THIS IS WHY MY CHRYSLER RUNS LIKE CRAP

Chrysler employees were caught drinking and smoking weed on the job at the Jefferson North Assembly Plant. The company was able to identify all 15 employees captured on video. Within 36 hours of learning about this matter, each one of the employees was suspended indefinitely without pay. While the evidence seems conclusive, the company needs to act in accordance with corporate protocol before further action is taken. What losers, it's bad enought that the cars are already shitty now this.

via: myfoxdetroit

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TAKERS COULDN'T TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT, I STOLE YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE I NEED IMPLANTS, WORST FOOTBALL PLAYOF ALL TIME, TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS

Takers could'nt beat the devil in the Last Exorcism which was pg-13 by the way. How can you have a scary movie that is pg-13. That means that a seventh grader can go see it s it couldn't have been that good. Antway it made 21.3 million and Takers was at number two with 21 million. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)


Aug 27 - 29 weekend


1 - The Last Exorcism Lionsgate $21,300,000 TOTAL: $21,300,000
2 - Takers Sony Pictures Releasing $21,000,000 TOTAL: $21,000,000
3 1 The Expendables Lionsgate $9,500,000 TOTAL: $82,010,000
4 3 Eat Pray Love Sony Pictures Entertainment $7,000,000 TOTAL: $60,716,000
5 5 The Other Guys Sony Pictures Entertainment $6,600,000 TOTAL: $99,300,000
6 2 Vampires Suck 20th Century Fox $5,300,000 TOTAL: $27,912,000
7 9 Inception Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $5,105,000 TOTAL: $270,749,000
8 8 Nanny McPhee Returns N/A $4,743,000 TOTAL: $17,020,000
9 7 The Switch Miramax Films $4,658,000 TOTAL: $16,484,000
10 6 Piranha 3D N/A $4,308,000 TOTAL: $18,272,000

The rest when you jump

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UPDATE:

Takers ended up being number one afterall according to boxofficemojo to the tune of $20.5 million over the Last Exorcism.

THIS IS HOW YOU QUIT YOUR JOB

JetBlue attendant named Steven Slater decided he had had enough, the authorities said. After a dispute with a passenger who stood to fetch luggage too soon on a full flight just in from Pittsburgh, Mr. Slater, 38 and a career flight attendant, got on the public-address intercom and let loose a string of invective.

Then, the authorities said, he pulled the lever that activates the emergency-evacuation chute and slid down, making a dramatic exit not only from the plane but, one imagines, also from his airline career.
On his way out the door, he paused to grab a beer from the beverage cart. Then he ran to the employee parking lot and drove off, the authorities said.
He was arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens, a few miles from the airport, and charged with felony counts of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.  That's a good way to quit a job.
 
via: NYTIMES
 
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CITIBANKS SAYS YOUR TOO SEXY TO WORK HERE

The 33-year-old Queens woman says she was told by her bosses to tone down her wardrobe, including form-fitting clothes like turtlenecks, pencil skirts, fitted suits and heels.

According to Lorenzana, she requested to be transfered to another branch in May 2009. After iniitally being turned down, her wish was granted in July 2009 when she was moved to the Rockfeller Center branch, but was fired in August 2009 for alleged poor job performance.
Lorenzana has since landed another banking job. She says she has not changed her wardrobe and recieved no complaints from her new coworkers.
She is suing for lost wages and emotional distress.
In a statement, Citibank said they cannot comment on the suit in detail. But the company did state: "We believe this lawsuit is without merit and we will defend against it vigorously. [...] Citi is committed to fostering a culture of inclusion and providing a respectful environment in the workplace. We have a strong commitment to diversity and we do not condone, or tolerate, discrimination within our business for any reason."
Personally I think she is a little over dressed. Wear a few mini skirts anfd you got a job with me.
video after the jump

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WHO'S YOUR BOSS: MARK WILSON

In this segmant of who's your boss, we highlight one of the few companies that is still hiring, Ryla and it's ceo Mark Wilson. Ryla Inc. is a leading domestic provider of value-added customer contact services for Fortune 500 companies, government agencies and nonprofit organizations.

An association that is given tax-free status. Donations to a non-profit organization are often tax deductible as well. Examples of non-profit organizations are charities, hospitals and schools.
Excellent Interactions Every Time. Domestically focused, Ryla delivers a range of customized customer contact services, including inbound customer care, tech support, help desk, outbound messaging, retention programs and back office process support. Additionally, Ryla specializes in delivering on-demand, project-based solutions requiring quick ramp-up for crisis response, seasonal retail and political needs - a growing niche in the contact center industry for which there are few providers. Headquartered in Kennesaw, Ga., Ryla is ranked as one of the fastest growing private companies in the nation by Inc. magazine and nationally recognized as a top workplace. Through its "small yet big" approach, Ryla offers the flexibility of a small company with the capabilities of a large company. For more information, visit www.ryla.com.
Also check the article in the ajc about Ryla hiring.
See we not only entertain, but we try to get you a job so you won't be @ home on the internet reading this blog all day.

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