WHO IS THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE TO PLAY IN A SUPERBOWL AND A WORLD SERIES?

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WHAT'S THE MAIN JOB OF THE SECRET SERVICE

Well it's actually not protecting the President, it is to hunt for counterfeiters of american currency. I'm sure you all have gotten some fake bills before.

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THIS KID HAS SOME MOVES

Tord Korsvik, age 10, wowed judges on "Norway's Got Talent" last week with his excellent pop-and-lock routine, and now the video is burning up the internet. Korsvik is a master of the rigid, robot-style dance, which was popularized in breakdancing movies that were made more than two decades before he was even born. He's taking it back to the old school.

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HEARD OF DRAKE AND YOUNG MONEY WELL HE GOT A NEW CREW, OLD MONEY

This is actually a skit from the Juno awards he hosted. Pretty funny for Drake.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: I NEED TO WRITE A DIARY,JAY Z SUPRISES TEAM, TONI BRAXTON JOINS REALITY, THIS PREACHER DOES NOT HOLD BACK

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2 scored big at the box office coming in at number one. Hey I guess it's time for me to write my diary and make a lot of money. Here are the rest of the totals:




Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 25 - 27 weekend

1 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules 20th Century Fox Distribution $24,400,000 TOTAL: $24,400,000
2 - Sucker Punch Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $19,015,000 TOTAL: $19,015,000
3 1 Limitless Relativity Media $15,225,000 TOTAL: $41,280,982
4 4 The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $11,000,000 TOTAL: $28,967,183
5 2 Rango Paramount Pictures $9,800,000 TOTAL: $106,363,000
6 3 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $7,600,000 TOTAL:  $72,580,000
7 5 Paul Universal Pictures $7,506,050 TOTAL: $24,610,220
8 6 Red Riding Hood Warner Bros Pictures $4,390,000 TOTAL: $32,453,000
9 7 The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $4,244,520 TOTAL: $54,870,590
10 8 Mars Needs Moms Walt Disney Studios Distribution $2,186,000 TOTAL: $19,152,000


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WOMEN FIGHT OVER SPAGHETTI

A fist fight started over something as small as spaghetti. Like I said only in New York and like like my friend says only in Brooklyn.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: SUCKER PUNCH, DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 RODRICK RULES, MIRAL, MY PERESTROIKA

SUCKER PUNCH

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID 2 RODRICK RULES

MIRAL

 MY PERESTROIKA

First of all I know no one is going to see a movie they cannot even pronounce so the last movie is out of the question. Sucker Punch looks too fake and I don't even care about the rest. Let's go with a movie from last week to find itself at number one. I got Rango.

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A REALLY BIG BIG WHEEL

The geniuses at Parker Brothers Choppers decided to make a Green Machine for really big kids, complete with an 80-cubic inch Harley Davidson Evo engine. What, you wouldn't expect us to actually pedal a Bigwheel with a 45-inch front wheel, would you? Even better, it's still steered by a pair of levers that control the rear wheels, so all the tricks your evil nemesis friend did as a kid can now be done by you at 30 miles per hour. Heck, Jeff Halverson at Parker Brothers claims to have done 50 mph on the beast, so someone without a lot of fear can really do some damage on this thing.

Unfortunately, the whole steering-via-the-rear-wheels thing would make it really difficult for this trike to gain approval from the Department of Transportation, so don't expect to put an order in for one of these any time soon.
I think my son would like this.

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WEDNESDAY WHEELS: THE NEW SAAB 93

Thanks to Magnus Hillerborn, Saab's Vehicle Validation Engineer, Autoblog can now confirm that a five-door is indeed headed into production along with the expected convertible variant. Interestingly enough, what isn't yet confirmed for the 2012 9-3 is a sedan bodystyle.
If this comes to life it will be hot.

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GRANDMA SHOOTS MAN FOR NOT GETTING ANY SMOOCHES

A Marion County man said he was just being neighborly when he befriended an elderly next door neighbor. However, he said the 92-year-old woman wanted much more from him.

Dwight Bettner said when he wouldn't give Helen Staudinger a kiss, she opened fire.
Staudinger wanted a kiss and when she didn't get one from 53-year-old Bettner on Monday afternoon, deputies say she got angry.
"There's three holes in the wall and one in the window and of course, one in my car," Bettner said.
Bettner said his home was hit with a barrage of bullets, shortly after he finished a conversation with his elderly next door neighbor.
"So she started to leave and then she said, 'I'm not leaving without a kiss.' And I said, "I have a girlfriend you're not getting a kiss,'" said Bettner.
When Staudinger opened fire, Bettner was standing on the opposite side of the window where the bullet hit.
"When the bullet came through the window here, it hit right here," he said.
When Marion County deputies went next door to Bettner's home near Fort McCoy, Staudinger told them she didn't remember where she put the weapon. But, deputies found a semi-automatic on an end table.
In court Tuesday morning, she asked a judge to release her from jail.
"She's pretty much raised hell for quite a while, but I never thought she would start shooting at me," said Bettner.
Staudinger was charged with shooting into an occupied dwelling and aggravated assault.
She has a bond set at $15,000, and her daughter is expected to bond her out.
Next she will probably get an uzi.

