30 November 2010

I LIKE THIS BECAUSE I LOVE TOOLS

The Black & Decker Ratcheting Ready Wrench ($26). This one-size-fits-all tool offers 16 of the most common standard and metric socket sizes, and also offers two-way ratcheting action, color-coded socket sizes for easy identification, and a lifetime warranty to ensure that it outlasts the things it helps you fix.
Yeah tools are cool because I believe if you are going to spend money why not spend it on something that can be useful to you in the future instead of wasting it on trophy items like jewelry.


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TECH TUESDAY; DELL INSPIRON DUO

The Dell Inspiron Duo($550). This hybrid netbook/tablet features a flip-around 10.1-inch screen that functions as a normal display in notebook mode, but becomes the touch-friendly basis for Dell’s customized, media-friendly duo Stage software when flipped to the outside. Windows 7 Home Premium, two USB ports, an integrated webcam, and an Intel Atom processor round out the specs. This is hot. Put it on my Christmas list


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TAX MAN HAS CAUGHT ANOTHER ONE: KELLY ROWLAND



Grammy-Award winning singer Kelly Rowland, sidekick to Beyonce in the group Destiny's Child, owes the IRS more than $98,000 in delinquent federal taxes, according to public records.
Rowland, 29, rose to fame in the girl group, which broke through with the 1999 hit tune "Bills, Bills, Bills." After the group broke up, she released a few solo albums and maintains an acting career that included portraying Motown legend (and ex-Detroit Councilwoman/tax delinquent) Martha Reeves in a 2003 episode of the TV show "American Dreams."
What's owed:
•The IRS filed a $98,634 lien against Rowland on Nov. 8 with the New York City Register.
How many times do I have to tell you. If you are famous pay your damn taxes or be like Wesley Snipes

-via; Detroit news

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FACEBOOK CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM


How many times I have to tell you guys that Facebook is nothing but trouble. That's why I do not have a Facebook or twitter page. Police said an online feud led to a public fist fight and then murder in Arlington over the weekend.

Though they were Facebook friends, witnesses told police that 19-year-old Alysha Tann and 18-year-old Nikki Bogan’s friendship had turned ugly. They were “beefing” on Facebook.
Then on Sunday night the two young women got into a fist fight in the parking lot of the Heather Glen Townhomes in Arlington.
An arrest warrant affidavit states Bogan lost the fight and then told her 20-year-old boyfriend, Darius Howard, to shoot Tann.
A witness saw him shoot a handgun six or seven times in the direction of Tann and a crowd of people in the parking lot, according to the affidavit.
Another person who was shot in the leg then drove Tann to the hospital where she died.
Tann’s Facebook page is now filled with R.I.P. posts.
Her accused killers are in the Arlington jail.
Howard is charged with murder and aggravated assault and Bogan is charged with conspiracy to commit murder.myFOXdfw.com:


Video after the jump

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STREET FIGHT CAUGHT ON TAPE


Man you got knocked the fuck out! (in Smokey's voice)

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29 November 2010

NOW THIS IS THE LIFE


This spectacular estate encompasses almost 2 acres and approximately 900 linear feet of magnificent waterfront overlooking the sparkling waters of Biscayne Bay. Situated in one of the most coveted bay front locations in Coral Gables? most prestigious gated community of Gables Estates, this home epitomizes life?s most luxurious living.

This five bedroom, eight bath, two story home with the essence of a stately European villa, includes a state-of-the-art media/theater room with a one hundred and three inch plasma television, a wine cellar, a library with fireplace and expansive patios for both daily living and lavish entertaining.
The grounds feature a private sandy beach, rolling lawns and manicured gardens with a bricked path completely surrounding the estate, as well as protected dockage at the end of the peninsular-like property, and a pool accented by an aqua bar and waterfalls. Very close proximity to an international airport and one of the world?s most vibrant cities, gives the fortunate owners access to exciting cosmopolitan areas, while making instantly available a retreat from the busy activities that accompany today?s fast paced life. Perched serenely by the bay, this exquisite villa offers a breeze swept retreat of luxurious living and access to either the excitement of Miami or the tranquility of the Bahamas. All for $23 million.
 
