CHAD OCHOCINCO BUTT NAKED IN THEW WOODS

All I can say is "WHY"

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P DIDDY HAS ANOTHER WIFE

Woman claiming to be Diddy's wife arrested in NY. Hey is he even married to any of his kids mothers? Anyway a woman claiming to be the wife of Sean "Diddy" Combs has been arrested after making two visits to a Long Island house she erroneously believed was the home of the hip-hop superstar.

Cemelia Green has pleaded not guilty to criminal mischief and trespassing and has been freed on $5,000 bail. She is represented by Legal Aid. The organization does not comment on pending cases.
Police say the Jacksonville, Fla., woman appeared at a home in East Hampton on Feb. 12, claiming to be Combs' wife. A maintenance worker called police, but she fled.
On Feb. 22, she asked directions to Combs' home at the East Hampton police station, but was refused. Shortly after, police arrested Green at the house where she was seen Feb. 12.

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THIS IS PRETTY COOL

I could use this.

This concept disco USB flash drive certainly looks interesting. At a glance, you’ll be forgiven for thinking that it just uses the USB power to show some fancy lights, but what it really does is represent the files stored inside the drive. If there are no lights, the drive is empty; pink lights indicate images stored; blue lights are documents and green lights are movies. We’re not sure if there is a light for other file types, but you have to admit that it’s a rather cool and innovative idea. If this were to be turned into a consumer product, it would certainly make a nice gift. 


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WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR CHILD?

Cute Cheng Jindan's desperate dad was forced to lock him up when he took customers out on his rickshaw because he could not afford to send him to nursery.

Cheng Chuanliu said he feared someone would snatch the two-year-old so he shackled him to the post.
The lad's handicapped mother scavenged for rubbish nearby.

But now thanks to the generosity of a local headmaster little Cheng is fast becoming a star pupil.
The shocking pictures of Cheng padlocked to a lamppost horrified people across the globe last month.

The youngster was locked up to keep him safe after his older sister Jinhong was snatched by kidnappers while playing with friends.
Child abduction is rife in China where the victims frequently end up in forced labour or the vice industry.
With that being said what would you do?

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NIVEA HAS NEW VIDEO

One of Lil Wayne's sperm recipients shot a new video with him. check it out. Not a banger but ok. Lil Wayne says he is shooting about seven videos in one day. Now that's working. Wait isn't he supposed to be in jail?

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SARAH PALIN MAY HAVE A NEW CAREER

Watch as SARAH PALIN does a stand up routine on the Tonight Show with JAY LENO. Hey coming to a comedy club near you.

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NAOMI SHOULD BE A BOXER

Maniacal mannequin Naomi Campbell has allegedly pummeled the help again -- this time, a chauffeur who says she thwacked him repeatedly in the head with her fist from the back seat as her Cadillac Escalade careened through Midtown yesterday afternoon.

The volatile diva allegedly struck Miodrag Mejdina, 27, of Ridgewood, Queens, hard enough to send his head into the steering wheel -- leaving him with a bruise under his left eye, according to police sources.
She was apparently furious over the fact that Mejdina, who also has chauffeured her boyfriend, refused to snitch on her beau and tell her whether he was cheating on her, sources said. Hey I do not avocate violence and I surely do not advocate hitting women but in Naomi's case I think one good ass-whoopin from someone, like another chick, and I bet she will straighten up. Maybe Elin can get her golf clubs and go after her.

via: nypost
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