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WEEKEND WRAPUP: LIMITLESS SHOWED NO LIMITS, NEWSCASTER IS ALMOST THE NEWS, THIS GUY IS A WRESTLING CHAMP, CHARLIE SHEEN MAY STILL BE WINNING

Limitless showed no limits and made it to number one this weekend earning $19,000.000 million. I though sure Paul would be number one or two. Well you can never predict the public. Here is the rest of the totals.

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 18 - 20 weekend


1 - Limitless Relativity Media $19,000,000 TOTAL: $19,000,000
2 2 Rango Paramount Pictures $15,315,000 TOTAL: $92,577,000 3 3843
3 1 Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $14,600,000 TOTAL: $60,602,000
4 - The Lincoln Lawyer Lionsgate $13,400,000 TOTAL: $13,400,000
5 - Paul Universal Pictures $13,155,390 TOTAL: $13,155,390
6 3 Red Riding Hood Warner Bros Pictures $7,255,000 TOTAL: $25,962,000
7 4 The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $5,931,800 TOTAL: $48,778,840
8 5 Mars Needs Moms Walt Disney Studios Distribution $5,317,000 TOTAL: $15,400,000
9 6 Beastly CBS Films $3,260,000 TOTAL: $22,245,465
10 7 Hall Pass N/A $2,600,000 TOTAL: $39,590,000


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Watch this newscaster as he almost becopmes a part of the news.

Check out the amazing footage of the senior from Arizona State University who was born with only one leg but managed to win the 125-pound title at the NCAA wrestling championships this Saturday.

CBS wants Charlie Sheen back on its Two and a Half Men, and they want him back now, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The top exec at the Eye network is ready, willing, and able to forgive and forget all of Sheen's recent antics and continue broadcasting the series, with Sheen back in the starring role, a well-placed insider tells us.
According to our source, CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner Bros. Television -- the company that produces Men and also fired Sheen.
Moonves has also spoken directly to 'Men' co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre, who has been the target of Sheen's "violent hatred."
Moonves wants a solution that brings Sheen back to the show in a situation everyone can live with.
Yeah it's time to start making money again.

WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND; LIMITLESS, THE LINCOLN LAWYER, PAUL, CRACKS

LIMITLESS

THE LINCOLN LAWYER

PAUL

CRACKS

Well this may be a good race for number one this weekend. I really do not see a standout breakout movie. Limitless looks cool, Matthew Mccaughney is back in his lawyer role but I think Paul will take it this weekend. I even want to go out and see a slacker alien get drunk and high. Let's shoot for $35 million.

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TIGER WOODS DOES HIS FIRST SIT DOWN INTERVIEW WITH JIMMY FALLON

Tiger Woods does his first sit down interview with Jimmy Fallon and he has a good sense of humor about the whole incident. I gues you can when you are still rich and moving into that fortress he calls a house.

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ARE ANY OF YOU FACEBOOK FANATICS ON THESE PAGES

This list put together by startup company FanGager shows us what Facebook pages you guys are really interacting with. needless to say I know by now everyone knows my position on facebook and I have not been to the site this year.

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NATEDOGG DEAD AT 41

R&B and hip-hop artist Nathaniel (Nate Dogg) Dwayne Hale, right, died Tuesday at the age of 41, the Associated Press reports. Lawyer Mark Geragos said complications from two strokes contributed to his death.

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IS THIS ANIMAL CRUELTY? SNAKE DIES OF SILICONE POISONING

Remember when I posted Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.
As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident.
This is note to everyone dating chicks with fake boobs, play with em but do not put them in your mouth.

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HARRY BAALS IS A NO GO FOR BUILDING

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A former Indiana mayor who won four terms in the 1930s and 1950s is proving less popular with modern-day city leaders, who say they probably won't name a new government center for him because of the jokes his moniker could inspire.

