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WHO WILL BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS?

The new cast of "Dancing with the Stars" features Brandy, David Hasselhoff, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jennifer Grey, Kurt Warner, Margaret Cho, Kyle Massey, Audrina Patridge, Rick Fox, Florence Henderson, Brooke Burke, Bristol Palin and host Tom Bergeron.

And why people actually like this show I have no idea.

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POLAMALU GETS NEW INSURANCE POLICY

Head & Shoulders said on Monday it had taken a $1 million Lloyd's of London policy on the locks of Pittsburgh Steelers' Polamalu, the Super Bowl-winning safety.

Polamalu, 29, who was born in the United States but is of Samoan descent, says he has not cut his hair since 2000. He has been a spokesman for the Procter & Gamble Co brand for two years.
"They've created the first ever insurance policy to protect his iconic mane for the entire NFL season," Procter & Gamble said in a statement.
Why the hell would you insure your hair, I mean if someone steals or cuts it I guess you get a million dollar weave.

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BLACK PEOPLE CAN DO YOGA TOO

Funny stuff. I didn't know black people did yoga.

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PARIS HILTON ARRESTED AGAIN

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was arrested Friday night and booked into the Clark County Detention Center for possession of a controlled substance, described by Las Vegas Metro Police as cocaine.

Hilton was a passenger in a car when Metro conducted a traffic stop around 11:30 p.m. Friday in front of the Wynn Hotel and Casino on the famed Las Vegas Strip, according to Officer Marcus Martin, public information officer.
During the course of the traffic stop, police conducted a search and found an undisclosed amount of cocaine in Hilton's purse.
Cy Waits the guy who was busted along with Paris Hilton after police smelled marijuana and later found cocaine has been fired from his job – and lost his brother his gig – as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties in Las Vegas. Worst part is dude JUST got the job along with his twin brother on Wednesday after being promoted by Steve Wynn only to be fired on Saturday morning. Both are dumb as hell.

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TAKERS COULDN'T TAKE THE NUMBER ONE SPOT, I STOLE YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE I NEED IMPLANTS, WORST FOOTBALL PLAYOF ALL TIME, TEN MOST DANGEROUS JOBS

Takers could'nt beat the devil in the Last Exorcism which was pg-13 by the way. How can you have a scary movie that is pg-13. That means that a seventh grader can go see it s it couldn't have been that good. Antway it made 21.3 million and Takers was at number two with 21 million. Here are the rest of the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)


Aug 27 - 29 weekend


1 - The Last Exorcism Lionsgate $21,300,000 TOTAL: $21,300,000
2 - Takers Sony Pictures Releasing $21,000,000 TOTAL: $21,000,000
3 1 The Expendables Lionsgate $9,500,000 TOTAL: $82,010,000
4 3 Eat Pray Love Sony Pictures Entertainment $7,000,000 TOTAL: $60,716,000
5 5 The Other Guys Sony Pictures Entertainment $6,600,000 TOTAL: $99,300,000
6 2 Vampires Suck 20th Century Fox $5,300,000 TOTAL: $27,912,000
7 9 Inception Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $5,105,000 TOTAL: $270,749,000
8 8 Nanny McPhee Returns N/A $4,743,000 TOTAL: $17,020,000
9 7 The Switch Miramax Films $4,658,000 TOTAL: $16,484,000
10 6 Piranha 3D N/A $4,308,000 TOTAL: $18,272,000

The rest when you jump

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UPDATE:

Takers ended up being number one afterall according to boxofficemojo to the tune of $20.5 million over the Last Exorcism.

IS THERE A BEAT WHITEY NIGHT

The Iowa State Fair in Des Moines was the scene of a number of attacks by a gang of African American youths on white people attending the Iowa State Fair. At the time, police candidly discussed reports that the attackers had hurled racial epithets and talked about “Beat Whitey Night”. Now, police are backing off their original assertions, saying that eyewitness accounts are “not credible”. WOI TV reports as follows on the revised accounts of the weekend violence.
Race relations in this country will never be squashed in my opinion.

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GERMAN POP STAR GUITLY OF SPEADING HIV

A German pop star was found guilty Thursday of causing grievous bodily harm and attempted bodily harm for failing to tell sexual partners that she was infected with HIV.

Nadja Benaissa, 28, former singer in the girl band No Angels, was given a two-year suspended sentence. She was also ordered to complete 300 hours of community service with people who are HIV-positive. I bet whoever slept with her is pretty pissed right now.

