MORE CRAZY TRANSIT STORIES: BUS DRIVER TOSSES LADY FROM BUS

More craziness from New York. Has everyone out there lost their minds or what.


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LET'S EXECUTE MIKE VICK ACCORDING TO TUCKER CARLSON

This has to be the most outrageous comment I heard this year and I like the part about being a Christian too.

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THE METRODOME ROOF COLLAPSES BEFORE GAMETIME

A Fox Sports crew noticed that the Metrodome roof was leaking Saturday and decided to set up a camera to continously shoot the roof, leading to the dramatic video footage of the roof collapse that forced the NFL to shift the Vikings-Giants game Monday to Detroit.

NFL lead game producer Richie Zyontz said Fox videotape operator Randy Carr heard from a Metrodome staffer "this was a real problem" and left a camera and mikes on overnight.
If you haven't seen the video check it out. It's too cool.

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CAN DMX STAY OUT OF JAIL

Apparently not. DMX talks to Fox News in Pheonix after being arrested for being found in possession of drugs again last Friday and driving with a suspended license.
What a big loser.

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NEIGHBOR TAUNTS DYING GIRL ON FACEBOOK

Ok this is so wrong on so many levels. I'm not saying you can't talk about people we do have freedom of speech but sometimes common sense should take over. Someone may be crazy enough to do harm to that lady for taunting a dying child. Watch your back lady.

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SIMPSONS GET NEW OPENING

The episode, "MoneyBART," opens with an extended "couch gag" -- the opening sequence in which the Simpson family takes its place on their sofa -- created by British street artist Banksy. The artist's dark vision gives viewers a horrifying look at how he imagines the hit show and its lucrative merchandise are made: sweatshop conditions for its animators; unsafe conditions for producers of its apparel; boxes sealed with the tongue of a disembodied dolphin head; the center holes popped out of its DVDs with the horn of a shackled, emaciated unicorn. It's supposed to be shocking but kinda stupid to me. Hey let's make something out of nothing here.

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WOMAN MISTAKES SUPERGLUE FOR EYE DROPS

I don't know whether to laugh or not with this story. Irmgard Holm had cataract surgery last year. She mistakenly reached for what she thought was one of her half dozen eyedrop medications -- but the burning sensation that followed let her know something was seriously wrong. It was superglue. You might think Holm's mix-up is a rare medical mishap, but that's not so. We found many cases of "superglue ocular injuries," dating back all the way to 1982. Wow I can't imagine the pain.

VIA myfoxphoenix

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IPHONE PROPOSAL IS PRETTY DAMN CREATIVE

There are plenty of things you can do with an iphone and of you're Chad Clay, you can use it to get engaged.

"I used a lot of apps that I downloaded, like a drum app, a keyboard app," Clay said of his creative process.
But the real music was recorded in his home studio, and with the help of a little autotune and Photoshop, the idea was born.
It took the budding musician about four months to write the song and produce the video. He said the easiest part was getting the movie theater to play along. While most people ignore coming attractions, Clay told his girlfriend of six years that a mutual friend was being featured in one of the movie trailers.
Just before the film wa about to start, what looked like an ad for the iPhone popped up one the screen, helping Clay pop the question.
This was pretty creative she must be the ish for him to take all that time and effort to make that proposal video.

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GOVERNOR SIGNS NEW LAW: HAVING WEED NO WORSE THAN SPEEDING TICKET

Possessing up to an ounce of marijuana in California is now no more serious than getting a speeding ticket.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law late Thursday that reduces possession of an ounce or less from a misdemeanor to an infraction, with a maximum punishment of a $100 fine.
Even as a misdemeanor, possession of up to an ounce of pot was still punishable only by a $100 fine and no jail time. But offenders also faced arrest, a possible court appearance and a criminal record.
Schwarzenegger said after signing Senate Bill 1449 that he does not support decriminalization of marijuana, but the law would save the state courts money.
"In this time of drastic budget cuts, prosecutors, defense attorneys, law enforcement and the courts cannot afford to expend limited resources prosecuting a crime that carries the same punishment as a traffic ticket," the governor said in a statement.
The bill authored by San Francisco Democratic Sen. Mark Leno was supported by the Judicial Council of California — the official policymaking body of the court system — and by the California District Attorneys Association.
California's major police associations all opposed the legislation.
Opponents said reducing possession to an infraction would discourage people cited for the offense from seeking state-funded drug treatment as provided for drug offenders under a ballot measure passed in 2000.
The governor signed the pot law as state voters prepare to weigh in on a closely watched ballot measure to legalize marijuana for recreational use — a measure Schwarzenegger opposes.
Proposition 19 would more or less make the new law irrelevant by legalizing possession of up to an ounce for personal use for adults 21 and older.
Nevertheless, marijuana advocates praised the change enacted by the bill as they pointed to the spike in misdemeanor marijuana arrests in the state in recent years.
time for everyone to move to california.

via Fox news

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THIS IS WHY MY CHRYSLER RUNS LIKE CRAP

Chrysler employees were caught drinking and smoking weed on the job at the Jefferson North Assembly Plant. The company was able to identify all 15 employees captured on video. Within 36 hours of learning about this matter, each one of the employees was suspended indefinitely without pay. While the evidence seems conclusive, the company needs to act in accordance with corporate protocol before further action is taken. What losers, it's bad enought that the cars are already shitty now this.

via: myfoxdetroit

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TYLER PERRY DOES GOOD

Atlanta filmmaker Tyler Perry has bailed out a group of DeKalb County Cub Scouts left in a bind after someone stole the group¿s camping gear from a church parking lot.