I'm moving in this weekend.
 
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6 DIFFERENT WAYS TO USE YOUR FREEZER

Eliminate unpopped popcorn

Don't you just hate the kernels of popcorn that are left at the bottom of the bowl? Eliminate the popcorn duds by keeping your unpopped supply in the freezer.


Remove wax from candlesticks
Grandma's heirloom silver candlesticks will get a new life if you place them in the freezer and then pick off the accumulated wax drippings. But don't do this if your candlesticks are made from more than one type of metal. The metals can expand and contract at different rates and damage the candlesticks.


Extend candle life
Place candles in the freezer for at least two hours before burning. They will last longer.


Unstick photos
Picture this: Water spills on a batch of photographs, causing them to stick together. If you pull them apart, your pictures will be ruined. Don't be so hasty. Stick them in the freezer for about 20 minutes. Then use a butter knife to gingerly separate the photos. If they don't come free, place them back in the freezer. This works for envelopes and stamps too.


Clean a pot
Your favorite pot has been left on the stove too long, and now you've got a burned-on mess to clean up. Place the pot in the freezer for a couple of hours. When the burned food becomes frozen, it will be easier to remove.


Remove odors
Got a musty-smelling book or a plastic container with a fish odor? Place them in the freezer overnight. By morning they'll be fresh again. This works with almost any other small item that has a bad smell you want to get rid of.

I like crap like this. Everyone needs to know useless tips and information.

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COOL IF YOU LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL


I like old school pinball machines so this is cool. The machine takes its cues from the popular James Cameron movie with images of the planet of Pandora and the Na’vi people. The machine has a 3-D backglass with beautiful images of the mythical planet. The machine’s sound effects include an original voiceover by Stephen Lang, who plays Colonel Miles Quaritch. As the player you are Jake Sully, when you capture the pinball in the the transporter link that reveals a Jake Sully figurine thereby transforming you into his avatar. The game takes you on a journey through scenes from the movie including escaping the Thanator, fighting the Viper Wolves, and riding the Leonoptyrix. After a fierce battle with the RDA in the bumpers you face Colonel Miles Quaritch in his mechanical AMP Suit (check out a video after the jump for a look at the machine in action). Each machine will be numbered with a plaque and a certificate of authenticity. The Avatar Limited Edition machine is $5,499.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: HARRY POTTER IS STILL ON TOP, WEBSITES GET SHUT DOWN, I LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE, TWO PLAYERS GET A LITLE TOO PHYSICAL ON THE FIELD


Harry Potter is topping the competition at the theatres again this week. The latest installment  made over $50 million. Just what I predicted it would do. Here are the rest of the totals


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Nov 26 - 28 weekend


1 1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Warner Bros. Pictures $50,345,000 TOTAL: $220,352,000
2 - Tangled Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures $49,100,000 TOTAL: $69,000,000
3 2 Megamind Paramount Pictures $12,850,000 TOTAL:  $130,466,000
4 - Burlesque Sony Pictures Releasing $11,800,000 TOTAL: $17,200,000
5 3 Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $11,750,000 TOTAL: $60,725,926
6 - Love & Other Drugs 20th Century Fox Distribution $9,850,000 TOTAL: $14,000,000
7 - Faster CBS Films $8,708,300 TOTAL: $12,200,000
8 4 Due Date Warner Bros. Pictures $7,300,000 TOTAL: $85,018,000
9 5 The Next Three Days Lionsgate $4,840,000 TOTAL: $14,550,836
10 6 Morning Glory Paramount Pictures $4,030,000 TOTAL: $26,451,000

The rest after the jump
 

26 November 2010

ONLY LADIES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS


Ladies please do this only if you have the looks and the body. could you imagine a binch of fat old ladies in bikinies walking through the airport. can you say barf bag.

