TIGER WOODS DOES HIS FIRST SIT DOWN INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY FALLON

Tiger Woods does his first sit down interview with Jimmy Fallon and he has a good sense of humor about the whole incident. I gues you can when you are still rich and moving into that fortress he calls a house.

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TIGER COMMITS FOUL AT TOURNAMENT

Oh my goodness Tiger Woods needs to be put in jail or maybe shot even for his behavior on the green. What did he do you ask? He spit on the grass. our world is ending as we speak.
Are you guy fucking serious! If i had his money I would spit anywhere I choose.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: THE RITE HITS NUMBER ONE, TIGER HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, KOURTNEY AND KIM ARE FIGHTING IN THE CLUB, JAILED FOR GETTING A SEX TAPE STOLEN FROM YOU

The Rite hit number one this weekend even though I still do not know what it's about. But that didn't stop it from making $15 million. Here are the rest of the totals.


Box Office Chart
Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Jan 28 - 30 weekend


1 - The Rite Warner Bros. Pictures $15,005,000 TOTAL: $15,005,000

2 1 No Strings Attached Paramount Pictures $13,650,000 TOTAL: $39,742,000

3 2 The Green Hornet Sony Pictures Releasing $11,500,000 TOTAL: $78,800,000

4 The King's Speech The Weinstein Company $11,102,276 TOTAL: $72,217,183

5 True Grit Paramount Pictures $7,600,000 TOTAL: $148,388,000

7 3 The Dilemma Universal Pictures $5,475,925 TOTAL: $40,634,380

8 6 Black Swan Fox Searchlight Pictures $5,100,000 TOTAL: $90,704,041

9 8 The Fighter Paramount Pictures $4,055,000 TOTAL: $78,373,000

10 9 Yogi Bear Warner Bros. Pictures $3,165,000 TOTAL: $92,507,000

The rest after the ump

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TIGER WOODS REFLECTS ABOUT THE YEAR

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Let's here what Tiger has to say.

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CIGAR GUY TAKES OVER THE INTERNET

When The Daily Mail published a photograph of Tiger Woods's golf ball heading straight towards a photographer's lens, few expected for a seemingly innocuous bystander to grab the attention of the Internet. But how could we ignore this man, whose outlandish-looking mustache and cigar instantly made him a sensation. Now introducing the Cigar Guy just to the right in the photo.

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ELIN FINALLY SPEAKS

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Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren said she's “been through hell” since her hubby's infidelity surfaced last November -- but that she "feels stronger than I ever have" following the split, according to an interview released today.


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TIGER'S DIVORCE FINAL

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially finalized their divorce according to TMZ.

Tiger and Elin were both present at Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida earlier today for the execution of their divorce agreement ... this according to court officials.

The divorce docs do not reveal details about the split -- and the terms of the settlement were not disclosed. But as TMZ first reported, Elin is set to receive $100 million from Tiger.
Elin's lawyers released the following statement on behalf of the couple: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. Well this was probably a good deal depending on how much money Tiger has left. He would have probably spent more than that apologizing for all the hookers.

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ELIN NORDEGREN ONLY GETS $100,000,000

According to TMZ Elin Nordegren will only get $100,000,000. She will receive child support but the amount is not known.


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THE TIGER WOODS DIVORCE IS FINAL

Elin Nordegren's "marathon" divorce meetings are in their "final" stages, RadarOnline reports, and an official split with Tiger Woods could occur soon. A source tells the web site that "the divorce is very close to being finalized."

Meanwhile, the Sun recently reported the alleged details of the couple's divorce terms. The British paper echoed previous reports, claiming that Nordegren could receive as much as $750 million. Additionally, the newspaper claims that Woods will only be able to introduce his children to a new woman if the two have married. In exchange, Nordegren will be permanently barred from talking about Woods's affairs -- in any medium.
The Sun also reports that Nordegren will get full physical custody of the children, but the couple will split legal custody, which would prevent Nordegren and the children's rumored move to Sweden, where she owns a secluded home.
In an interview on Wednesday, Woods said he would be "up front and honest" when describing his sex scandal with his children.
In the grand scheme of things, Tiger still comes out on top. He's still rich but now he can do what he wants.

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ANOUNCER LIKES TIGER'S PACKAGE

Listen real close as Golf channel reporter Win McMurry tries describing the bulging disc in Tiger Woods’ back, but says the wrong thing (his bulging dick). Instant viral video. I would take that injury as a compliment.

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JUST A THOUGHT THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THE MASTERS ARE GANSTERS

Just a thought, the people who run the Masters golf tournament are true gangsters. Not only can you not buy tickets to the event, but they got so much pull they got the FAA to ground the plane carrying Tiger Woods banners. According to TMZ the FAA performed a "ramp check" on the plane last night in response to a request from an FAA air traffic controller. An FAA spokesperson tells us the investigator found "a number of mechanical issues" and sent the plane back to the airport where it is based. 
Now that's gangsta


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NIKE STILL BEHIND TIGER WOODS

Nike is one of the few companies that still is behind tiger Woods. Here is the new Nike commercial

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JESSE JAMES CAUGHT THE TIGER DISEASE

This is no suprise but apparently Jesse James reportedly is seeking professional help to deal with "personal issues" after a cheating scandal that has put his nearly five-year marriage to Sandra Bullock on the line. His representative told People magazine in a statement Tuesday that James "realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage."

