VIRGIN HAS A PRETTY GOOD CREW

Virgin Atlantic's cabin crew have been voted the world's most attractive in a survey of British business travelers.

The Virgin Atlantic crew, who traditionally dress in red, beat competition from Singapore Airlines and Etihad in the survey of 1000 business travelers, traditionally the most frequent flyers.
Virgin's stunning 53 percent of votes is credited to the airline's sexually charged global advertising campaign, which featured Bond-style graphics and plenty of suggestive images, including a tongue-in-cheek use of the controversial "body scanners" now in use at airports.
The "Singapore Girls" on board Singapore Airlines flights took 18 percent of the votes and only second place, despite repeatedly being named the best cabin crew in the world and even earning a place in Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in the 1990s.
Time for me to fly Virgin.

via: independent

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B.O.B. IMPROMPTU PERFORMANCE

B.O.B surprises passengers with in-flight performance. Does TSA know about this.


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SUCICIDE BOMBER ATTACKS MOSCOW AIRPORT

Reports say that a suicide bomber set off an explosion that has killed 35 and injured over 150 airport travelers at the Domodedovo airport in Moscow, Russia. Just another case of some dumbass idiot that was brainwashed.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: NARDIA IS TOPS, WILL SMITH HAS LONG MONEY,TSA HAS A NEW CALENDAR, GOTTA LOVE OZZY

Chronicles of Nardia or the lion movie as I call it was number one at the box ofice as I predicted . It made about $25 million. Which I way over bid on the totals this weekend. I guess these fans are not as die hard. Here are the totals


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Dec 10 - 12 weekend
1 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Fox Walden $24,500,000 TOTAL: $24,500,000
2 - The Tourist Sony Pictures Entertainment $17,000,000 TOTAL: $17,000,000
3 1 Tangled Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures $14,559,000 TOTAL: $115,623,000
4 2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Warner Bros. Pictures $8,500,000 TOTAL: $257,688,000
5 4 Unstoppable 20th Century Fox Distribution $3,750,000 TOTAL: $74,271,942
6 13 Black Swan Fox Searchlight Pictures $3,332,144 TOTAL: $5,611,318
7 3 Burlesque Sony Pictures Releasing $3,200,000 TOTAL: $32,574,000
8 5 Love & Other Drugs 20th Century Fox Distribution $3,000,000 TOTAL: $27,648,427
9 7 Due Date Warner Bros. Pictures $2,545,000 TOTAL: $94,884,000
10 6 Megamind Paramount Pictures $2,510,000 TOTAL: $140,202,000


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AIRPORTS ARE THE NEW STRIP CLUBS

Tammy Banovac decided to go through security screening at the Will Rogers airport in Oklahoma City in her bra and panties after not liking a TSA experience she had two weeks ago. Judging from the video, she didn’t look too thrilled, but after passing she did have a change of clothes and was allowed to catch her flight.
I wish I was there I would have gave her $10 for a lap dance. Never seen a chick in a wheel chair give a lap dance.

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TSA IS THE NEW SEX LINE

A man who became aroused during a TSA pat-down was arrested after he ejaculated on an agent, according to a bizarre, unverified report.

From Dead Serious News:
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc [sic] case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
No need to go to Craigslist just take a ride to the airport.

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ONLY LADIES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS

Ladies please do this only if you have the looks and the body. could you imagine a binch of fat old ladies in bikinies walking through the airport. can you say barf bag.

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HORNY JUST GO TO THE AIRPORT

SNL pokes fun of the TSA they are your new BFF

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HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH HIS JUNK

A San Francisco man named John Tyner who took it to his blog after he refused a full body scan at the airport and Transportation Security Agents attempted to give him a pat down. Check his video

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KANYE IS PERFORMIING EVERYWHERE

Kanye West performs impromptu performance on an airplane.

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WHAT WAS THIS GUY THINKING

Canadian authorities are investigating an "unbelievable" incident in which a passenger boarded an Air Canada flight disguised as an elderly man, according to a confidential alert obtained by CNN.

The incident occurred on October 29 on Air Canada flight AC018 to Vancouver originating in Hong Kong. An intelligence alert from the Canada Border Services Agency describes the incident as an "unbelievable case of concealment."
"Information was received from Air Canada Corporate Security regarding a possible imposter on a flight originating from Hong Kong," the alert says. "The passenger in question was observed at the beginning of the flight to be an elderly Caucasian male who appeared to have young looking hands. During the flight the subject attended the washroom and emerged an Asian looking male that appeared to be in his early 20s."
After landing in Canada, Border Services Officers (BSOs) escorted the man off the plane where he "proceeded to make a claim for refugee protection," the alert says.

I can't even think of a clever comment for this story.

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FLIGHT ATTENDENTS DANCE TO LADY GAGA

Is this going to be a new requirement for flight attendents now?