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EVERYTHING LOOKS COOLER IN SLOW MOTION


Watch this slow motion video of a train traveling at a high speed which was captured by photographer artist Graeme Taylor, here’s how he did it:



In all my slow-motion work so far, I’ve used a static camera to capture a high-speed event. But, I wondered, what would happen if the camera was the fast-moving object? For instance, if you use a 210fps camera at 35mph, on playback at 30fps it’ll seem to the observer that they’re moving at walking pace- but everything observed will be operating at 1/7th speed.


I like slow motion

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OBAMA GETS A FAT LIP


Was he playing against republicans or something? President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday with a group of family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said.

First word of the injury came in a statement from press secretary Robert Gibbs nearly three hours after the incident saying that Obama was inadvertently struck by someone's elbow. The individual was not identified.
Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor's office on the ground floor White House after he returned home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar. I bet Dick cheny and the guys are smiling at this one.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: BURLESQUE, LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS, FASTER, TANGLED


BURLESQUE




LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS




FASTER




TANGLED

Well I underestimated harry potter last weekend but not this weekend. It will be number one again this weekend. It made over $100 million so let's go with $50 million this time and see how I do.

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25 November 2010

NOW THEY GOT IT RIGHT: STRIP DANCE WITH THE STARS


This is how dancing with the stars should be like. Maybe then I would watch.


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ANOTHER FUNNY FIGHT VIDEO


Drunk girl tries to fight the wrong person and falls down all over the place. Alcohol + fighting = FAIL


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MORE TRANSIT STORIES: GUY MASTERBATES ON TRAIN


Hey I guess he couldn't wait until he got home. I ain;t mad at you.


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NOW THIS GUY IS CRAZY


"Ugly Betty" and "Step Up 3-D" actor Michael Brea has been accused of murdering his own mother by slicing her head with a 3-foot long samurai sword, TMZ reported. The 31-year-old actor was taken into custody in Brooklyn on Tuesday morning, November 23.
According to the police, Michael cut off the head of his 55-year-old mother Yannick Brea while babbling about religion and repentance in their Brooklyn, New York home. When cops arrived at the scene at around 2:20 A.M., Brea reportedly clutched a bible. Police described the scenes as "extremely bloody."
After using taser to subdue Michael, cops took him to a nearby hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. The site mentioned that Michael will be turned to NYPD once his psychiatric evaluation, which was conducted with a police escort, is complete.

Dude has completely lost his mind. They need to throw him under the jail.


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING


EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY IN INTERNET LAND.


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24 November 2010

KANYE GOES OFF ON EVERYTHING


Watch as Kanye speaks on everything on his mind.

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I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON NEW YORK TO SEE A GOOD FIGHT


Watch as this customer talks a lot of trash before the store owner gets fed up.

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KOBE BRYANT SET TO WEAR THESE ON XMAS


Check out the Nike shoes that Kobe is set to wear on Christmas day against the Miami Heat. They have a Grinch theme to it.

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NEW LOTUS ELISE


Lotus Elise Mid-engined - 2,409 pounds - Four-cylinder - 316 horsepower - 244 pound-feet - mild hybrid (stop start)
Six-speed manual - 0-to-62 miles per hour in 4.3 seconds - 168-mile-per-hour top speed
£35,000 on-the-road - Production in early 2014.
Pretty hot for under $40 grand. I may get one.

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NO ONE CAN SNEAK UP ON HIM


Wafaa Bilal, a visual artist widely recognized for his interactive and performance pieces, had a small digital camera implanted in the back of his head — all in the name of art.

Bilal said Tuesday that he underwent the procedure for an art project that was commissioned by a new museum in Doha, Qatar, in the Arab Gulf.
Titled "The 3rd I," it is one of 23 contemporary works commissioned for the opening of the Mathaf: Arab Museum of Modern Art on Dec. 30. The exhibition is entitled "Told/Untold/Retold."
Ok what happens when the battery goes dead on the camera.

