12 January 2010

USHER LOST SOME PAPERS



Usher lost a whole lot of paper. According to myfoxatlanta Usher was robbed of gifts, a computer and about a million dollars in jewelry. Not trying to be funny but who in the hell is going to be riding around with that much jewelry in the car unless you are a jewel dealer. Hey maybe he has a secret career.

-AL

JAY IS MOVING MORE THAN A UHAUL TRUCK



NBC announced Jay Leno will be moving back to a late night spot @ around 11:30pm.  At least he has a good sense of humor about the whole thing. Here's a quote "I leave NBC prime time the same way I found it ... a complete disaster."

-Al

PLEASE SHAQ NO TOUNGE





Shaq takes a hard foul and what does he do? Show off for the cameras of course by giving one of the Baldwin brothers a big kiss. Shaq has to have the best personality in the NBA. Other players should take note instead of pulling guns on each other. More @ www.NBA.com

-Al

11 January 2010

MARKET MONDAY: THE BANKS STILL FEEL JUSTIFIED BY STEALING YOUR MONEY




Tne big wall street bankers say hey we made the money why can't we give out big bonuses our top emplyees. Because you guys are stealing from all the little people in the form of overdraft fees, late fees, having a bank account fees, talk to a teller fees, send a paper statement fees, and generally all other fees that I still do not understand. The story from CBS.

-AL

SIMON COWELL TO LEAVE A.I.



Simon is planning to leave American Idol. I guess all those millions and millions of dollars were still not enough. Hey if you guys are hiring I can degrade a bunch of people for a paycheck. check the story here.

-AL

PALIN AND THE FOX, NEWS THAT IS



Sarah Palin joins Fox News. Now thats what I call real journalism. I will definately tune in now! I jest of course.

-AL

CONSPIRACY THEORIST UNITE




I'm not big on conspiracys, but this sounds interesting. Maybe it is true, maybe not, but you have to admit, some of this stuff sounds very credible. Watch all parts of the series on youtube.

-AL