RICK ROSS AND P DIDDY BLOW $1 MILLION ON STRIPPERS AT THE KING OF DIAMONDS CLUB

NSFW: Want to know how to waste one million dollars? Ask Rick Ross and P Diddy as they spend so much cash that the club runs out of change. This is ridiculous but it's their money. That's why I bootleg their shit.

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HEEY WHY NOT STRIP INYOUR OWN STORE

With the economy trending downward, business owners are having to think of unique ways to get you in the door.

That’s certainly what Jill-Anne is doing by combining her love of pole dancing with her talent as an artist.
She hopes her greeting card business will reap the benefits of her creative sales pitch.
Anything to get business I guess.

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AIRPORTS ARE THE NEW STRIP CLUBS

Tammy Banovac decided to go through security screening at the Will Rogers airport in Oklahoma City in her bra and panties after not liking a TSA experience she had two weeks ago. Judging from the video, she didn’t look too thrilled, but after passing she did have a change of clothes and was allowed to catch her flight.
I wish I was there I would have gave her $10 for a lap dance. Never seen a chick in a wheel chair give a lap dance.

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NOW THEY GOT IT RIGHT: STRIP DANCE WITH THE STARS

This is how dancing with the stars should be like. Maybe then I would watch.


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CHINESE POLE DANCERS

I didn't know men could have pole dancing as a career. But it won't be me.

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WHO KNEW THE STRIP CLUB WAS SO DANGEROUS

A man who sued after being struck in the face by a strip dancer's shoe at the Cheetah nightclub, seriously injuring his eye, has won a $650,000 judgment.
Personal injury litigator Lake "Trey" Lytal said Thursday that while the club's insurance company agreed to the amount, getting the money to Cheetah's patron Michael Ireland still is not a done deal and may require more litigation.
Ireland, a roofer, has experienced chronic double vision since stripper Sakeena Shageer's shoe made contact with his eye at the suburban West Palm Beach club in September 2008, Lytal said.
Shageer said she was walking along the bar, with her feet near patrons' heads, when she spun around in reaction to someone touching her, Lytal said. Shageer struck Ireland accidentally, he said.
Ireland suffered broken bones around his eye and in his nose and now has permanent double vision, Lytal said. He also has dizziness - "not a good thing for a roofer."
Strip club lawsuits have centered on the hazard of sky-high platform shoes strippers frequently wear. In New York, a man sued after a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with her shoe. A Broward man sued after a woman's stiletto flew off during a pole dance, shattering a mirror and cutting him
Wow if I knew the strip club was this dangerous I would have quit going long time ago.


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THIS JUDGE KNEW HOW TO LAY DOWN THE LAW SO TO SPEAK

A 67-year-old federal judge's wild relationship with a stripper started with a lap dance, prosecutors said, and quickly escalated into escapades of prostitution and gun-toting drug deals for cocaine and prescription pills.

Senior Judge Jack T. Camp, a veteran jurist who had achieved a status that allowed him a lighter caseload, now finds himself in a peculiar position, in front of one of his peers, and with lawyers combing through his decisions, wondering whether they have grounds to challenge them.
The stripper, who previously had a felony drug trafficking conviction, had been secretly working with the FBI since the spring to build a case against the judge. In exchange, prosecutors pledged not to charge her.

Camp's relationship with the dancer, who was not identified in court documents, began earlier this year. A day after receiving his first dance, he returned to the Goldrush Showbar for more dances, and added sex and cocaine to his tab, authorities said.
Over the next few months, the two used cocaine and other drugs together, sometimes at the strip club, and the judge would pay $40 to $50 to join her getting high, according to a sworn statement.
Man that stripper must be platnium status to make the judge do all that. for the rest of the story visit myfoxatlanta and yeas I have been to the Goldrush strip club.

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CHURCHGOERS VS STRIPPERS

Every weekend for the last four years, Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over George's joint, taking up residence in the right of way with signs, video cameras and bullhorns in hand. They videotape customers' license plates and post them online, and they try to save the souls of anyone who comes and goes.

Now, the dancers have turned the tables, so to speak. Fed up with the tactics of Dunfee and his flock, they say they have finally accepted his constant invitation to come to church.
It's just that they've come wearing see-through shorts and toting Super Soakers.
They bring lawn chairs and - yesterday, anyway - grilled hamburgers, Monster energy drinks and corn on the cob.
They sat in front of the church and waved at passing cars but largely ignored the congregation behind them.
Likewise, the churchgoers largely ignored the dancers. Except for Stan Braxton. He stopped and held hands with Lola, a 42-year-old dancer who made $200 on her Saturday night shift, and prayed for her salvation. I say let em both have a mud wrestling contest.

VIA: the dispatch
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DEAL OF A LIFETIME FOR LEBRON

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:




- A free lifetime of lap dances


- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey


- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse

Hey where do I sign up. I can play a little ball.

