SNAKE BITES GIRL ON THE BOOBIE

Classic but sucking is better

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WATCH SNOW MONKEYS BATHE IN THE SUN

Japan’s native snow monkeys bathing in hot springs has become a fast growing tourist craze for visitors. Not only can you watch them bathe but some of you guys should be joining the.

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RATS INVADE NYC SUBWAY

This is one reason why I could never live in New York.

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THIS GUY IS CHILLIN WITH THE LIONS

Jim Jablon will spend all of January inside an enclosure with two African lions as part of an effort to raise funds for a Florida wildlife rehabilitation center struggling to meet operating costs.

The cats -- a 2-year-old named Lea and a 1-year-old named Ed -- are young and playful, but they're also powerful and their caretaker sometimes feels over-matched.

"I'm still a toy to them," said Jablon, the longtime owner of Wildlife Rehabilitation of Hernando in Spring Hill, Fla. "They can be out cold and I'll sneak up between them and lay down, but as soon as they realize I'm there it's the battle of the bands.
Jablon, who does have a "lockout area" in which he can find refuge if things get too rough, countered that he doesn't feel threatened by the lions and pointed out that if the facility were to shut down, animals that were not accepted by other facilities probably would be put to death.

It costs about $75,000 annually to care for the 100 animals at the 14-acre center and Jablon says car washes and other small-scale fund-raisers are no longer sufficient. He hopes people visiting his website and watching the streaming video will feel motivated to make a donation. He expects to raise between $100,000 and $200,000.
I know he means well but I think he is still an idiont.

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ALLIGATOR GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR

Watch as this alligator tangles with an electric eel and gets the shock of his life.

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DON'T LET YOUR BISON DRINK AND DRIVE

Man takes his pet bison to bars and he drinks beer. I wonder kwhat kind he likes, moosehead maybe.

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IF YOUR A DEER AND YOU ARE THIRSTY JUST GO TO YOUR LOCAL BAR

Watch as a deer breaks through the wall and enters a bar. Hey maybe he wanted some Grey Goose or some Wild Turkey, ha ha ha ha

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PAUL THE OCTO-PSYCHIC DIES

 Paul the Octopus, the tentacled tipster who fascinated football fans by correctly predicting results at this year’s World Cup, died Tuesday.

Paul had reached octopus old age of 2 1/2 years and died in his tank on Tuesday morning in an aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen, spokeswoman Ariane Vieregge said.
Paul seemed to be in good shape when he was checked late Monday, but he did not make it through the night. He died of natural causes, Vieregge added.
After rising to global prominence during the World Cup in South Africa in June and July, Paul retired from the predictions business after the final between Spain and the Netherlands—the result of which he also forecast correctly—and returned to his prime role of making children happy.
He would probably make a lot of people happy being fried and served on a dish, but hoew do you prepare octopus?


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NO THERE IS A PACK OF...WOLVES

Literally a cop almost gets attacked by a pack of wolves.

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT THESE ARE WILD BEAST

I mean I understand that this a circus and they are supposed to be trained, but didn't anyone learn from the Sigfrey and Roy episode that no matter how long you train these anuimals, if they have teeth they will bite you eventually.

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CHECK OUT THE REAL CROCODILE HUNTER

Chito rescued Pocho the crocodile nearly 20 years ago in Costa Rica after finding him on the side of the road with a gunshot wound to the eye. Chito cared for the animal until it was healthy again, but when he tried to release Pocho back into the wild, the croc wouldn't have it. Apparently, Chito's affections won over the massive reptile, as it followed him back home, and has been with him in the two decades since.
We have a new man's best friend

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3 PEOPLE KILLED DURING BULLFIGHT

Colombian tradition turned tragic on Sunday when a bullfight spun out of control, leaving three people dead and at least 37 injured.

The local bullfight in the Andean community of Sabanalarga is known as the "corraleja", bringing together bulls and local residents in a party-like atmosphere.
Sunday's event, however, took a violent turn as onlookers spilled into the ring and found themselves being chased and gored by bulls.
A 20-year-old man was killed during the event, but the other two fatalities, both men in their forties, occurred in the hospital as a result of their injuries.

You must be cazy to step in the ring with a bull. Hey if it's not on my plate I ain't wrestling with it.

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FUNNY PANDA CHEESE COMMERCIALS

You better buy that Panda cheese.

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PARROT GETS ARRESTED FOR BEING A LOOKOUT FOR DRUG DEALERS

Yes you heard right. I want to know can you technically arrest this parrot since he is already behind bars?

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WHEN LIONS ATTACK

Check out this scary and amazing footage of a lion attacking his trainer at the famed lion exhibit at the MGM grand. Hey should have got some milk for him.

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WOMAN THROWS CAT IN DUMPSTER

The cruel act was caught on camera in Brayâs Lane, Stoke, where the kitten's owners Stephanie and Darryl Mann have CCTV outside their home for security. After hearing cries from Lola the cat, who is not yet a year old, they found her trapped in the bin and replayed the video footage expecting to see teenagers or drunken hooligans committing the act in the middle of the night. But to their horror, they watched a middle-aged woman stop and pet Lola in broad daylight before dropping her in the bin and shutting the lid, leaving the cat trapped for 16 hours. Kinda funny but sad at the same time.

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THIS BULL AIN'T PLAYING

Check out this bull that jumps into the crowd at  bullfight in Spain. This was the animal's third attempt at jumping in the stands. Forty people were injured during the bull fight.

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WOULD YOU SEND YOUR DOG HERE

The Pooch Hotel in Sunnyvale CA is the nation’s most expensive dog hotel, with their priciest “Palace Suites” coming in at a steep $100 per night per pet. Even if they share a room. Sorry but if your like mee, that dog will stay outside in the yard.

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WHALE CRASHES INTO YATCH

Looks unbelievable but I hear it actuallyh happened in South Africa off the coast of Cape Town where sailing instructor Ralph Mothes and his partner Paloma Werner were sailing the yacht "Intrepid". Amazing.

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Dramatic video footage captured a bison attacking a Utah woman at Yellowstone National Park.

Cathy Hayes, 49, of Farr West, injured July 19 while filming bison near Biscuit Basin near Old Faithful, according to the Billings Gazette. Hayes estimated she got as close as 10 yards to film the video when the bison charged, the paper said.
CBS said the video shows the animal was apparently provoked when it was hit on the back with a stick.
Hayes, who was filming with her brother-in-law, told CBS' "Early Show" co-anchor Chris Wragge the bison "flipped me end-over-end like a rag doll, in the air."
CBS said Hayes injured her knee while her brother-in-law broke his shoulder trying to escape. Hayes' husband, who was in their car, was not hurt. This is funny people should know not to mess with wild animals

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