42-year old Donna Simpson from New Jersey currently weighs about 600 pounds and is attempting to double her weight by consuming 12,000 calories a day six times the amount recommended for an average woman. The craziest part about her mission which costs about $750 a week is that it’s being funded by some freaks who enjoy watching her eat on her website. What!? This should be as illegal as child porn, according to her interview with the Daily Mail:
“My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go…I’d love to be 1,000 pounds. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.”
And on what her ex-husband thought about all of this…
“He worked night shifts and would come home at 2 or 3am and bring the leftovers with him. We’d stay up and eat huge piles of steak, mashed potatoes, and gravy with butter. I started gaining weight quickly and my husband liked it. He said I was sexier when I was bigger, and I felt happier too.”
And he is an idiot. Can he even find it under all that fat orwill he just be happy having sex with one of her rolls.
-AL
PS: This is what would happen if my friends and I saw her naked.
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