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WATCH JORDAN SLAM DUNK


Marcus Jordan the Central Florida sophomore went all Dad on the Hatters' D in Tuesday's 85-58 Knights win. The one-handed jam shown below comes after a lazy inbounds pass leads to a steal and then a serious slam in traffic over Stetson's Ridge Graham, who made the errant pass and paid the posterizing price. Jordan was even so excited about it that he was hit with a taunting technical foul.



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23 November 2010

RARE APPLE COMPUTER SOLD AT AUCTION



A rare Apple I computer assembled by Steve Wozniak -- of which only around 50 are thought to exist -- has sold at Christie's auction house for £133,250 ($213,600), slightly below what the company had seen as the high end of its estimate but nonetheless a record price for any personal computer. Wozniak himself was on hand to autograph the machine for the winning bidder, and called the original Apple "an important step" that put "the whole formula [for how personal computer
work] out there for the world to see."
The particular copy up for auction (#82) included a signed letter from Jobs suggesting monitors that could be used with the machine, and all the original support materials, including the optional cassette interface card and the original bill of sale ($741.66), including the cassette adapter and tax. The operation manual is also notable for having the original Apple logo on it, depicting Sir Issac Newton under the apple tree.
Why would you buy this when you can get an iphone for $200 bucks I do not know.

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GRANDMA DOES A MEAN IMPESSION OF KANYE


Grandma does a mean Kanye impression.

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CAN DMX STAY OUT OF JAIL


Apparently not. DMX talks to Fox News in Pheonix after being arrested for being found in possession of drugs again last Friday and driving with a suspended license.
What a big loser.

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THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE TRANSIT SYSTEM: FLASHER GETS BUSTED


This is video of the woman every woman wants to be when confronted by a flasher, calling him out and screaming, "Oh, you're getting fuckin arrested. I'm not leaving your side.
Yeah lady what a way to cancel your plans and escort a flasher to jail.

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22 November 2010

HORNY JUST GO TO THE AIRPORT


SNL pokes fun of the TSA they are your new BFF

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THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN IN ATLANTA

Atlanta police two men are facing charges after an apparent road rage incident that took place during the morning rush hour on Interstate 285 on Monday morning.
The incident happened along I-285 between Cascade Road and Langford Parkway West, officers say. According to police, the driver of a Lexus and the driver of a Dodge truck had been cutting each other off for miles when shots were fired.
Atlanta police say both drivers were traveling southbound on I-285 when the driver of the Lexus opened fire, hitting the Dodge Ram with several shots. Officers say the driver of the Lexus then slammed into the pickup, causing a crash.
Police say the driver of the Lexus, who was identified as Bobby Smith, fired the first shots at the Dodge truck from inside the Lexus. Officers say he then got out and fired four or five more shots at the truck. None of the bullets hit anyone, police say.
So don't mess with us we got road rage down here.
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KANYE DOES COMPLEX


Kanye west covers complex magazine. They go in depth about how he came to make the album. Read the article here.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: I UNDERESTIMATED HARRY POTTER, HEY EVERYONE LOVES TOPLESS PROTESTS, CHECK OUT AKON'S CRAZY NEW ARTIST


Boy I really underestimated Harry Potter. He made $125 million iver the weekend which was double what I predicted. That author JK whatever her name is,is one rich bitch. Here are the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Nov 19 - 21 weekend


1 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Warner Bros. Pictures $125,120,000 TOTAL: $125,120,000
2 1 Megamind Paramount Pictures $16,175,000 TOTAL: $109,476,000
3 2 Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $13,100,000 TOTAL: $41,961,914
4 3 Due Date Warner Bros. Pictures $9,150,000 $TOTAL: 72,669,000
5 - The Next Three Days Lionsgate $6,750,000 TOTAL: $6,750,000
6 5 Morning Glory Paramount Pictures $5,233,000 TOTAL: $19,856,000
7 4 Skyline N/A $3,430,770 TOTAL: $17,642,545
8 7 Red Summit Entertainment, LLC $2,467,000 TOTAL: $83,573,922
9 6 For Colored Girls Lionsgate $2,400,000 TOTAL: $34,539,697
10 15 Fair Game Summit Entertainment, LLC $1,470,000 TOTAL: $3,738,727

The rest after the jump

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19 November 2010

MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN

Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn on the cover of ESPN’s Movie Spectacular issue where she channels Sharon Stone’s famous scene from Basic Instinct. Smokin hott.