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GERMAN SPORTSCASTER GETS KNOCKED IN THE HEAD BY SOCCER BALL

This was a million to one shot. Classic

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: THE LAST EXORCISM, TAKERS, CENTURION, ENTER THE VOID

THE LAST EXORCISM

TAKERS

CENTURION

ENTER THE VOID

I think Takers will probably be number 1 this weekend. It looks like a pretty sound movie.

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It's amazing how much money hiphop brings in. Just give me a small cut of the pie.

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ALL GIRLS PREP CHOIR SINGS CLASSIC DRE SONG

I'm not gonna even lie. This is kind of fly for a remake.


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NEW YORK COP CALLS POLICE ONLY TO GET BEAT UP BY OTHER NY COPS

NYPD cop whose wife called 911 for help against a gang of thugs says he was brutally beaten by baton-wielding fellow officers who stormed his Queens home.

Larry Jackson suffered a broken right hand and multiple bruises from kicks and billy-club blows he said he got from the men in blue called to his home when a gunman menaced guests at his daughter's birthday party.
His hand in a cast, he met with the Daily News on Wednesday and lifted his shirt to show the scars from Sunday's early morning confrontation. Jackson, who is black, said the excessive force by the cops, who were white, might have been racially motivated.

"They didn't treat me like a house-owner calling for help," he said. "Everyone who lives in the 113th Precinct is not a perp."
Investigators from IAB took a DNA sample from Jackson on Wednesday and told his lawyer, Eric Sanders, it was for testing against the cops' batons, which have been confiscated.
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said Jackson "was injured as a result of a dispute at the party." A spokeswoman did not return a call for further comment.


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DUMB IDIOT CLAIMING TO BE THE LINCOLN PARK RAPIST

Of course we know this is not the actual guy because no one would be stupid enough to confess to rape on video but it is funny hearing him say that Antwan Dodson looked delicious.

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CUBICAL COUNTRY PIC OF THE WEEK

A CNNI reporter observed a large gathering in the Dallas airport and observed this man wearing a thong with half his butt exposed. He flew first class and I hate to imagine sitting in that seat next, I'm amazed he was allowed to board the plane half naked. This is ok for a male revue nightclub but not for public daytime. He loved the attention as you can see he was posing for pictures, people were laughing. I on the other hand would have loved to sit next to this guy so I can find out what the hell is he thinking.

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ELIN FINALLY SPEAKS

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Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren said she's “been through hell” since her hubby's infidelity surfaced last November -- but that she "feels stronger than I ever have" following the split, according to an interview released today.


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72 BODIES FOUND BY MEXICAN POLICE

The bodies, 58 of which were men and 14 women, were found above ground in a section of a ranch about 14 miles (22 km) away from the town of San Fernando. The Navy called it one of the largest discoveries of dead bodies in Mexico's 4 year-old war on organized crime.

Members of the Mexican Navy were tipped off about the gruesome, makeshift, burial ground after encountering a man who was suffering from a gunshot wound. The man said he had been injured by a criminal gang, according to a statement released by the Navy.
Crazy in Mexico


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WOMAN GETS SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM DOMINOS

Not exactly thrilled with this level of customer disservice, she complained to the Domino's and the driver was subsequently given the boot. Which might explain why she's now received over a dozen threatening phone calls.

Says the customer:“They were saying basically the same stuff that was on the receipt. They were saying N-this, you got me fired, you did this, you did that, just being real ugly to me, just being real mean... I'm thinking it is 2010, it's never good to do that. You can't do stuff like that anymore


“I'm horrified this occurred. This was the action of a lone individual and it does not reflect my views. Upon learning of the incident, the General Manager of the store fired the responsible person immediately. I have reached out to the customer and offered my sincere apology.''


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DRIVER ARRESTED FOR PLAYING WITH SEX TOY

Officers pulled over 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation on Aug. 17 around 7:30 p.m. in the 200 block of Township Avenue in Elmwood Place. Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was. Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe. Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. According to court records, Hamilton has a lengthy criminal history.Court records show that a warrant was issued for Hamilton’s arrest after she failed to appear for her arraignment just hours after she was processed and released from the Hamilton County Justice Center.Charges against the passenger do not appear to have been filed.  So the question is which is worst texting while driving or sexing while driving?

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LINDSAY LOHAN OUT OF REHAB

Lindsay out of rehab. Yeahhhh. Now we can hear more worthless stories about her. But we can't get enough.