Pack administrator Emily Skuban says the pack¿s plans for an October camping trip in the wilderness were ruined when someone stole their gear-packed trailer from the parking lot of Clairmont Hills Baptist Church in Toco Hill.
Skuban says she was contacted by Perry¿s studio soon after media reports of the incident surfaced. The pack was presented with a $10,000 check.
Skuban says the trailer and its contents were probably worth around $4,000.

via; myfoxatlanta

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KIDS THERE IS SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

 A teacher from the Bronx, New York has been removed from her postion after this video emerged of her at an open mic event talking about how she used to have sex for money and comparing teaching to having sex with her boyfriend.
The city Education Department learned of Petro’s past from a post this month on TheHuffingtonPost.com, in which she claimed she was also a craigslist.org hooker from October 2006 to January 2007. Petro, a public school teacher for three years, has been placed on administrative duties.
Only in new York. How stupid can you be. If she is that dumb to think admitting all that was a good idea she doesn't need to teach anyone's kds.

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MEET PNUT THE NEXT INTERNET STAR

A 7-year old P-Nut just got more exposure than most upcoming rappers after being featured on the FOX 13 News in Memphis.

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ATLANTA HAS NEW WEATHERMEN

Actors Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman took time out from their busy schedules on Tuesday to do the weather on Good Day Atlanta. All I can say is don't quit your day job.

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THIS BULL AIN'T PLAYING

Check out this bull that jumps into the crowd at  bullfight in Spain. This was the animal's third attempt at jumping in the stands. Forty people were injured during the bull fight.

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STRANGE WORLD WHEN A CRACKHEAD CAN BE FAMOUS

Frankie Lons, aka Keyshia Cole’s Bio Mom, hit up Atlanta morning show “Good Day Atlanta” recently to discuss her stint on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. Like I said when a crackhead can be famous this society is really messed up.
 I don't know who's worsse between her and Montana Fishburne.
 
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PEOPLE WAITING FOR SECTION 8 HOUSING AND YOU'RE NOT GUARANTEED ANYTHING

Video showed chaos unfolding in the city of East Point, Georgia near Atlanta on Wednesday morning as hundreds of people waited for their chance to get federal housing assistance. Aerials from above the East Point Housing Authority showed a large group of people congregating around police cars and causing a scene as several people handed out what appeared to be papers. Housing officials say those in line by 1 p.m. today will be able to submit their application, which will qualify them to be put on a waiting list. The housing authority says only 62 spots on that list are available. I think I will just pay my rent anot deal with that madness

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SOME WOMEN KILL FOR BIG BREAST, WELL BIG BREAST ARE KILLING HER

A Brazilian model who lives in Houston wanted to have the largest breasts in the world; she must now undergo surgery and is in the fight for her life.

Sheyla Hershey was able to achieve her goal of having the largest breasts in the world when she had M-cup implants put into place. She soon removed them and downgraded to a smaller size when she learned she was pregnant in 2009.
After more than 30 plastic surgeries, Hershey suffered her first complication following her most recent breast
augmentation procedure in June. Her youngest child's first birthday was only days away.
A severe staph infection reached both of Hershey's breasts.
She had the augmentation surgery in Brazil, but came home to Houston for help. Hershey says the new surgeon told her she should be concerned for her life. Staph infections can enter the bloodstream and be life threatening. Hershey is also very concerned about losing one of her breasts. She has had to give herself infusions of intravenous antibiotics every twelve hours to fight the infection.
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WEEKEND WRAP UP: ALICE IN WONDERLAND AGAIN NUMBER 1, TIGER GIVES HIS FIRST INTERVIEW, WOULD YOU RIDE THIS ROLLER COASTER, OBAMA'S HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES

Alice in Wonderland does it again landing the number 1 spot with $34,000,000. I mean it,s not making as much as Avatar but it will probably be the number 2 movie of the year if it keeps rollin. Diary of a Wimpy Kid suprised me being @ the number two spot. check the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 19 - 21 weekend


1 1 Alice in Wonderland Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Distribution $34,500,000 TOTAL: $265,800,000
2 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 20th Century Fox, 20th Century Fox Distribution $21,800,000 TOTAL: $21,800,000
3 - The Bounty Hunter Sony Pictures Releasing $21,000,000 TOTAL: $21,000,000
4 - Repo Men Universal Pictures $6,151,000 TOTAL: $6,151,000
5 3 She's Out of My League DreamWorks, Paramount Pictures $6,015,000 TOTAL: $19,954,000
6 3 Green Zone Universal Pictures $5,963,000 TOTAL: $24,702,000
7 4 Shutter Island Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Releasing International (SPRI) $4,755,000 TOTAL: $115,770,000
8 4 Avatar 20th Century Fox $4,000,000 TOTAL: $736,881,000
9 6 Our Family Wedding Fox Searchlight Pictures $3,800,000 TOTAL: $13,668,000
10 5 Remember Me Summit Entertainment, LLC $3,300,000 TOTAL: $13,900,000

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IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW MESSED UP THEIR LIVES WOULD BE

In a new memoir called Killing Willis: From Diff’rent Strokes to the Mean Streets to the Life I Always Wanted,child star Todd Bridges who has admitted to drug use in the past says the moment when things really began to go downhill for him was when at 12 years old his male publicist went down on him.

“Bringing all that up was tough in a way, but I resolved the issues. It’s kind of sad to know that a grown man would take advantage of a child. But what made it more tough was that your father took the guy’s side. That kind of broke me at 12 years old. I was really lost after that,” says Todd who also claims his father was physically abusive. Man this whole Different Strokes cast had issues. Let us remind Hollywood never to remake this show.

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UPDATE: Todd Bridges goes on Fox News to prote his memiors