T I GOES BACK TO JAIL FOR 11 MONTHS

Grammy Award-winning rapper T.I. was sentenced on Friday to serve 11 months in jail for violating the terms of his probation after he was arrested in September on suspicion of possessing ecstasy.
"I screwed up. I screwed up big time and I am sorry," the singer told U.S. District Judge Charles Pannell, who also ordered him to serve a year of supervised release.
Friday's hearing stemmed from an arrest on September 1 in Hollywood, when police said they found drugs in his vehicle.
On Wednesday of this week, T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris, helped persuade a man not to jump from a 22-story building in Atlanta's midtown.
Police praised T.I. after an officer at the scene recorded a video message from the rapper, who was passing by, and sent it to a negotiator on the roof, who showed it to the 24-year-old man, according to local media reports. Obviously the good deed didn't help much. Here's what T I had to say when he called a local radio show.

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WONDER IF THEY WILL TAKE THE DRIVERS LICENSE BACK

Just minutes after passing his driving test, a teenager in Pennsylvania accidentally crashed through the glass doors of the DMV test centre. Oops. The youngster hadn't even made it out of the car park after dropping his examiner off when the accident happened. Authorities say that the teenager thought the car was in park, but it wasn't. As a result he accidentally sped forward and crashed though the center. do you think they revoked the license?

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8 MILLION DOLLAR IPHONE

Stuart Hughes, the British jeweler known for his expensive remakes of popular gadgets, is at it again, this time with a diamond-clad iPhone 4 with a price tag of 5 million pounds, or roughly $8 million.

The handmade bezel contains approximately 500 individual flawless diamonds that total more than 100 carats; there’s 53 additional diamonds in the back, and the main navigation button is made of platinum, holding a single cut 7.4 carat pink diamond.
Funny pay all that money for the Iphone and you still can't make a call on it.

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YOU GET THIS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO BUY

Marshmallow Crossbow ($36). This double-barreled office weapon holds up to 50 mini-marshmallows at a time, letting you perform rapid-fire assaults on your co-workers from up to 30 feet away.

I wonder if you can light them on fire then shoot them.

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NOW THIS IS BALLIN 27 STORY HOUSE

Mukesh Ambani has just made history by moving into the worlds largest single residence called the Antilla in Mumbai, India,  He runs and owns Reliance Industries which distributes and sells oil.  His net worth is valued at $27 Billion dollars and the home is worth an estimated $1 Billion dollars.

Yeah I had it but moved I out when it went into foreclosure.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: CONVICTION, JACKASS 3D, RED, CARLOS

CONVICTION

JACKASS 3D

RED

CARLOS

Well since I haven't heard too much about Carlos or Conviction those two are out. Now a few people may see Red but I believe the Jackass boys will be number one just because people like to see other people doing stupid stuff. I will give them 22 million. Any takers?

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FUNNY SUPERGLUE JOKE

I would'nt have done his but it's funny to see it happen to someone else.

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