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C'MON SON 20


C'mon Son 20 pretty funny from Ed lover.

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AT LEAST GET THE MONEY SHOT


Watch as the morning show waits all this time then misses the critical shot they were waiting for.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: HARRY POTTER, THE NEXT THREE DAYS, MADE IN DAGENHAM, WHITE MATERIAL


HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS


THE NEXT THREE DAYS



MADE IN DAGENHAM



WHITE MATERIAL

Well we know that Harry Potter will be number one this weekend it's just a question of how much it will make. You can always tell when a blockbuster opens because it's a bunch of lame movies up against it. well let's go for $65 million on this one.

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18 November 2010

CHINESE POLE DANCERS


I didn't know men could have pole dancing as a career. But it won't be me.

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SPIDERMAN FIGHTING UNEMPLOYMENT VILLIAN

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Spider-Man are teaming up in a comic book to fight unemployment. Next he will be fighting obesity and taxes.

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GUNMAN CHASES DOWN GUY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT


Man if this is how they do it in Miami I'm staying in Atlanta.

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17 November 2010

WOULD YOU DESTROY YOUR TV OVER BRISTOL PALIN


Well this guy did. A SWAT team posted up outside a home in Wisconsin yesterday -- after a shotgun toting 67-year-old man blasted his TV because he was so enraged with Bristol Palin's performance on "Dancing with the Stars."
According to TMZ local authorities claim Steven Cowan (left) told officers that he felt Palin was not a good dancer and that she was only on the show because of her famous mother.

Officials say Cowan was so pissed after Monday's show -- that he fired at his television set and then aimed the gun at his wife ... though she managed to escape the house.
The SWAT team surrounded the home -- but negotiators were able to talk Cowan into surrendering early Tuesday morning. Authorities claim Cowan suffers from bipolar disorder.
In other words dude is just plain crazy.

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CRAZY DUDE IN VENEZUELA WAVES KNIFE AROUND


Now this is how you stand your ground.

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TONY PARKER IS AN IDIOT


Eva Longoria filed for divorce today after discovering 'hundreds of texts' from another woman on husband Tony Parker's phone.

The Desperate Housewives star, 35, confided to her friend Mario Lopez - host of U.S. entertainment show Extra - that Parker had cheated on her during their marriage.
The actress also confirmed to Lopez that she found hundreds of text messages from another woman on Parker's phone, who turned out to be the wife of one of the NBA player's teammates at the San Antonio Spurs. Longoria added that her estranged husband cheated on her with yet another woman with whom he kept in touch via Facebook.

'She is devastated, she wants us all to know that,' Lopez said. 'But she's strong.'
She confirmed the split today, tweeting: 'It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.'
Yet again Facebook and text messages destroy another relationship. I have said it many times that Facebook is evil and will destroy your relationship. so will text messages. so stay clear.

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GET AN ASTON MARTIN CYGNET AT HARRODS


More than an ordinary department store, Harrods is a veritable London institution, with 360 departments spread out over seven floors of upscale shopping. The Cygnet is being shown in a ground-level window display there until December 11.

This marks the first time the production-ready Cygnet is being seen in public, with production set to begin in the new year. This is a cool gas saver.

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NEW LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO


Even though the Murcielago ended production earlier this month and its successor won't begin production for a while, Lamborghini has not been spending its time idly, and will prove that by introducing the Gallardo LP 570-4 Spyder Performante. Billed as "less weight, more fascination," the Spyder Performante is meant to take the 'regular' Gallardo Spyder to new highs of performance with new lows of weight.