The representative did not specify the type of treatment facility. I think he got the Tiger Woods syndrome and needs help wit his sexual addiction. Remind me the nbext time I get caught to blame tiger too.

via: ajc


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WEEKEND WRAP UP: ALICE IN WONDERLAND AGAIN NUMBER 1, TIGER GIVES HIS FIRST INTERVIEW, WOULD YOU RIDE THIS ROLLER COASTER, OBAMA'S HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES

Alice in Wonderland does it again landing the number 1 spot with $34,000,000. I mean it,s not making as much as Avatar but it will probably be the number 2 movie of the year if it keeps rollin. Diary of a Wimpy Kid suprised me being @ the number two spot. check the rest of the totals:


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 19 - 21 weekend


1 1 Alice in Wonderland Walt Disney Pictures, Walt Disney Studios Distribution $34,500,000 TOTAL: $265,800,000
2 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 20th Century Fox, 20th Century Fox Distribution $21,800,000 TOTAL: $21,800,000
3 - The Bounty Hunter Sony Pictures Releasing $21,000,000 TOTAL: $21,000,000
4 - Repo Men Universal Pictures $6,151,000 TOTAL: $6,151,000
5 3 She's Out of My League DreamWorks, Paramount Pictures $6,015,000 TOTAL: $19,954,000
6 3 Green Zone Universal Pictures $5,963,000 TOTAL: $24,702,000
7 4 Shutter Island Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Releasing International (SPRI) $4,755,000 TOTAL: $115,770,000
8 4 Avatar 20th Century Fox $4,000,000 TOTAL: $736,881,000
9 6 Our Family Wedding Fox Searchlight Pictures $3,800,000 TOTAL: $13,668,000
10 5 Remember Me Summit Entertainment, LLC $3,300,000 TOTAL: $13,900,000

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SOUTH PARK GETS TIGER WOODS

You already knew Southpark was going to spoof Tiger Woods. It was just of matter of when.

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TIGER @ THE MASTERS

Tiger Woods just announced he will play at the Masters next month.

Woods released a statement that said: "The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect. After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta.
"The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be, even though it's been a while since I last played.
"I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I'm returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life.

via : TMZ

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WINSTON BENNETT HAS THE SAME PROBLEM AS TIGER

Former Cleveland Cavalier and current college coach Winston Bennett talks about his sex addiciton. I guess he and Tiger Woods have the same agent, I mean affliction.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: SHUTTER ISLAND AGAIN, TIGER BACK @ HOME, A BILLIONAIRE LOSES $53 MILLION, WOMAN BANNED FOR BEING BAD TIPPER

SHUTTER ISLAND is number one again. I guess now I have to go see it to see what the interest is.
Here are the other totals, I know I'm a day late on everything:


Weekend Box Office Actuals (U.S.)
Feb 26 - 28 weekend


1 1 Shutter Island Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Releasing International (SPRI) $22,665,205 TOTAL: $75,541,571
2 - Cop Out Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $18,211,126 TOTAL: $18,211,126
3 - The Crazies Overture Films $16,067,552 TOTAL: $16,067,552
4 3 Avatar 20th Century Fox $13,655,274 TOTAL: $706,560,068
5 4 Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Fox 2000 $9,583,421 TOTAL: $70,998,280
6 2 Valentine's Day Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $9,063,036 TOTAL: $99,916,240
7 6 Dear John Sony Pictures Releasing $4,808,498 TOTAL: $72,432,096
8 5 The Wolfman Universal Pictures $4,259,865 TOTAL: $57,380,125 
9 7 Tooth Fairy 20th Century Fox Distribution $3,425,333 TOTAL: $53,841,454
10 8 Crazy Heart Fox Searchlight Pictures $2,462,384 TOTAL: $25,009,496


The rest when you jump

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THE TIGER MADE HIS DEBUT

Tiger must be the man. Every channel on tv and radio interupted regular programming to air has apology. LIke I said before he does not have to apoligize to anyone but his wife for cheating on her. Hell he doesn't owe me any apology , I'm glad he likes women and is a player. He just should have made better choices in the women he was choppin or do the Hugh Hef thing. I  got your back TW

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THE TIGER FINALLY SPEAKS

According to Tiger's agent, Mark Steinberg, Tiger plans to apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future. Woods will be speaking with a small group of his friends and colleagues during the news conference. Steinberg said no one will be able to ask questions during the news conference. There is a report out that Tiger will read a prepared statement.

And this is interesting ... the news conference will take place during the Accenture Match Play Championship -- one of the sponsors that dropped him in the wake of the sex scandal.
Its' about time but to be honest the only person he owes anything to is his wife and no one else. Hell if I was that rich I will still be bangin on a private island.

via: TMZ

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