for those times when you have to listen to something other than music. I love headphones but ca't afford any of them.

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PORSHE 911 GT3 RS

The Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0 ($185,000). Limited to just 600 vehicles worldwide, the latest — and last — GT3 RS sports Stuttgart's highest-displacement, most-powerful naturally aspirated flat-six engine ever, which turns its 4.0L into 500 hp, a 0 to 60 time of 3.8 seconds, a 0 to 124 mark of under 12 seconds, and a top track speed of 193 mph. Other features include the signature large rear wing, central twin tailpipe, an aerodynamically optimized body, a gleaming Carrara White paint job, and a weight of just 2,998 lbs. I have one on order righ t now.

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YOU MIGHT NEED THIS WHEN YOUR EX VISITS: BULLETPROOF CLIPBOARD

File this under cool stuff. Whether you work in a super rugged environment or just want a more effective sheild than your fourth wife, the Bulletproof Clipboard ($45) should serve you well. Made from a slab of Level II body armor, this crazy clipboard can stop 9mm rounds dead in their tracks, and is also useful for, you know, holding paper.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP FAST FIVE FLIES TO FIRST, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD, FLAVAR FLAV GETS BUSTED, THESE ARE TWO DUMB CRIMINALS

Fast Five goes to number one with over $80 million at the box office. You know what this means, it will now be a number six  Fast and Furious movie. Here are the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 29 - May 1 weekend


1 - Fast Five N/A $86,198,765 TOTAL: $86,198,765 1
2 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $14,787,836 TOTAL: $104,014,851
3 2 Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate, The Tyler Perry Company $9,860,929 TOTAL: $40,891,043
4 3 Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $9,342,413 TOTAL: $32,480,214
5 - Prom Walt Disney Pictures $4,712,638 TOTAL: $4,712,638
6 - Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil The Weinstein Company $4,108,630 TOTAL: $4,108,630
7 7 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $3,367,867 TOTAL: $33,843,019
8 9 Insidious FilmDistrict $2,689,676 TOTAL: $48,309,912
9 4 Hop Universal Pictures $2,683,720 TOTAL: $105,403,285
10 10 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $2,509,824 TOTAL: $48,887,188

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NEW MOVIE: IMMORTALS

If you liked 300 I'm sure you will like this movie.

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OBAMA SHOWS OFF HIS BIRTH CIRTIFICATE

Obama releases his birth ciirtificate for the whole world to see. I don't care I still think he is an alien. The men in black are watching him now.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: RIO IS STILL NUMBER ONE, HAPPY EASTER FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, A TORNADO RIPS THROUGH A ST LOUIS AIRPORT, DR DRE HOOKS UP WITH CHRYSLER

Madea couldn't knock Rio out of the top spot for the second week in a row. i told you guys people love birds and other talking animals. Here is the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Apr 22 - 24 weekend


1 1 Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $26,800,000 TOTAL: $81,261,126
2 - Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family Lionsgate $25,750,000 TOTAL:
$25,750,000
3 - Water for Elephants Fox 2000 $17,500,000 TOTAL: $17,500,000
4 3 Hop Universal Pictures $12,460,917 TOTAL: $100,499,917
5 2 Scream 4 N/A $7,154,000 TOTAL: $31,158,000
6 - African Cats Disneynature $6,400,000 TOTAL: $6,400,000
7 5 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $5,600,000 TOTAL: $28,664,000
8 7 Insidious FilmDistrict $5,383,744 TOTAL: $44,177,538
9 4 Hanna Focus Features $5,276,801 TOTAL: $31,717,987
10 8 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $5,063,000 TOTAL: $44,664,244

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NOW I HAVE SEE IT ALL: DRIVE THRU FUNERAL HOME

I wonder if they serve chicken wings and fries also.


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DO PEOPLE WANT TO WORK AT MCDONALDS THAT BAD, RAW VIDEO OF HIT AND RUN

Yesterday (April 19) was National Hiring Day for McDonald's. The goal was to hire 50,000 people in a day.

Sounds like a great thing right? It would have been if not for a couple of hood heathens fighting in Cleveland, Ohio. The end result was one of the participants of the fight, got in her car and backed over several people.
Wow is getting a free Big Mac worth all that.

