LIL WAYNE HAS TO BE THE DUMBEST GUY ALIVE

Jailed rapper Lil Wayne has to face the music again - without his music.



The rap mega-star was busted yesterday for "music contraband" - a charger and ear phones for a watch that doubled as a digital music player.
"He was found with a charger for an MP3 player and unauthorized earphones," in his Rikers Islan cell, a source said.
Authorities seized the music pieces at 8 a.m. after a prison rat tipped off officers, who found the music contraband in foil and a bag stuffed in Lil Wayne's trash.
A subsequent search found another inmate in the same wing with the accompanying music player, sources said. Like I said just do your time and follow the rules. You could have been out early like Gucci Mane or T I dumbass.

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FREE LIL WAYNE, FREE GUCCI, FREE LIL BOOSIE

Maybe if rappers didn't do dumb shit they wouldn't have to be freed. But the video is funny.

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LIL WAYNE HAS NEW JOB IN PRISON

Lil wayne has a new job in jail. They got him on suicide watch for other prisoners. He watches the crazy prisoners and makes sure they don’t kill themselves.
He likes the job even though they don’t pay him much.

I guess he doesn't need the money but how can one crazy person watch another.

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KIDS TODAY

This is a Lil Wayne fan. I tell you if my daughter looked like this she would not be allowed to listen to music at all.

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LIL WAYNE FINALLY LANDS IN JAIL

LIL WAYNE finally landed in jail.First, the rap star's sentencing was postponed last month so he could undergo surgery on his bejeweled teeth. Then, a fire shut down Manhattan's main criminal courthouse while he was on his way there last week.

But Lil Wayne is finally set to be sentenced Monday to a year in city jail, as planned when he pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He admitted illegally having a loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his tour bus in July 2007.

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NIVEA HAS NEW VIDEO

One of Lil Wayne's sperm recipients shot a new video with him. check it out. Not a banger but ok. Lil Wayne says he is shooting about seven videos in one day. Now that's working. Wait isn't he supposed to be in jail?

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