Chad Ochocinco wants you to have breakfast and sex in the morning. No not really but the phone number on his cereal box is supposed to connect callers to Feed the Children, which benefits from sales of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver’s cereal. But the box has the wrong toll-free prefix, meaning callers get a seductive-sounding woman who makes risque suggestions and then asks for a credit card number.
Well I think someone will get fired over this.

-AL