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STEVE NASH GETS A LAP DANCE

The two time MVP gets called onstage to receive a lap-dance from Nicki Minaj in the I Am Still Music Tour in Phoenix, AZ That's one lucky guy that Nash.

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ROLLS ROYCE GHOST

The latest addition to the Ghost lineup is 170mm, or about 6.7 inches, longer than the standard car, making it the perfect barge for those who want to be driven. If being chauffeured isn't your style, Rolls-Royce promises the Ghost Extended Wheelbase will be just as satisfying to drive as the smaller version, despite its added length and extra girth.

For people in the back, there's a new panoramic sunroof to bathe the interior in natural light, and plenty of room to stretch out and enjoy the view. The Rolls-Royce Ghost Extended Wheelbase will be sold in very limited numbers for the rest of 2011, with full production beginning in 2012. Price, naturally, goes unmentioned. Meaning if you have to ask about the price you probably can't afford it.

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FASTEST 4 DOOR SEDAN PORSHE PANAMERA TURBO S

Porsche has rolled its new Panamera Turbo S into the Jacob Javits Center for the start of today's New York Auto Show, offering us our first live view of the new range-topping sedan. As we told you last month, the four-passenger Porsche boasts the same twin-turbocharged 4.8-liter V8 as the standard Cayenne Turbo model, but new turbochargers (with titanium–aluminum turbines) and some engine remapping bumps output to 550 horsepower and 553 pound-feet of torque. When the driver selects "Sport" or "Sport Plus" mode (the Sport Chrono package is standard), the ECU will allow overboost to 590 pound-feet of torque. With standard all-wheel drive, Porsche says the Panamera Turbo S will sprint to 60 mph in just 3.6 seconds (knowing Porsche, that's conservative) and deliver a terminal velocity of 190 mph.

This will get the kids to school on time.

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CHECK OUT THE TRUMP IN THIS HEATED INTERVIEW

Check out a clip of Donald Trump’s pretty heated interview with George Stephanopoulos where he shows us how thin his skin is and loses his cool when asked about his question of Barack Obama’s birth certificate. I don't know why he tries. he will never make president.

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WOULD YOU CALL THIS RACISTS

The California N.A.A.C.P. is demanding an apology from an Orange County Republican official who sent out an e-mail picturing President Obama’s face on the body of a baby chimpanzee. In a statement Monday, the organization called on Marilyn Davenport to resign from the Orange County Republican Central Committee. The message shows an image, posed like a family portrait, of chimpanzee parents and child, with Mr. Obama’s face superimposed on the young chimp. The text reads, “Now you know why no birth certificate.” Ms. Davenport could not be reached, but she has sent friends and supporters an e-mail saying she will not resign. Of course she won't resign where else can you get a job talking about your boss and still get paid.

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THIS GUY IS A MILLIONAIRE JANITOR

This millionaire keep his day job as a janitor and still works hard every day. Hey it couldn't be me.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: RIO IS NUMBER ONE, KANYE ROCKED COACHELLA, MEET LIVE NATIONS CEO, TORNADOES ROCKED THE SOUTHEAST US THIS WEEKEND

Rio was number one this weekend making over $40 million dollars. People must really like birds. Here are the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Apr 15 - 17 weekend
1 - Rio 20th Century Fox Distribution $40,000,000 TOTAL: $40,000,000
2 - Scream 4 N/A $19,279,000 TOTAL: $19,279,000
3 1 Hop Universal Pictures $11,166,760 TOTAL: $82,609,160
4 4 Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $7,400,000 TOTAL: $19,997,000
5 2 Hanna Focus Features $7,326,624 TOTAL: $23,326,676
6 3 Arthur Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,940,000 TOTAL: $22,348,000
7 5 Insidious FilmDistrict $6,856,554 TOTAL: $35,982,822
8 7 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $6,300,000 TOTAL: $36,989,522
9 - Conspirator N/A $3,924,000 TOTAL: $3,924,000
10 6 Your Highness Universal Pictures $3,894,660 TOTAL: $15,952,425

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LADY GAGA BUSTS HER ASS

This never gets old when she falls and bust her ass. Funny stuff everytime.