Harry Baals is the runaway favorite in online voting to name the new building in Fort Wayne, about 120 miles northeast of Indianapolis. But Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said that probably won't be enough to put the name of the city's longest-tenured mayor on the center.
The issue is pronunciation. The former mayor pronounced his last name "balls." His descendants have since changed it to "bales."
Supporters said it's unfair that the former mayor can't be recognized simply because his name makes some people snicker. But opponents fear that naming the center after Baals would make Fort Wayne the target of late-night television jokes.
Jim Baals, 51, who has lived in the city his entire life, said it's unfortunate that his great-uncle's name won't be considered for the building.
This is the saddest story I have heard all year. I think harry Baals would be a great name for the building. I bet his nickname was Blue.

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SORRY FOR THE SLOW POSTS

Sorry for the slow postings lately. it's hard to keep up a sight when you are the only one doing it. Plus the fact that since I really don't make any mmey (a few cents if you click an ad) I have to find spare tine to post stuff. But once this project at my real job is done I will be back to posting all kind of cool shit for you enjoyment. Until then keep coming back because I will still be updating and also will be coming out with a new site soon.

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BATTLE LA BEAT THE COMPETITION, JAPAN GETS HIT HARD BY EARTHQUAKE, CASH MAY BE KING AGAIN, IS THIS A CHUCH OR A CLUB

Battle LA beat out the competition this weekenfd making over $30 million. I a shocked cause I thought sure the animated movie would do numbers. wrong on that one. Here are the totals


Box Office Charts

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 11 - 13 weekend


1 - Battle: Los Angeles Sony Pictures Releasing $36,000,000 TOTAL: $36,000,000
2 1 Rango Paramount Pictures $23,050,000 TOTAL:$68,653,000
3 - Red Riding Hood Warner Bros Pictures $14,135,000 TOTAL: $14,135,000
4 2 The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $11,459,175 TOTAL:  $38,451,435
5 - Mars Needs Moms Walt Disney Studios Distribution $6,800,000 TOTAL:  $6,800,000
6 4 Hall Pass N/A $5,105,000 TOTAL: $34,936,000
7 3 Beastly CBS Films $5,090,000 TOTAL: $16,980,401 
8 7 Just Go With It Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $4,000,000 TOTAL: $93,982,000
9 8 The King's Speech The Weinstein Company $3,625,163 TOTAL: $129,062,000 
10 5 Gnomeo & Juliet Touchstone Pictures $3,546,000 TOTAL: $89,031,000


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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: BATTLE LOS ANGELES, MARS NEEDS MOMS, RED RIDING HOOD, JANE EYNE

BATTLE LOS ANGELES

MARS NEEDS MOMS

RED RIDING HOOD

JANE EYNE

Well I would say Battle LA but anytime a kid movie comes out it usually beats the competition so let's go wit mars this weekend for around $18 million

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RADIO DJ GETS CHEATING WIFE TO ADMIT TO AFFAIR

Busted from Phad on Vimeo.

Oh my God you have been busted ha ha ha ha ha.

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IT IS LEGAL TO SPANK YOUR KIDS AT SCHOOL IN THESE STATES

Recent figures from the the federal Department of Education say that more than 200,000 students each year are subjected to corporal punishment. According to the Congressional testimony, up to 20,000 students a year seek medical attention after the event. Generally, the injuries involve bruising and broken blood vessels.

When fashion designer Marc Ecko heard that corporal punishment was still legal, he decided to act. Starting today, he’s putting up billboards and launching a website and mobile app that he hopes will allow tens of thousands of young people to bombard lawmakers with e-mails, faxes and phone calls demanding change. “There are just certain habits and cycles that are worth breaking,” he said.
And on that note I thik this guy is an idiot. That's what's wrongg with kids today. They are not getting spanked enough in school. When I was in school you got whipped by the teacher and when your parents found out you got whipped again. That's how we used to roll.

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SHAQ SAY HE COULD HAE SAVED BIGGIE

Shaq was supposed to be at the same party as Biggie on that fateful night but couldn't make it because he fell asleep. Now he takes a look back and wonders if thigs could have been different.

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TRESPASSER CALLS 911 ON HIMSELF AFTER HE BREAKS INTO A HOME AND THE OWNER SHOWS UP

Alleged home-intruder calls for help after breaking into a house in Oregon. I don't want to say this guy is an idiot but you know what this guy is a fucking idiot.

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THIS GUY HAS MORE MONEY THAN SMALL COUNTRIES

Can someone be richer than Bill Gates? Apparently so. Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim smiles during a Bloomberg Television interview in New York, U.S., on Wednesday, Feb. 9, 2011. Slim, named the world's richest man by Forbes Magazine, said he's seeking to boost his investments in Colombia because of the country's open policy on oil exploration, its mineral assets and growing middle class. Hey you think he can give me a grant.
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SOMEONE IS ALREADY PAYING $5.50 FOR GAS

The average cost of gas has jumped to $3.52 per gallon, up from $3.38 per gallon last week and 77 cents higher than a year ago.