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WEDNESDAY WHEELS: ASTON MARTIN

The Aston Martin Super Sport. What makes this different from all the other supercar concepts that come our way is the pricetag – a whopping €7.5 million. The vehicle, limited to just eight examples each in a different colour, is being billed as a collaboration between the famed British marque and Star Electric Cars France (SECF).

You may know SECF as the creator of those ludicrous Rolls-Royce golf carts, but they do also supposedly create one-off coachbuilt vehicles for celebrities, royalty, heads of state and such. Based on some sort of existing Aston Martin platform, the Super Sport would be a mid-engine engine sports car powered by a twin-turbo 5.4 litre V8 engine producing around 900 hp. Carbon fibre bodywork, gullwing doors, carbon ceramic brakes and a leather, Alcantara and carbon fibre interior round out what is an admittedly attractive design. With a concept like this one always has to wonder how “real” it is – but in this case if you’re actually willing to fork over the €7.5 million we’re pretty damn sure they’ll build you one.
I'm getting one now.

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DID SHAQ AND HOOPZ GET ENGAGED?

According to a report in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Shaq might very well have proposed to Hoopz over the weekend! Nothing of this sort has been officially confirmed, but Sam David, the owner of a restaurant in St. Albans, TN, where Shaq recently dined, told the paper that “I think [Shaq] may have proposed to his girlfriend. He brought a chair into the middle of the dance floor and he put a ring on her finger.” Adding fuel to these (very speculative!) fires is a story on the (pretty reputable) sports website Sports By Brooks that says, and we quote, the site “has also been informed that O’Neal has spent much of his summer in Alexander’s hometown of Maryville, TN. In fact, the current Celtic now has a home with Alexander in Maryville’s Royal Oaks golf community.”
Don't know if this is true and Hoopz is hot but she's been ran through to many times to marry.

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THE JORDAN BROTHERS BALLIN OUT

The Jordan brothers are generating national attention for their recent Twitter updates from Las Vegas.

Marcus and Jeff Jordan, sons of NBA legend Michael Jordan and current UCF basketball players, visited Las Vegas during their weekend with UCF junior point guard A.J. Rompza.
Jeff Jordan posted on his Twitter account that the Knights flew to Las Vegas with Michael Jordan for his fantasy basketball camp at the Mirage Resort Casino that cost between $13,500 and $15,000 per person.
Marcus Jordan later posted on his Twitter account about the players' visits to Haze Nightclub and Liquid Pool Lounge at Aria Hotel and Casino City Center. The bill for the first club, Liquid, came out 21 STACKS. And the second, HAZE, was 35 STACKS. BMF all the way. The spent more than I make in a year. DAMN

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IM GONNA WORK FOR THE DEA

This is no joke. According to the smoking gun, The DEA needs people to speak ebonics.
The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.

A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media”
The DEA’s need for full-time linguists specializing in Ebonics is detailed in bid documents related to the agency’s mid-May issuance of a request for proposal (RFP) covering the provision of as many as 2100 linguists for the drug agency’s various field offices. Answers to the proposal were due from contractors on July 29.


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IS FANTASIA FOR REAL OR JUST PR FOR ALBUM AND REALITY SHOW

How can you attempt suicide one week and the next week on a promotional tour. Seems a bit to convenient for me.

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BOY THINKS USED CONDOM IS A BALLOON

A 4-year-old boy’s mouth is now covered with what appears to be herpes blisters after he played with a USED condom he found in an Atlanta hotel room that he thought was a balloon! And fears are growing that he may have contracted other sexually transmitted diseases from the incident.
Her grandson became ill and showed signs of what looked like an STD. “Little white blisters all on the top of his mouth, on his tongue, inside the mouth, inside the lip the bottom lip, it was all over,” she said.

But after 10 days of treatment–which cleared up the blisters–the boy has suffered yet another outbreak.
Jones is now awaiting the results from the medical tests.
I can't say this enough people watch your kids watch your kids.

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CEE LO'S FUCK YOU SONG

Heard about this a while ago but just now checking it out. Hey it's pretty catchy.

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SHAQ GETS PUNKED

According to TMZ.

