CHECK OUT THE INVISIBLE MAN

The guy in the grocery store is Liu Bolin -- an artist who's made it his "thing" to paint himself like a human chameleon and hide in plain site in photos. I wonder how long it takes to paint himself. The rest of the photos after them jump.

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REMEMBER CAMERA HEAD GUY

Why anyone would do this I have no idea but I still want to know if he can record images or what. Maybe he will have a hard drive implanted too.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

This is what too much time on your hands looks like.

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ACID ATTACHK WAS A HOAX ALL ALONG

Police say the acid attack on 28-year-old Bethany Storro's was self-inflicted. What kind of idiot would do this to herself.

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LADY GAGA HALF NAKED IN AIRPORT

Maybe if it was Beyonce or Jlo half naked at the airport I might be interested but Lady Gaga not so much.
Video after the jump.

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WOMEN WILL LOVE THIS POST, GUY HAS LONGEST TONGUE IN US

“Tounge Boy” is a 20-year old actor from California who has a tongue which measures 3.5 inches from the middle of his closed top lip to the tip of his tongue, only .36 inches short of the world record holder Stephen Taylor. women are getting hot just thinking about this guy I bet.

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LADY DIES AFTER GORGING ON BUCKETS OF CHICKEN

Like I always say, you can't make this stuff up. A MUM revealed in The Sun to be Britain's fattest woman at 45st (630 pounds) has died after secretly GORGING in hospital.

Sharon Mevsimler, 40, was on a strict diet in Chelmsford, Essex, but had family buckets of chicken and fish and chips smuggled in.
She died of a heart attack nine days after we told of the five-footer's grub addiction.
Sharon begged her family to sneak take-aways into the hospital where she was on a strict diet and horrified witnesses saw relatives smuggling fast food to the gorging mum of four.
And she was so huge that a trolley COLLAPSED as she was wheeled to the mortuary
The mum - whose weight was NORMAL when she got married in her 20s - blamed post natal depression for her piling on the pounds as she became addicted to comfort eating. She comfortably ate herself to death.
 
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MY BROTHER GOT ARRESTED

Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlord with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where the below booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head." According to cops, the landlord was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap

VIA : thesmokinggun

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TURN JUNK INTO ART

Brian Boland, 52, a former teacher, hot-air balloon designer and balloon pilot who runs the rural Post Mills Airport in Thetford, Vt., stands with his 'Vermontasaurus,' where the 25-foot tall oddity thrown together with scrap wood now faces opposition from a few neighbors and regulatory challenges from government entities that he fears could force him to dismantle what was built with the help of some area residents as an artistic collaboration. Government doean't want us to have any fun.

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ANOTHER KID WITH A SMOKING HABIT

Chinese toddler Ya Wen started downing pints and smoking up to a pack a day after being struck by a speeding van and spending five days in a coma, her parents told the Yangcheng Evening Post.
"She likes drinking," her mother, Gao Wen, said.
"Three glasses of beer is no problem to her."
Gao Wen said her daughter's personality changed dramatically and she started acting like an adult shortly after leaving the hospital.
First, she was busted hiding in the toilet smoking her dad's cigs. Then she began stealing them from a store - until the owner let her have them on credit.
"The first time I found her smoking was in the toilet," her mother said.
"Before that, I often saw cigarette butts in the toilet but thought they were my husband's, until I saw my daughter smoking there."
The store owner said he assumed the child was buying the butts for Dear Old Dad, adding that the child would take up to two packs away at a time.
Next thing you know an infant is going to be hooked on cigarette and 40 ounces.This is crazy. Video when you jump.

VIA: nydaileynews

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I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO BE GAY

Should a gay class be taught at a Catholic school. If so that will never be an elective of mine.
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50 CENT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS ON A CRACK DIET

No he wasn't on a crack diet , he doesn't even do drugs, 50 Cent lost a lot of weight for his upcoming movie "Things Fall Apart". In the movie 50 Cent plays a football player diagnosed with cancer.