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LADY GAGA HALF NAKED IN AIRPORT

Maybe if it was Beyonce or Jlo half naked at the airport I might be interested but Lady Gaga not so much.
Video after the jump.

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CUBICAL COUNTRY PIC OF THE WEEK

A CNNI reporter observed a large gathering in the Dallas airport and observed this man wearing a thong with half his butt exposed. He flew first class and I hate to imagine sitting in that seat next, I'm amazed he was allowed to board the plane half naked. This is ok for a male revue nightclub but not for public daytime. He loved the attention as you can see he was posing for pictures, people were laughing. I on the other hand would have loved to sit next to this guy so I can find out what the hell is he thinking.

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THIS IS HOW YOU QUIT YOUR JOB

JetBlue attendant named Steven Slater decided he had had enough, the authorities said. After a dispute with a passenger who stood to fetch luggage too soon on a full flight just in from Pittsburgh, Mr. Slater, 38 and a career flight attendant, got on the public-address intercom and let loose a string of invective.

Then, the authorities said, he pulled the lever that activates the emergency-evacuation chute and slid down, making a dramatic exit not only from the plane but, one imagines, also from his airline career.
On his way out the door, he paused to grab a beer from the beverage cart. Then he ran to the employee parking lot and drove off, the authorities said.
He was arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens, a few miles from the airport, and charged with felony counts of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.  That's a good way to quit a job.
 
via: NYTIMES
 
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DRAKE IS LIVIN LARGE

Drake flew on Virgin America's first flight from San Francisco to Toronto. Today's flight marks the beginning of Virgin's nonstop flights from California to Canada, Toronto. California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Mayor of San Francisco, and Virgin's founder also took the inaugural flight with Drake. His Thank Me Later cover was painted on the side of the airplane Drake flew on. How many new artist you know with 1 album out has their picture on a plane.

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NOT SO FRIENDLY SKIES: LADY SAYS IMPLANTS WERE RUPTURED DURING HER FLIGHT

This lady learned she needs to check more than just her luggage she needs to check the boobs as well.

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AIRPLANE LANDS ON TYBEE ISLAND IN GEORGIA

An amateur pilot from Arkansas has been arrested after landing a small plane on the Tybee Island beach for recreation, according to police.
The single-engine, two-seat aircraft touched sand on Tybee's north end about noon. Two occupants casually climbed out for a walk on the beach, police Lt. Jonathan Hagan said.

"There was nothing mechanically wrong with the plane - they just landed to visit the beach for the day," Hagan said. "It was strictly for pleasure."

The pilot, identified as Mark Jensen, 36, of Arkansas, was arrested on charges of reckless conduct and operating a motorized craft on the beach, Hagan said.
Jensen's mother, the passenger, was not charged.
The pair reported that they'd landed similarly on other beaches in the past.

 

DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE NO FLYING WITHOUT A LICENSE

A fake Swedish air pilot has been fined $2,500 (£1,700) and banned from flying for 12 months after confessing to flying passenger jets for an astonishing thirteen years without a licence.

Thomas Salme, 41, was made a captain three years after conning his way on to the flight deck of Scandinavian airline Air One.
He was arrested at Amsterdam's Schipol airport in March - while seated in the cockpit of a Corendon Boeing 737 carrying 101 passengers just minutes from take-off.
Officers, who were alerted by a Swedish tip-off, said the man had once had a commercial pilot licence, but it had expired and it never qualified him for passenger flights.
He claimed that he had also flown British, Belgian and Italian airlines, though it is unclear which ones.
Last month he was fined $2,500 (£1,700) and was banned from flying for 12 months by a Dutch court - which noted that in the entire 13 years, he had never caused an accident.
Salme said he secretly trained himself at night on a full-scale flight simulator - and created his own licence with a photocopier. Just like Catch me if you can movie.

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AIRLINES DOING ANYTHING FOR MONEY

Spirit Airlines, the Ryanair of the U.S., is pushing the airline fee frenzy to new levels with the introduction of fees for carry-on bags –- as much as a whopping $45 each way to put something in an overhead bin on a flight.
Spirit says it is dropping fares, particularly on the low end, as it imposes new fees. It may well be the first airline in the world to charge for carry-on bags — Ryanair, easyJet, Allegiant, AirAsia and other ultra-low-cost carriers don’t — yet. It’s doubtful bigger airlines will follow, but then again, it was once hard to imagine how aggressively former “full service” airlines embraced tacking on fees for airline passengers.
One advantage of fees for carry-on bags is that they’ll likely discourage fellow passengers from boarding planes like pack mules. Spirit’s chairman and chief executive, Ben Baldanza, says fees for checked baggage upset the balance between carry-on and checked items as passengers tried to avoid checked-baggage fees. The carry-on fee, he said, “will make our boarding faster and easier.”

Remind me not to fly Spirit Airlines.

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