REAL OR FAKE YOU DECIDE

Guys have a new sport where they are walking on water. I thought Jesus was the only guy to walk on water but they claim that's what they are doing. I don't know but it sure looks real.

-AL

CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE IS A DRUGLORD

Angie Sanselmente Valencia is a stunning young lingerie model who, authorities believe, is also the leader of the one of the world's largest drug gangs.

As the Telegraph reports, an international arrest warrant has been issued for 30-year-old Valencia, who is believed to be on the run in either Mexico or Argentina
Bringing a little glamor to the world of smuggling, Valencia is said to have recruited beautiful models to smuggle the drugs from South America to Europe. According to the Sun, Valencia has described the women working for her as "unsuspicious, beautiful angels." Authorities caught on to Valencia after one of these 'angels' was busted at an airport in Buenos Aires with 55kg of coke last month and decided to talk to authorities.

The entrepreneurial Valencia had apparently been dating a notorious Mexican drug lord known as "The Monster," but had broken up with him last year in order to start her own drug-smuggling operation.

I still would date her even though she could have me whacked.

via: dailymail

-AL

NOW FOR SOME REAL SICK SHIT

Now get ready for some real wild stuff. Be warned these pictures are real graphic so if you have a weak stomach you may not want to click the jump. You can't say I didn't warn you.

-AL

THIS WILL BE FILED UNDER MISSION IMPOSSIBLE OR THEY REALLY ARE UFO'S

Nurse Outduels IRS Over M.B.A. Tuition

How One Woman Went to Tax Court and Won Deduction

A Maryland nurse accomplished two rare feats in her battle with the Internal Revenue Service: She defended herself against the agency's lawyers and won, and she got a ruling that could help tens of thousands of students deduct the cost of an M.B.A. degree on their taxes.
The U.S. Tax Court handed Lori Singleton-Clarke her victory last month, saying the 47-year-old Bryantown, Md., woman had properly deducted nearly $15,000 in business school tuition. The Tax Court ruling should make it easier for many other professionals to deduct the expense of a Master in Business Administration degree. Read the full story here.

I can't believe it. Someone actually beat the IRS. I guess it's time to start greeting those extraterrestrial beings that have been living among us. Hey where do you think the microwave, GPS and the cell phone came from.

-Al