It is the highest price ever posted during the month of March. And it could cost even more, depending on location.
At Suncoast Energys' gas station in Orlando, Fla., gas prices have surpassed the $5 mark: $5.39 a gallon for regular and $5.49 for premium.
Suncoast is among the last gas stations for travelers heading to the Orlando airport, making it a prime spot for customers in a pinch.
I would just have to push my car cause I'm not pay ing $5.00 a gallon
Fuck these oil companies. Yeah I said it.

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THE SHEEN HAS BEEN FIRED

Warner Bros. studio sent the "Two and a Half Men" actor a letter of termination. I guess no matter how rich you are you can still be fired. Oh well I wonder if he thinks he is still winning. All that money he still has, yes.

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WEEKEND WRAP UP: RANGO IS TOPS, IF YOUR NOT IN SHEEN'S KORNER YOU ARE WITH THE TROLLS. OSCAR DE LA HOYA NEEDS HIS WALLET BACK,KEENAN CAHILL DOEA ANOTHER VIDEO

Rango is number one at the box fooice with $38 million. I was totally wrong, I forgot Rango was an animated movie. Animated movies are always number one cause not only does the kids go but the parents have to sit through them as well. Here are the rest of the totals:

Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)
Mar 4 - 6 weekend


1 - Rango Paramount Pictures $38,000,000 TOTAL: $38,000,000
2 - The Adjustment Bureau Universal Pictures $20,945,000 TOTAL: $20,945,000
3 - Beastly CBS Films $10,115,000 TOTAL: $10,115,000
4 1 Hall Pass N/A $9,015,000 TOTAL: $27,001,000
5 2 Gnomeo & Juliet Touchstone Pictures $6,912,000 TOTAL: $83,694,000
6 3 Unknown Warner Bros. Pictures $6,620,000 TOTAL: $53,129,000
7 8 The King's Speech The Weinstein Company $6,501,000TOTAL:  $123,817,000 15 2240
8 5 Just Go With It Columbia TriStar Motion Picture Group $6,500,000 TOTAL:  $88,200,000
9 4 I Am Number Four DreamWorks Studios $5,702,000 TOTAL:  $46,440,000
10 6 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never: The Director's Fan Cut Paramount       Pictures $4,325,000 TOTAL: $68,876,000
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SEE THIS 60 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE IN MIAMI

I'm about to buy this house this weekend. I wonder if they take EBT

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: ADJUSTMENT BUREAU, BEASTLY, RANGO, TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU

BEASTLY

RANGO

TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

Well none of these movies seem interesting but I will go with the Adjustment Bureau just because I think it's a cheap ripoff of Inception

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SNAKE BITES GIRL ON THE BOOBIE

Classic but sucking is better

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KIM K HAS A NEW SINGLE WANNA HEAR IT HERE IT GO

Yeah I can't believe it either but it is true.

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STEVE JOBS ANNOUNCES NEW IPAD

Here is the new Ipad 2 and once again it is nothing special. Those who proclaimed the new iPad as the iPad 1.5 rather than the iPad 2.0 had it right. Instead of doing a big event, the company could have simply done a small announcement and slipstreamed the upgrade into its stores and outlets.

There were only two important items added to the device: the HDMI connection and the second camera. The rest was normal and expected performance upgrades that did not need a special event.
Who is really going to use the HDMI or the camera? If you haven't noticed, the front-facing camera on the iPhone is usually used for one conference call to see if it works, then never used again. I suppose some people may use it a lot while away from home, but most people will never use it. It's a gimmick


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NEW MASERATI

The Maserati GranCabrio Sport ($TBA) sports a manly, more powerful and fuel-efficient version of Maserati’s all-alloy 4.7-litre V8, good for 450 horsepower and a top speed 177, along with the ZF six-speed automatic transmission, a revised version of the Skyhook active-suspension system, new grooved and drilled dual-cast brake discs, and more masculine bodywork


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KOEINGSEGG AGERA NICE RIDE

 Koenigsegg Agera R ($TBA). Packing a 5.0L, biofuel-drinking twin-turbo V8, the Agera produces an extreme amount of horsepower — 1,115 hp, to be exact. Other ultra-severe features include a seven-speed, dual-clutch transmission, a carbon fiber monocoque so stiff that the roof is completely removable, Vortex Generating Rim (VGR) wheels sporting spokes that act as turbines to maximize downforce, and specially-made Michelins for keeping things under control at extreme speeds.
I can't pronounce this car but it's super cool.