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LEBRON JAMES MAMA DON'T PLAY THAT, SLAPS VALET

TMZ has obtained security footage showing LeBron James' mother slapping a parking valet at a hotel in Miami Beach last week ... but the video shows Gloria James may NOT have made the first move.

During the encounter ... Gloria walks up to the valet, Rockfeller Sorel, and gets in his face over the parking situation. As Gloria verbally unloads, Rockfeller takes an advancing step towards Gloria and bumps her.
Gloria quickly recovers and unleashes the slap heard 'round the world with her left hand -- and then swings her purse at the guy's head with her right hand.
Sorel, clearly upset, takes several aggressive steps towards Gloria ... who then slips and falls while retreating.
Gloria gets off the ground and tries to go after the valet -- but several bystanders get in between the two and break it up.
Gloria was eventually arrested for battery and public intoxication -- and then, according to police, she started talking trash to one of the officers.
Don't mess with miss James

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TWO YEAR OLD WAKES UP JAMMIN

Check out this kid jammin to Waka Flocka. He makes you jam in your sleep
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JENNIFER LOPEZ NAMED MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD

American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez just received her own trophy as People Magazine has named her the most beautiful woman in the world. i think they are over exagerating but I know Sean Combs is hating he broke up with her.

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SEE THIS SUPER TUMBLER

I wish I could flip money like this.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: HOP HOPS TO NUMBER ONE, DID I TAKE THAT PICTURE, APPLEBEES SERVING DRINKS TO KIDS NOW, COOL ASTON MARTIN

Hop jumps to number one this weekend with $21 million. Those kid movies always do decent numbers. Well here are the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 8 - 10 weekend

1 1 Hop Universal Pictures $21,298,240 $67,754,545 2 3616
2 - Hanna Focus Features $12,370,549 $12,370,549 1 2535
3 - Arthur Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $12,222,756 $12,222,756 1 3276
4 - Soul Surfer Enticing Entertainment, TriStar Pictures, FilmDistrict $10,601,862 $10,601,862 1 2214
5 3 Insidious FilmDistrict $9,371,769 $26,728,357 2 2419
6 - Your Highness Universal Pictures $9,360,020 $9,360,020 1 2769
7 2 Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $8,650,238 $28,218,871 2 2971
8 5 Limitless Relativity Media $5,461,378 $64,149,608 4 2655
9 4 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $4,770,987 $45,348,247 3 2881
10 6 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $4,281,598 $46,136,408 4 2420

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: ARTHUR, BORN TO BE WILD, HANNA, SOUL SURFER

ARTHUR

BORN TO BE WILD

HANNA

SOUL SURFER

Well it seems Arthur is the sure choice this weekend. Yeah I know I am a day late but work has had me swamped and I don't get paid for this shit so I do it when I can. $28 million on Arthur.

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8 YEAR OLD PEPPER SPRAYED

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This is funny and sad at the same time I mean if cannot control an 8 year old you need your ass whipped for being an adult.

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NICKI MINAJ GIVES A LAP DANCE

I didn,t know she had ass like that.

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IS KANYE DATING THIS 18 YEAR OLD MODEL

According to the New York Post the 33-year old Louis Vuitton Don was spotted leaving hand in hand with KateUpton from Victoria's Secret VIP Swim event at Los Angeles' Club
Kanye keeps them white girls.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP:HOP HOPS TO NUMBER ONE, THIS WOMAN CANNOT GET ENOUGH PLASTIC SURGERIES, CHARLIE SHEEN IS BOOED, UCONN WINN THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP

Hop jumps to number one on the box office charts this weekend. making over $37 million, Hell I could have came up with this idea and right before Easter, go figure. Here are the rest of the totals


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Apr 1 - 3 weekend


1 - Hop Universal Pictures $37,543,710 TOTAL: $37,543,710 


2 - Source Code Summit Entertainment, LLC $14,812,094 TOTAL: $14,812,094


3 - Insidious FilmDistrict $13,271,464 TOTAL: $13,271,464


4 1 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $10,040,822 TOTAL: $38,196,168