Essentially a superleggera version of the Gallardo Spyder, a total of 143 pounds have been shed from the standard convertible through the use of carbon fiber and carbon composite parts both outside and in. The convertible cover is made from carbon fiber, as is the rear spoiler, diffuser and some underbody components. Inside, the transmission tunnel cover, door panels and seat shells are CF units.
The front end has also been tweaked for looks and aerodynamic purposes, with improved cooling and more downforce on the front axle being two of the results, and better rear aero comes courtesy of a redesigned diffuser. The blast-off time from 0-to-62 mph has been dropped to 3.9 seconds, and terminal velocity comes in at 201 mph.
Always a hot car

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16 November 2010

NEW MOVIE: GREEN LATERN YES THE OFFICIAL TRAILER

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=es-mx&brand=v5%5E544x306&from=sp&vid=acf1f071-0a37-48de-96b4-b8c7f24c0dbd" target="_new" title="Tráiler: "Linterna Verde" (The Green Lantern)">Video: Tráiler: "Linterna Verde" (The Green Lantern)</a>

Green Latern Movie trailer and I got it bitches.

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RUSSEL SIMMONS SPREAKS OUT ON THE SPITZER SHOW


Russell Simmons comes to President Obama’s defense saying “perhaps his communications department has let him down” on Elliot Spitzer’s new CNN show. Russel Simmions is the coolest. I watch his show Running Russell Simmons and he has the finest chicks working for him. No wonder he got divorced.

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HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH HIS JUNK


A San Francisco man named John Tyner who took it to his blog after he refused a full body scan at the airport and Transportation Security Agents attempted to give him a pat down. Check his video

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BOY HOW WE HAVE EVOLVED


Concert Hands Evolution From the 1960s to 2010 Yep technology is everywhere.

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EVER WANTED TO DELETE YOUR MYSPACE PROFILE


Well this is how you do it, but just one question is anyone still using myspace anyway?

via: gizmodo

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TECH TUESDAY: WHITE IPHONES FOR SALE


A New York teen with a passion for electronics and serious initiative got tired of waiting for white iPhone 4s. So he skipped Apple and ordered the necessary parts from Foxconn. Now he has $130,000—and legal threats.
Seventeen year old Fei Lam, only a high school senior, tells the Observer that "I knew a guy from a few years back that had somewhat of a relationship with folks in Foxconn." This "guy" was able to export the exact same components that go into Apple's certified phones straight to Queens, where Fei packaged them up and sold them online as conversion kits. Clever! And lucrative—the grey market business has put over $130,000 in Fei's pockets since August—a sum he hopes will help him pay for a degree in computer science or business at NYU.
Honestly who realy cares about having a white iphone or any Iphone for that matter. They suck. Get a droid.

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FDA TO BAN FOUR LOKO


Man this must be some good stuff. The FDA will effectively ban the sale of beverages that combine caffeine and alcohol, including Four Loko and Joose, according to Senator Charles Schumer In a press release, the Senator also announced that the Federal Trade Commission will notify manufacturers that they're potentially marketing the products illegally.

A spokesperson for the FDA would not confirm the release, adding that the agency announced a review of the products in November 2009. She could not comment on a projected date for completion of the review.
Schumer said in the release that the ruling, when it occurs, "should be the nail in the coffin of these dangerous toxic drinks.
The family of 20-year-old Jason Keiran of Florida is suing the drink maker over claims that it caused him to behave so erratically that he shot himself.
Now that some good stuff.

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15 November 2010

NEW MOVIE: SEASON OF THE WITCH



Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman star in this supernatural action adventure about a heroic Crusader and his closest friend who return home after decades of fierce fighting, only to find their world destroyed by the Plague. The church elders, convinced that a girl accused of being a witch is responsible for the devastation, command the two to transport the strange girl to a remote monastery where monks will perform an ancient ritual to rid the land of her curse. They embark on a harrowing, action-filled journey that will test their strength and courage as they discover the girl's dark secret and find themselves battling a terrifyingly powerful force that will determine the fate of the world.
Hmm we'll have to see about this one.