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NEW DROPTOP BENTLEY

Bentley is ready to celebrate with the Bentley Supersports Ice Speed Record Convertible ($TBA). Limited to just 100 cars worldwide, this beastly drop-top features a 6.0 L, twin turbo-charged W12 Flex Fuel engine that runs on either gasoline or E85 bio-ethanol or any combination of the two and is good for 631 hp. Paired with a Quickshift six-speed automatic transmission, the Continental can go from 0-60mph in 3.8 seconds and from 0-100 in just 9.5 seconds; other features include all-wheel drive, a new exhaust system, diamond-quilted Alcantara interior accents, an eight-inch touchscreen infotainment system with a 30GB hard drive, and the ability to keep you warm even though your roof is made of fabric.

I got this one coming too.

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WEDNESDAY WHEELS; LAMBORGHINI AVENTADOR

The Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 ($TBA) is the latest from Sant'Agata Bolognese, and packs a new 6.5L V12 engine — good for 691 hp, a 0-60 time of 2.8 seconds, and an estimated top speed of 217 MPH — Launch Control for smooth take-offs, a seven-speed ISR Graziano transmission, a Formula 1-inspired suspension, a new all-wheel-drive system, oversized ceramic brakes, and a handy hydraulic lift to keep the beauty's body panels from being busted on on steep driveways or irritating speed bumps.

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CHARLIE SHEEN JOINS TWITTER

Charlie Sheen decided to enter the wonderful world of Twitter today so he won’t have to book anymore awkward interviews to speak his mind. Case in point the second tweet he posted after joining about the Nancy Grace show:

As of right now, he’s already up to 521,633 followers and counting….. and has a pretty interesting quote for his bio – “Born Small… Now Huge… Winning… Bring it..!”



It is brought charlie.

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THIS USB TURNTABLE IS WHAT I NEED

Well if you own a bunch of records and your turn table is broken, fret not – you won’t have to spend a fortune replacing your turn table. The folks at Evergreen have just released a USB Record Player Turntable (DN-USB-TP01) – like its name says, this record player connects to your computer through a USB cable and outputs the audio on your through your computer instead. Though the turntable also has analog audio output jacks for those of you with suitable speakers. Relive the days of the vinyl today on your very own computer. The DN-USB-TP01 is on sale now for around $49 here. This can go with the Sneaker speakers.

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COOL AIR FORCE 1 SPEAKERS

The Sneaker Speakers were made by high-end sneaker customizer Nashmoney for the recent Inspired Ingenuity creative competition for Havana Club. They’re made from a pair of Nike Air Force 1 sneakers, with a full-range and tweeter loaded into each shoe, along with volume controls, an amplifier and controls built into the right shoe (er, left speaker.) One of the coolest things I have seen this year.

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WORLD HAIREST GIRL IN GUINESS BOOK

When you're born with a rare condition that makes hair grow uncontrollably all over your body and has only affected around 50 other people in the world, life can be a nightmare especially for an 11-year old girl. But for Supatra Sasuphan of Bangkok,Thailand it is quite the opposite.

You see Supatra suffers from Ambras Syndrome - caused by a faulty chromosome. Before the disease was understood, sufferers were branded 'werewolves.'
She has thick hair growing over her face, ears, arms, legs and back. Even laser treatment has failed to stop the hair growth. Wow all that hair is unbelievable.

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Apple's busy upgrading their desktops and laptops, starting with the new Apple MacBook Pro Thunderbolt ($1,200-$2,500). Available in 13-, 15-, and 17-inch varieties, these new laptops feature dual- or quad-core Intel Core i5 or i7 processors, plenty of RAM, FaceTime HD webcams, AMD Radeon HD graphics processors with up to 1GB of video memory, and the unibody aluminum enclosure we've come to know and love. New this time around is Thunderbolt I/O technology, developed by Intel, which provides a replacement for all sorts of ports while promising transfer speeds of up to 10Gbps. I know I hate Apple because I still think all of their products arew overpriced, but I still have to blog about it for all you Apple lovers out there. Idiots.

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COOL SUBMARINE RAONHAJE

 Raonhaje Ego Submarine ($TBA) sure looks like a helluva good time. Featuring a submersed central hull flanked by a floating hull on both sides, the Ego gives you unfettered views of the water through its specially-made acrylic windows, while the wheel and pedal control system makes piloting it as easy as driving a car. Other features include podded propulsion for easy maneuverability, all-electric operation with a run time of up to eight hours.  Just in time for the summer.

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EVER HAD BREAST MILK ICECREAM

Never had any and I can't say that I want some, unless it's from a supermodels breast.

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