FUNNY BUT TRUE FAMILY FEUD MOMENT

Check the answer this lady gives for a Family Feud question. Hey it is a valid answer especially in my case. Hell I'm still getting bigger.

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DAMN I CAN'T EVEN EAT BREAKFAST

A male model has been fired for eating a croissant whilst on a photo shoot for trendy clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch.

Belgian Florian Van Bael was told to leave the set when he was seen eating the pastry at what was considered to be an inappropriate moment.
The models on the photo shoot were supposedly put under strict supervision with agents monitoring what they ate, what they drank and how much they worked out.
Van Bael, 20, appears to have broken one of these rules and was fired.
The case illustrates that it is not just female models who are subject to harsh restrictions when it comes to their weight.

Damn if I can't have breakfast before I start a job then the hell with it. Who the hell can fir in these clothes the skinny models wear anyway?

VIA: dailymail

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GOVERNOR SIGNS NEW LAW: HAVING WEED NO WORSE THAN SPEEDING TICKET

Possessing up to an ounce of marijuana in California is now no more serious than getting a speeding ticket.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law late Thursday that reduces possession of an ounce or less from a misdemeanor to an infraction, with a maximum punishment of a $100 fine.
Even as a misdemeanor, possession of up to an ounce of pot was still punishable only by a $100 fine and no jail time. But offenders also faced arrest, a possible court appearance and a criminal record.
Schwarzenegger said after signing Senate Bill 1449 that he does not support decriminalization of marijuana, but the law would save the state courts money.
"In this time of drastic budget cuts, prosecutors, defense attorneys, law enforcement and the courts cannot afford to expend limited resources prosecuting a crime that carries the same punishment as a traffic ticket," the governor said in a statement.
The bill authored by San Francisco Democratic Sen. Mark Leno was supported by the Judicial Council of California — the official policymaking body of the court system — and by the California District Attorneys Association.
California's major police associations all opposed the legislation.
Opponents said reducing possession to an infraction would discourage people cited for the offense from seeking state-funded drug treatment as provided for drug offenders under a ballot measure passed in 2000.
The governor signed the pot law as state voters prepare to weigh in on a closely watched ballot measure to legalize marijuana for recreational use — a measure Schwarzenegger opposes.
Proposition 19 would more or less make the new law irrelevant by legalizing possession of up to an ounce for personal use for adults 21 and older.
Nevertheless, marijuana advocates praised the change enacted by the bill as they pointed to the spike in misdemeanor marijuana arrests in the state in recent years.
time for everyone to move to california.

via Fox news

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IS 50 HITTIN CHELSEA?

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler went to a bar in New Orleans last night ... and by the way they got up close and personal with each other, they gave some serious credibility to those dating rumors. If I was 50 I would go ahead and hit it too.

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT THESE ARE WILD BEAST

I mean I understand that this a circus and they are supposed to be trained, but didn't anyone learn from the Sigfrey and Roy episode that no matter how long you train these anuimals, if they have teeth they will bite you eventually.

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CHECK OUT THE WOMEN'S US WATER POLO TEAM

They are on the cover of  an ESPN sports magazine. Yeah I would hit em all. Times to start watching water polo.

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FLIGHT ATTENDENTS DANCE TO LADY GAGA

Is this going to be a new requirement for flight attendents now?

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