15 March 2011

IS THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY? SNAKE DIES OF SILICONE POISONING


Remember when I posted Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.
As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident.
This is note to everyone dating chicks with fake boobs, play with em but do not put them in your mouth.

-AL

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