5 3 Limitless Relativity Media $9,307,896 TOTAL: $55,509,640


6 4 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $6,829,050 TOTAL: $39,416,066


7 2 Sucker Punch Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,020,403 TOTAL: $29,811,118


8 5 Rango Paramount Pictures $4,505,572 TOTAL: $113,728,874


9 6 Paul Universal Pictures $4,245,560 TOTAL: $31,844,445


10 7 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $3,536,435 TOTAL: $78,502,566

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: HOP, SOURCE CODE, CAT RUN, INSIDIOUS

HOP

SOURCE CODE

CAT RUN

INSIDIOUS

Well if it was up to me an action movie would be playing but since it is not, I guess Hop will probably rank number one. looking at about $24 million.

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WHO IS THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE TO PLAY IN A SUPERBOWL AND A WORLD SERIES?

 Don't know click the jump to find out.

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WHAT'S THE MAIN JOB OF THE SECRET SERVICE

Well it's actually not protecting the President, it is to hunt for counterfeiters of american currency. I'm sure you all have gotten some fake bills before.

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THIS KID HAS SOME MOVES

Tord Korsvik, age 10, wowed judges on "Norway's Got Talent" last week with his excellent pop-and-lock routine, and now the video is burning up the internet. Korsvik is a master of the rigid, robot-style dance, which was popularized in breakdancing movies that were made more than two decades before he was even born. He's taking it back to the old school.

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HEARD OF DRAKE AND YOUNG MONEY WELL HE GOT A NEW CREW, OLD MONEY

This is actually a skit from the Juno awards he hosted. Pretty funny for Drake.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: I NEED TO WRITE A DIARY,JAY Z SUPRISES TEAM, TONI BRAXTON JOINS REALITY, THIS PREACHER DOES NOT HOLD BACK

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 scored big at the box office coming in at number one. Hey I guess it's time for me to write my diary and make a lot of money. Here are the rest of the totals:




Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 25 - 27 weekend

1 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $24,400,000 TOTAL: $24,400,000
2 - Sucker Punch Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $19,015,000 TOTAL: $19,015,000
3 1 Limitless Relativity Media $15,225,000 TOTAL: $41,280,982
4 4 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $11,000,000 TOTAL: $28,967,183
5 2 Rango Paramount Pictures $9,800,000 TOTAL: $106,363,000
6 3 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $7,600,000 TOTAL:  $72,580,000
7 5 Paul Universal Pictures $7,506,050 TOTAL: $24,610,220
8 6 Red Riding Hood Warner Bros Pictures $4,390,000 TOTAL: $32,453,000
9 7 The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $4,244,520 TOTAL: $54,870,590
10 8 Mars Needs Moms Walt Disney Studios Distribution $2,186,000 TOTAL: $19,152,000


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WOMEN FIGHT OVER SPAGHETTI

A fist fight started over something as small as spaghetti. Like I said only in New York and like like my friend says only in Brooklyn.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: SUCKER PUNCH, DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 RODRICK RULES, MIRAL, MY PERESTROIKA

SUCKER PUNCH

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 RODRICK RULES

MIRAL

 MY PERESTROIKA

First of all I know no one is going to see a movie they cannot even pronounce so the last movie is out of the question. Sucker Punch looks too fake and I don't even care about the rest. Let's go with a movie from last week to find itself at number one. I got Rango.

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A REALLY BIG BIG WHEEL

The geniuses at Parker Brothers Choppers decided to make a Green Machine for really big kids, complete with an 80-cubic inch Harley Davidson Evo engine. What, you wouldn't expect us to actually pedal a Bigwheel with a 45-inch front wheel, would you? Even better, it's still steered by a pair of levers that control the rear wheels, so all the tricks your evil nemesis friend did as a kid can now be done by you at 30 miles per hour. Heck, Jeff Halverson at Parker Brothers claims to have done 50 mph on the beast, so someone without a lot of fear can really do some damage on this thing.

Unfortunately, the whole steering-via-the-rear-wheels thing would make it really difficult for this trike to gain approval from the Department of Transportation, so don't expect to put an order in for one of these any time soon.
I think my son would like this.

