DONTE STALLWORTH BACK IN THE NFL

The Baltimore Ravens say they have signed wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth to a one-year contract.

Stallworth was recently released by the Cleveland Browns after being reinstated by the NFL following a one-year suspension. He was suspended for violating the league’s personal-conduct policy for a DUI vehicular manslaughter charge.
Stallworth served 30 days in a Miami jail for striking and killing a Miami construction worker with his car while driving under the influence of alcohol.

The Ravens announced the signing Wednesday. The deal is worth $900,000 with an additional $300,000 in incentives.

Not being a hater or anything but this goes to show how messed up our justice system is. This guy was drunk, killed someone and only got 30 days in jail, meanwhile Michael Vick kills a dog and gets two years of prison and Plexico Burress shoots himself, I said shoots himself and gets a year in jail.

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THIS IS WHY I CAN'T FIND MY CAT

Italian chef explains how to stew a cat and says it's a delicacy. That maybe true but I think Felix doesn't like to be boiled.

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YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN THIS BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY

Pelican attacks weatherman's butt. Enough said.

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THE IRS WANTS YOU TO CLAIM YOUR DRUG MONEY

This has to be the best post ever. I was doing my taxes and wondering if I should claim all my drug money and the stolen property that I pawned last year. Well according to the IRS I have to claim all my drug money and my stolen property unless I happen to return the property to the rightful owner. Man can't cheat the IRS at all. I thought that was a loophole. Oh well, I wonder what form to use? 1099 maybe???

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GARY COLEMAN STILL AMAZES ME

Watch as GC blows up on the set of this tv show. No lie I can't blame him for that one. If I dont want to answer stop asking me the same damn question. On a side note someone tell GC to get some lotion, no no no  he needs baby oil for that ashyness.

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THE TIGER FINALLY SPEAKS

According to Tiger's agent, Mark Steinberg, Tiger plans to apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future. Woods will be speaking with a small group of his friends and colleagues during the news conference. Steinberg said no one will be able to ask questions during the news conference. There is a report out that Tiger will read a prepared statement.

And this is interesting ... the news conference will take place during the Accenture Match Play Championship -- one of the sponsors that dropped him in the wake of the sex scandal.
Its' about time but to be honest the only person he owes anything to is his wife and no one else. Hell if I was that rich I will still be bangin on a private island.

via: TMZ

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WEDNESDAY WHEELS: 2011 BENTLEY CONTINENTAL SUPERSPORT CONVERTIBLE

The 2011 Bentley Continental Supersports Convertible is the soft-top sibling to the marque's latest coupe, packing the same twin-turbocharged 6.0-liter W12 as the hard-top and putting out 621 horsepower and 590 pound-feet of torque. Also like the fixed roof variant, the Supersports Convertible can run on either gasoline or E85, returning a 0-60 mph run of 3.9 seconds and a top speed on 202 mph no matter what fuel you choose to top up with. I already have it on order.

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