Sources at the Waffle House -- yeah, we got those too -- tell us Shaq arrived with Hoopz from the VH1 reality show "Flavor of Love" ... and they both saddled up at the counter.
We're told they each ordered scrambled eggs with cheese and a waffle -- and Shaq had an orange juice ... an OJ that would play a key role in the prank when Shaq got up to use the bathroom.
We're told Hoopz pulled the 'ol "Dump the salt in the OJ" routine -- and when Shaq returned from the can, he took a big, fat sip of the tainted concoction. We're told everybody laughed at the gag ... including the big man.
But the best part of the meal -- when it came time to pay the $20 bill ... Shaq left a $30 tip


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WOMAN THROWS CAT IN DUMPSTER

The cruel act was caught on camera in Brayâs Lane, Stoke, where the kitten's owners Stephanie and Darryl Mann have CCTV outside their home for security. After hearing cries from Lola the cat, who is not yet a year old, they found her trapped in the bin and replayed the video footage expecting to see teenagers or drunken hooligans committing the act in the middle of the night. But to their horror, they watched a middle-aged woman stop and pet Lola in broad daylight before dropping her in the bin and shutting the lid, leaving the cat trapped for 16 hours. Kinda funny but sad at the same time.

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WE HAVE A NEW MISS UNIVERSE, MISS MEXICO

22-year old Jimena Navarrete Miss Mexico won the Miss Universe 2010 pageant over Miss Jamaica last night in Las Vegas. All the babes are hot, I would do them all at one at the same time on the same day  in the same room etc...

HOLD YOUR BREATH, YOGA INSTRUCTOR LETS ONE GO

This yoga instructor must of had some beans before her workout. She lets one rip.


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WEATHERMAN GIVES ANCHOR THE FINGER

Check out this weatherman as he gives the news anchor the big one.Funny.


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MAN HOLD BUS HOSTAGE IN HONG KONG

The drama in the Philippines starts when a disgruntled ex-policeman hijacks a busload of Hong Kong tourists and ends when the suspect dies in a gunfight with police after firing on the hostages.
In a desperate act to regain his job, a disgruntled ex-police officer Monday hijacked a busload of Hong Kong tourists in Manila, prompting a 12-hour drama that ended with eight captives and the suspect being killed, authorities said.

the suspect, former police Capt. Rolando Mendoza, 55, was killed by a sniper shot near the front door of the bus, where he staked out a last-stand battle with 30 police commandos, who moved in with tear gas and flash bombs. He injured one sniper before he was killed, police said.
Not a good way to get your job back asshole.

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BOSS I'M GONNA BE ABOUT NINE DAYS LATE FOR WORK

Thousands of vehicles were bogged down Monday in a more than 100-kilometre (62-mile) traffic jam leading to Beijing that has lasted nine days and highlights China's growing road congestion woes.

The Beijing-Tibet expressway slowed to a crawl on August 14 due to a spike in traffic by cargo-bearing heavy trucks heading to the capital, and compounded by road maintenance work that began five days later, the Global Times said.
The state-run newspaper said the jam between Beijing and Jining city had given birth to a mini-economy with local merchants capitalising on the stranded drivers' predicament by selling them water and food at inflated prices. That's just uunreal.

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TIGER'S DIVORCE FINAL

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially finalized their divorce according to TMZ.

Tiger and Elin were both present at Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Florida earlier today for the execution of their divorce agreement ... this according to court officials.

The divorce docs do not reveal details about the split -- and the terms of the settlement were not disclosed. But as TMZ first reported, Elin is set to receive $100 million from Tiger.
Elin's lawyers released the following statement on behalf of the couple: "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. Well this was probably a good deal depending on how much money Tiger has left. He would have probably spent more than that apologizing for all the hookers.

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THE EXPENDABLES TOP AGAIN, LADY CHARGE EXTRA FOR BEING FAT, SPEAKING OF FAT WOMAN ONE CLUB DOESN'T ALLOW THEM, FAITH EVANS BUSTED FOR DUI

The Expendable to the box office again. This always happens when critics say they hate a movie. Which proves two thuings, ctitics din't know jack and who cares what they think. Here are the totals.


Weekend Box Office Estimates (U.S.)