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WOULD YOU USE FACEBOOK EMAIL


This is a messaging system that has e-mail as part of it." That's how Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg described the company's revamped messaging system. I still think Facebook is evil . I bet some more crazy stuff will happen because of this new syste.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: MEGAMIND STILL MAKIN MEGABUCKS, WOULD YOU GO TO MARS IF YOU COULDN'T COME BACK, BILL CLINTON IN THE HANGOVER 2, SARAH PALIN DOES REALITY TV


Wow I was way off on my movie predictions this weekend. someone could have cashed in. Oh well I will be on this weekend coming up. I should have known megamind would rule again but Denzel didn't do to bad either. Here are the totals:

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)

Nov 12 - 14 weekend

1 1 Megamind Paramount Pictures $30,055,000 TOTAL: $89,757,500
2 - Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $23,500,000 TOTAL: $23,500,000
3 2 Due Date Warner Bros. Pictures $15,530,000 TOTAL: $59,008,000
4 - Skyline Universal Pictures $11,678,000 TOTAL: $11,678,000
5 - Morning Glory Paramount Pictures $9,625,000 TOTAL: $9,625,000
6 3 For Colored Girls Lionsgate $6,750,000 TOTAL: $30,920,000
7 4 Red Summit Entertainment, LLC $5,114,000 TOTAL: $79,818,000
8 6 Paranormal Activity 2 Paramount Pictures $3,050,000 TOTAL: $82,000,000
9 5 Saw 3D Lionsgate $2,750,000 TOTAL: $43,468,000
10 7 Jackass 3D N/A $2,300,000 TOTAL: $114,708,000


The rest of the post after the jump
 
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12 November 2010

EX MEMBER OF JODECI RNB GROUP WASTED


This surveilance footage below is of DeVante Swing ,who both sang and produced for the group Jodeci, stumbling around a Subway restaurant in Burbank.California. He's knocking down chairs and falling over tables due to being heavily intoxicated. Police were called and took him into custody but he was released and no charges will be filed.

Boy they fell off hard. But if you look closely the chairs jumped in front of him.

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EVEN WOLF BLITZER CAN DOUGIE


It's a shame when he can dougie and I can;t

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RACIST LADY GOES OFF ON POST OFFICE WORKER


A black mail carrier refused to take back a letter he'd delivered to a lady in Hingham, Mass. She went on a racist rant and slapped him. He secretly taped it all on his cell phone.

The argument in the video is sparked by a certified letter that the mail carrier delivers. The woman has signed for it, but decides she doesn't want it because it's addressed to her husband, not her. But the mail guy won't take it back. Things go sour when she calls him a "F****** n*gger thief." She quickly qualifies: "I'm not prejudiced but right now I'm getting real pissed off." Finally she slaps him. Just your normal day on the mail route. Except really, really racist.
The video was uploaded in two parts on October 11th by youtube user hugsonamic, who purports to be the mail guy and claims he was fired over the incident: This woman is outrageous — I am still waiting for US Postal Inspection Service to investigate this matter. it has been a year since postmaster fired me for this racist lady, and Hingham court let her go free, no trial.
Wow sad part is that if he didn't record the incident no one would probably believe him. Second video after the jump.

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A TOWER FALLS THE WRONG WAY


The former Ohio Edison Mad River Power Plant's 275-foot tower in Springfield came down on Wed., Nov. 10, but the blast knocked it the wrong direction. The tower was supposed to fall to the northeast, but ended up falling to the south — knocking down several nearby powerlines.

No one was injured from the tower falling the wrong way, but power was knocked out for more than 8000 customers when the smoke stack crushed several pieces of power equipment
Someone better go back to math class. But I have the answer to this problem. Tower + falling wrong way = FAIL

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: MORNING GLORY, SKYLINE, UNSTOPPABLE, COOL IT


MORNING GLORY



SKYLINE



UNSTOPPABLE


COOL IT

This is a tough one. I would say Unstoppable with Denzel Washington but he is the box office man he used to be. Skyline might be good but I"M 50/50 with that  movie. Let's go with Morning Glory to edge out the competition this weekend with about $28 million.

