DON'T LET YOUR BISON DRINK AND DRIVE

Man takes his pet bison to bars and he drinks beer. I wonder kwhat kind he likes, moosehead maybe.

-AL

MAN BREAKS INTO BAR TO REOPEN IT

A homeless man allegedly broke into a California bar and served drinks to unsuspecting patrons all weekend -- before police came calling.

The bar, called the Valencia Club, had gone out of business for some time and its liquor license had expired, police said this week.
But the suspect, Travis Lloyd Kevie, 29, somehow got into the California establishment in the Penryn area of Sacramento Valley last week. He reopened the bar using beer he bought from a nearby store.
Kevie allegedly started with a six-pack of beer and used money he received to buy more alcohol.
He kept the bar open for a weekend serving about 30 customers a day, authorities said.
He was so successful that a local newspaper did a story about the bar reopening.
A+ for creativity but gets an F for not quitting while he's ahead.

-AL

WORLD CUP BEER CONTROVERSY

Two of the alleged organisers behind the World Cup marketing stunt which cost ITV pundit Robbie Earle his job have been arrested. The two Dutch women were detained by the South African Police Service and face charges related to the ambush marketing campaign which saw 36 women wearing skimpy orange dresses attend the Holland versus Denmark game.

It is claimed the women, who used tickets provided by former footballer Earle, were at the match to promote a brand of Dutch beer in breach of Fifa guideline. Click here for the rest of the story.

-AL