Aug 20 - 22 weekend
1 1 The Expendables Lionsgate $16,500,000 TOTAL: $64,890,000
2 - Vampires Suck 20th Century Fox $12,200,000 TOTAL: $18,564,000
3 2 Eat Pray Love Sony Pictures Entertainment $12,000,000 TOTAL: $47,100,000
4 - Lottery Ticket Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $11,125,000 TOTAL: $11,125,000
5 3 The Other Guys Sony Pictures Entertainment $10,100,000 TOTAL: $88,190,000
6 - Piranha 3D N/A $10,035,000 TOTAL: $10,035,000
7 - Nanny McPhee Returns N/A $8,310,000 TOTAL: $8,310,000 
8 - The Switch Miramax Films $8,310,000 TOTAL: $8,100,000 
9 4 Inception Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $7,655,000 TOTAL: $261,848,000
10 5 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Universal Pictures $5,034,000 TOTAL: $20,730,000


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WOMAN WHO CALLED DR LAURAS SHOW IS NOT CONVINCED

The African-American caller who was on the receiving end of Dr. Laura Schlessinger's n-word rant told T.J. Holmes on CNN's American Morning that she was hurt and confused by the radio show host's diatribe, and doubts the sincerity of Schlessinger's apologies. Check out the video.

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IF YOU TALK SMACK AT LEAST BACK IT UP

Boom Ping Ping

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David and Goliath all over again. Small dude knocks out big dude.

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MAN IN PHILLIPINES TOURTURED AND NAKED

A number of police officers in the Philippines have been relieved of their duties after a TV station aired footage allegedly showing them torturing a naked detainee.

The detained man is believed to be a suspected thief caught in Manila's Tondo slum district, according to ABS-CBN TV, which said it obtained the cell phone footage from an unidentified informer.
The man's fate and when the video was taken were unclear. Man that looks like it hurts

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T I IS DOING EVERYTHING NOW EVEN TV

T.I. paid a visit to Jimmy Kimmel‘s late-night show yesterday to promote his latest movie, Takers. Before bringing T.I. out Kimmel spoke about how busy the artist is–noting that he’s also got an album on the way. And he added that, “He has a new TV show premiering this fall on CBS, I think. It’s a remake of an old show. But with a younger, hipper, more urban twist. Check it out.”
It's good to see artist not take themselves too seriously. You can't be ganster all the time.

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OUR FAVORITE IT GIRL HAS BAD DOCTORS

The doctors who have evaluated Lindsay Lohan at UCLA have concluded she does not suffer from the drug or psychiatric problems that were previously diagnosed
Sources familiar with Lindsay's treatment at UCLA tell TMZ ... there's a feeling among doctors that Judge Marsha Revel "overreacted" when she ordered Lindsay to stay at the facility for 90 days.

We're told Lindsay has been "weaned off" all of her meds -- Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft, Trazodone and Nexium -- and has had no adverse reaction. Likewise, she has had no withdrawal issues in the alcohol department. Bottom line -- the docs don't think Lindsay is an addict.
And, we're told Lindsay was misdiagnosed in the past with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) -- which is why she started taking Adderall. The UCLA docs say LiLo does not have ADHD.
And finally, as for having psychiatric problems -- again the doctors say it's just not the case.
Bottom linre Lindsay is just misunderstod.

VIA tmz

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IS THIS POSTER RACISTS

Here is a poster for a club night at Flight Lounge called Holy F!ck using an image of black children being hosed by police during a civil rights protest in 1963 (this one taken by Charles Moore to be exact). The theme of the show? ‘All Black Everything.’ Racist or not? In my opinion using imagry like that to promote anything is wrong and racists you assholes.

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WHICH MOVIES ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THIS WEEKEND: LOTTERY TICKET, NANCY MCPHEE RETURNS, PIRANHA 3D, VAMPIRES SUCK

LOTTERY TICKET

NANCY MCPHEE RETURNS

PIRANHA 3D

VAMPIRES SUCK

Well definately no blockbusters this weekendmaybe a movie from last week will be number one. No bets from me.

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ATLANTA HAS NEW WEATHERMEN

Actors Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman took time out from their busy schedules on Tuesday to do the weather on Good Day Atlanta. All I can say is don't quit your day job.

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THIS BULL AIN'T PLAYING

Check out this bull that jumps into the crowd at  bullfight in Spain. This was the animal's third attempt at jumping in the stands. Forty people were injured during the bull fight.

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STRANGE WORLD WHEN A CRACKHEAD CAN BE FAMOUS

Frankie Lons, aka Keyshia Cole’s Bio Mom, hit up Atlanta morning show “Good Day Atlanta” recently to discuss her stint on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. Like I said when a crackhead can be famous this society is really messed up.
 I don't know who's worsse between her and Montana Fishburne.
 
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CHELSEA HANDLER TO HOST MTV VMAS

 Chelsea Handler  announced Wednesday on her E! talk show that she's hosting the September 12 event, should provide plenty of morning-after quotables for the blogosphere.