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THE SHAMWOW GUY HAS A MOVIE OUT


Yeah it looks stupid but I am definitely going to see it.

-AL

11 November 2010

DOES ANYONE USE A PHONE BOOK ANYMORE? APPARENTLY NOT


Regulators have begun granting telecommunications companies the go-ahead to stop mass-printing residential phone books, a musty fixture of Americans' kitchen counters, refrigerator tops and junk drawers.

In the past month alone, New York, Florida and Pennsylvania approved Verizon Communications Inc.'s request to quit distributing residential white pages. Residents in Virginia have until Nov. 19 to provide comments on a similar request pending with state regulators.
Telephone companies argue that most consumers now check the Internet rather than flip through pages when they want to reach out and touch someone.
Phone companies note that eliminating residential white pages would reduce environmental impact by using less paper and ink. It also can't hurt their bottom lines to cut out the cost of a service that rarely gets used and generates little beyond nostalgia.

The first telephone directory was issued in February 1878 — a single page that covered 50 customers in New Haven, Conn. That sheet grew into a book that became virtually a household appliance, listing numbers for neighbors, friends and colleagues, not to mention countless potential victims of prank calls.
Fewer people rely on paper directories for a variety of reasons: more people rely solely on cell phones, whose numbers typically aren't included in the listings; more listings are available online; and mobile phones and caller ID systems on land lines can store a large number of frequently called numbers
well goodbye phone books, now what am I going to do with all that paper.

-AL

IF YOUR A DEER AND YOU ARE THIRSTY JUST GO TO YOUR LOCAL BAR


Watch as a deer breaks through the wall and enters a bar. Hey maybe he wanted some Grey Goose or some Wild Turkey, ha ha ha ha

-AL

KANYE STOPS BY THE TODAY SHOW


Kanye West stopped buy the Today show to put Matt Lauer in his place abouit rolling video and speak on George Bush's comment that the being called a racist was a low point in his Presidency. Wow Kanye has that much clout that what he says can upset the President? Hip hop has come a long way. Also Bush accepts Kanye's apology after the jump.

-AL

10 November 2010

OBAMA HAS A NEW WEBSITE


It's called: www.whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com so check it out.

-AL

NOT MY KIND OF CRUISE


A crippled cruise ship stranded off the coast of Mexico with nearly 4,500 people onboard got some additional help for its journey toward San Diego, California, on Wednesday morning.

A second tugboat joined in the effort to tow the Carnival Splendor to land late Tuesday night, U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer Rachel Polish said.
A third tugboat was also assisting in the escort, she said.
The Splendor had been stranded about 130 miles west of Ensenada, Mexico, on Tuesday, a day after it lost power following an engine-room fire, Carnival Cruise Lines said in a statement. The ship has almost 3,300 passengers and about 1,200 crew members onboard.
A U.S. Navy aircraft carrier resupplied the cruise ship Tuesday evening. Sailors stood on the deck of the USS Ronald Reagan in 50-yard lines, handing off boxes of water, frozen bread, sandwich meats, granola bars, paper plates and more for the Splendor.
Well I guess if you wanted to do nothing that was your chance.

-AL 

ASTON MARTIN CLUB LOUNGE


Aston Martin Club Lounge in Singapore.The space is a new lounge for Aston Martin owners and fans alike. Located at The Prime Society in Singapore's Dempsey Hill neighborhood, the club recently opened its doors as the first location of its kind in the world, and as you might have guessed, the decor is thoroughly Aston Martin, from the pictures of the sportscars lining the walls to the coffee tables made from Aston wheels. Macallan is the whisky on offer and Grande Annee is the champagne of choice, and you can surely specify exactly how you like your martinis, but something tells us the bartenders already know.

I'm there on the next flight.

-AL