He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.
"I was starving." Now he's back on tour and says, "I've been eating. I'll be back in shape in no time!"
Now that's dedecation. He's really doing the Will Smith and taking this acting thing serious. Another  picture after the jump.

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FILE THIS UNDER WEIRD

A convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer appeared before a federal magistrate on Friday after his arrest for allegedly operating a rural Whatcom County business that catered to people who want to have sex with animals. Douglas Spink, 39, a one-time dot.com millionaire, convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer, was quietly living on rural property south of Sumas when he connected with James Tait, who was in a Tennessee jail on a bestiality charge.

Tait had earlier been convicted of trespassing in 2005 in the Enumclaw case, in which a Gig Harbor man died after having sex with a horse
He was "promoting tourism of this nature for bestiality," Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo said Friday.

When county deputies and federal investigators searched the property they found videotapes that included images of a man, who was visiting the property, having sex with several large-breed dogs.
All I can say is what the hell is wrong with people.

via: SEATTLE TIMES
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WHEN PEDIPHILES ATTACK

Check out this video of this obvious pediphile guy. If that was my daughter his ass would have been kicked up and down that wheel.

via: stubledupon

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LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING

Curt Degerman known as “Tin Can Curt,” spent 30 years roaming the streets of Skelleftea in northern Sweden in his blue jacket and ragged pants, collecting tin cans and bottle for cash. He was, in the eyes of most people, an ordinary street bum.
Yet when he died he left more than $1.4 million to his cousin.
How did he do it? Thrift and smart investing.
It turns out that in between collecting cans, Mr. Degerman spent a lot of time in the local library reading business papers and studying the stock market.
“He knew stocks inside and out,” said his cousin.
He used his tin-can earnings to buy mutual funds. He also bought 124 gold bars and also grew his cash with a savings account. (He rode a bicycle and didn’t have a mortgage on his house, which also made savings easier).
It is the classic fairy tale of thrift and shrewd – almost.
Mr. Degerman died of a heart attack in 2008. His will left his entire estate to a cousin who visited him regularly late in his life.
Yet soon after the fortune was revealed, an uncle claimed the cash under Sweden’s inheritance law. Lawyers got involved, and the two recently settled for undisclosed shares.

VIA; wsj
 
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I THINK GUAM WILL TIP OVER TOO

Listen to Congressman Hank Johnson as he explains that the island of Guam will tip over if additional troops are stationed there. I think it will tip over in fact if everyone in the US goes to one side of the country we will tip over too.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE SICK

A new viral video game out of Tokyo called RapeLay is causing all types of controversy because it encourages the player to rape unsuspecting girls and even coerce them into having an abortion if you get them pregnant. When the game begins you are standing on the subway platform and a teenage girl asks, “can I help you with something”. Ok some things just go too far.

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THE FRENCH DO WEIRD THINGS

A controversial French game show called The Game Of Death is a new spin on a classic psychological experiment. I think people have way too much time on their hands.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR CLUB

Watch this guy drive with no steering wheel. I had a old Volkswagan rabbit I had to do the same thing to

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IN THIS EDITION OF: THAT'S JUST NASTY

42-year old Donna Simpson from New Jersey currently weighs about 600 pounds and is attempting to double her weight by consuming 12,000 calories a day six times the amount recommended for an average woman. The craziest part about her mission which costs about $750 a week is that it’s being funded by some freaks who enjoy watching her eat on her website. What!? This should be as illegal as child porn, according to her interview with the Daily Mail:

“My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go…I’d love to be 1,000 pounds. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.”
And on what her ex-husband thought about all of this…
“He worked night shifts and would come home at 2 or 3am and bring the leftovers with him. We’d stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter. I started gaining weight quickly and my husband liked it. He said I was sexier when I was bigger, and I felt happier too.”
And he is an idiot. Can he even find it under all that fat orwill he just be happy having sex with one of her rolls.

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PS: This is what would happen if my friends and I saw her naked.