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WEDNESDAY WHEELS: THE NEW SAAB 93

Thanks to Magnus Hillerborn, Saab's Vehicle Validation Engineer, Autoblog can now confirm that a five-door is indeed headed into production along with the expected convertible variant. Interestingly enough, what isn't yet confirmed for the 2012 9-3 is a sedan bodystyle.
If this comes to life it will be hot.

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GRANDMA SHOOTS MAN FOR NOT GETTING ANY SMOOCHES

A Marion County man said he was just being neighborly when he befriended an elderly next door neighbor. However, he said the 92-year-old woman wanted much more from him.

Dwight Bettner said when he wouldn't give Helen Staudinger a kiss, she opened fire.
Staudinger wanted a kiss and when she didn't get one from 53-year-old Bettner on Monday afternoon, deputies say she got angry.
"There's three holes in the wall and one in the window and of course, one in my car," Bettner said.
Bettner said his home was hit with a barrage of bullets, shortly after he finished a conversation with his elderly next door neighbor.
"So she started to leave and then she said, 'I'm not leaving without a kiss.' And I said, "I have a girlfriend you're not getting a kiss,'" said Bettner.
When Staudinger opened fire, Bettner was standing on the opposite side of the window where the bullet hit.
"When the bullet came through the window here, it hit right here," he said.
When Marion County deputies went next door to Bettner's home near Fort McCoy, Staudinger told them she didn't remember where she put the weapon. But, deputies found a semi-automatic on an end table.
In court Tuesday morning, she asked a judge to release her from jail.
"She's pretty much raised hell for quite a while, but I never thought she would start shooting at me," said Bettner.
Staudinger was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and aggravated assault.
She has a bond set at $15,000, and her daughter is expected to bond her out.
Next she will probably get an uzi.

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WEEKEND WRAPUP: LIMITLESS SHOWED NO LIMITS, NEWSCASTER IS ALMOST THE NEWS, THIS GUY IS A WRESTLING CHAMP, CHARLIE SHEEN MAY STILL BE WINNING

Limitless showed no limits and made it to number one this weekend earning $19,000.000 million. I though sure Paul would be number one or two. Well you can never predict the public. Here is the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 18 - 20 weekend


1 - Limitless Relativity Media $19,000,000 TOTAL: $19,000,000
2 2 Rango Paramount Pictures $15,315,000 TOTAL: $92,577,000 3 3843
3 1 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $14,600,000 TOTAL: $60,602,000
4 - The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $13,400,000 TOTAL: $13,400,000
5 - Paul Universal Pictures $13,155,390 TOTAL: $13,155,390
6 3 Red Riding Hood Warner Bros Pictures $7,255,000 TOTAL: $25,962,000
7 4 The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $5,931,800 TOTAL: $48,778,840
8 5 Mars Needs Moms Walt Disney Studios Distribution $5,317,000 TOTAL: $15,400,000
9 6 Beastly CBS Films $3,260,000 TOTAL: $22,245,465
10 7 Hall Pass N/A $2,600,000 TOTAL: $39,590,000


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Watch this newscaster as he almost becopmes a part of the news.

Check out the amazing footage of the senior from Arizona State University who was born with only one leg but managed to win the 125-pound title at the NCAA wrestling championships this Saturday.

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back on its Two and a Half Men, and they want him back now, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The top exec at the Eye network is ready, willing, and able to forgive and forget all of Sheen's recent antics and continue broadcasting the series, with Sheen back in the starring role, a well-placed insider tells us.
According to our source, CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner Bros. Television -- the company that produces Men and also fired Sheen.
Moonves has also spoken directly to 'Men' co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre, who has been the target of Sheen's "violent hatred."
Moonves wants a solution that brings Sheen back to the show in a situation everyone can live with.
Yeah it's time to start making money again.

WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND; LIMITLESS, THE LINCOLN LAWYER, PAUL, CRACKS

LIMITLESS

THE LINCOLN LAWYER

PAUL

CRACKS

Well this may be a good race for number one this weekend. I really do not see a standout breakout movie. Limitless looks cool, Matthew Mccaughney is back in his lawyer role but I think Paul will take it this weekend. I even want to go out and see a slacker alien get drunk and high. Let's shoot for $35 million.

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