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STRIPPER FILES FOR WORKERS COMP SORTA

An exotic dancer at CR Fannys gentlemen's club in Wilson Borough pocketed more than $25,000 in workers' compensation benefits while claiming to be injured while working a separate waitress job, authorities said Thursday.

Christina Gamble, 43, of Quakertown, Pa., allegedly filed a workers' compensation claim against the Red Robin restaurant in Richland Township, Bucks County.
She collected thousands of dollars in benefits while she was dancing as a stripper at the club, according to Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett.
Gamble claimed she fell during a shift Nov. 9, 2007. Her doctor said she was unable to work because standing and changing positions were painful for her, according to court records.
The injury came a week after the restaurant hired her; she quit her job after it happened, records say.
Eight days after her doctor examined her, she was seen working as an exotic dancer at the strip club on Butler Street, records say.
Highmark Casualty Insurance Co. paid Gamble $22,727 in disability benefits and $4,118 in medical expenses relating to her claim, according to records.
Highmark investigated her claim after receiving a tip from one of Gamble's co-workers at Red Robin that she was working as an exotic dancer. The insurance company investigators obtained surveillance video of Gamble dancing in the club, records say.
Records say Gamble told police she worked as an exotic dancer because she and her husband needed money and feared they'd lose everything they owned.
Efforts to reach Gamble on Thursday for further comment were unsuccessful. A phone number listed under her name was disconnected.
Records say she worked at Target in Richland Township from Dec. 1 to Dec. 12, during the period she was allegedly injured. Gamble told investigators she quit Target due to back pain, records say.
Gamble is charged with two counts of workers' compensation insurance fraud and one count of theft by deception. All the charges are felonies and each carries a maximum penalty of seven years in prison and a $15,000 fine.
You can,t make this stuff up people.

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THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET

Too Short a hip hop artist has a mother daughter shake contest. Hey you can't make this stuf up people.

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NOW I AM GONNA LAUGH @ THIS

Police were called to a southwest Atlanta adult entertainment club early Wednesday after several of the strippers got into a fight that left one with stab wounds. According to Atlanta police dispatchers, four or five strippers were involved in the fight just before 4 a.m. at the Candy Shop club in the 3500 block of Empire Boulevard.

One woman was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital with stab wounds to the chest and stomach.
One person was in custody, according to dispatchers. The funny thing about this story is that this club used to be called Dreamgirls located by the big post office near Hapeville. I know this becaue I have been there before. They really battle for the dollars there.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE IS A DRUGLORD

Angie Sanselmente Valencia is a stunning young lingerie model who, authorities believe, is also the leader of the one of the world's largest drug gangs.

As the Telegraph reports, an international arrest warrant has been issued for 30-year-old Valencia, who is believed to be on the run in either Mexico or Argentina
Bringing a little glamor to the world of smuggling, Valencia is said to have recruited beautiful models to smuggle the drugs from South America to Europe. According to the Sun, Valencia has described the women working for her as "unsuspicious, beautiful angels." Authorities caught on to Valencia after one of these 'angels' was busted at an airport in Buenos Aires with 55kg of coke last month and decided to talk to authorities.

The entrepreneurial Valencia had apparently been dating a notorious Mexican drug lord known as "The Monster," but had broken up with him last year in order to start her own drug-smuggling operation.

I still would date her even though she could have me whacked.

via: dailymail

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NOW STRIPPERS HAVE AN EXCUSE TO DANCE

Strippers now have a legitament answer when you asked them why do they continue to strip. They can just say they are practicing for the olympics and making money @ the same time. Ania Przeplasko, the founder of the International Pole Dancing Fitness Association and others are pushing for the “sport” which definitely takes some strength and agility to be approved by the Olympic committee just in time for the 2012 Olympics in London. The group cites sports like tug or war, the Equestrian evens and curling as past/current Olympic sports that nobody care about but still get airtime. who cares I just want to see the outfits.

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THE TIGER FINALLY SPEAKS

According to Tiger's agent, Mark Steinberg, Tiger plans to apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future. Woods will be speaking with a small group of his friends and colleagues during the news conference. Steinberg said no one will be able to ask questions during the news conference. There is a report out that Tiger will read a prepared statement.

And this is interesting ... the news conference will take place during the Accenture Match Play Championship -- one of the sponsors that dropped him in the wake of the sex scandal.
Its' about time but to be honest the only person he owes anything to is his wife and no one else. Hell if I was that rich I will still be bangin on a private island.

via: TMZ

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WE NEED THIS IN ATLANTA

A gentleman’s club called Déjà Vu has created this Plexiglas wrapped truck complete with poles and dancing girls in hopes of luring some customers, or at least enough publicity to make one of the “mom groups” come after them. This was even banned in Las Vegas the strip capital of the world. But hey I'm down for walking outside and seeing a couple of table dances during break.

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