"This has been a huge year for hip-hop and rap, and it is well-known that I have the closest ties with these communities -- musically and sexually,"Handler explains. "I am to rap and hippity-hop, what Warren Buffet is to finance, minus the sex."
So good choice or not?

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CHARLES BARKLEY NOT TO HAPPY WITH LEBRON JAMES

Barkley upped the ante while reacting to James's recent tweet, in which he claims to be keeping track of "everyone taking shots at me this summer." While being interviewed on ESPN Radio 103.3 FM in Dallas/Fort Worth on Wednesday night, Barkley snapped.

"I want him to make sure that he puts my name on that (list)," Barkley said, in reference to James' tweet. "I thought that his little one-hour special was a punk move," the analyst added, according to FanHouse.
Barkley also says "He knows where I'll be," Barkley said, seeming to be referencing to LeBron James. "I don't run. I'm on TV every week, I'm easy to find."
Wow it seems like everyone has beef with someone else this year, next it will be Elmo and Spongebob.

A N***A CAUSES DR LAURA TO RETIRE

So to speak. Dr. Laura Schlessinger announced Tuesday she will not renew her contract that is up at the end of the year, telling CNN's "Larry King Live" she wants to "regain my First Amendment rights."

Schlessinger, 63, has been under fire for using the N-word repeatedly during an on-air conversation last week with a caller.
In announcing her decision "not to do radio anymore" after being in the business for more than 30 years, Schlessinger said, "I want to be able to say what's on my mind and in my heart and what I think is helpful and useful without somebody getting angry or some special-interest group deciding this is a time to silence a voice of dissent."
National furor erupted when Schlessinger used the N-word 11 times in five minutes during a call August 10 with an African-American caller who was seeking advice on how to deal with racist comments from her white husband's friends and relatives. The conversation evolved into a discussion on whether it's appropriate to use the word ever, with Schlessinger arguing it's used on HBO and by black comedians.
Good for her now she can go to satellite radio and be as racist as she wants to be.

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MICROSOFT HAS A NEW MOUSE

It's not official until Microsoft says it is, but the image above of the rumored Microsoft Arc Touch Mouse was just snagged off a German online store. Amazingly, the mouse arches its back for comfortable mousing before packing flat for easy transport. The mouse features touch-scrolling, a battery indicator, the ability to track on most any surface, and a 2.4GHz nano transceiver that no doubt plugs into your laptop's USB port. Yours soon for $69.99. Looks weird but ok let's try it.

VIA: engadget

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DON'T EAT YOUR EGGS

One of the nation's largest egg producers is recalling millions of eggs because of a salmonella outbreak. The Wright County Egg Farm in Galt, Iowa, announced a voluntary recall of 228 million eggs after they were linked to hundreds of cases of salmonella poisoning in California, Colorado and Minnesota.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is investigating the farm to try to find the source of contamination.
The eggs that are believed to be tainted were sold across the country with 13 brand names: Lucerne, Albertson, Mountain Dairy, Ralph's, Boomsma's, Sunshine, Hillandale, Trafficanda, Farm Fresh, Shoreland, Lund, Dutch Farms and Kemp.

The egg cartons were packaged between May 16 and August 13 and stamped with one of three codes: P-1026, P-1413 or P-1946. So get rid of those eggs, maybe by throwing them at some cars or something.

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HORSE MAKES ASS OUT OF MAN: KICKS HIM IN THE FACE

FYI don't try to grab a horse's tail.

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DENVER COPS BEAT A GUY FOR TALKING ON THE PHONE

9Wants to Know has learned the new Manager of Public Safety disagrees with the Denver Police Monitor's recommendation to fire two officers caught on tape beating a man outside of a nightclub in April 2009. Instead the officers faced discipline, but are still on the job.
The video shows that when DeHerrera's cell phone went dead, officer Devin Sparks had grabbed him and tossed him to the ground. The video shows Sparks hitting DeHerrera over and over again. cops just get away with murder. They are gansters with a badge.

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I TOLD YOU NEW YORKERS ARE CRAZY EVEN THE ICE CREAM GUYS

Two ice cream guys fight it out over territory at New York’s Lincoln Center. Man you would think they were drug dealers arguing over the block.

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TECH TUESDAY: FUJIFILM LANCHES 3D CAMERA

That much-loved family photo will now literally leap out of the page after the world's first 3D camera and printing service was unveiled today.

Pictures on Fujifilm's new FinePix camera can be printed on special 3D paper, ready to be stuck into an album or be instantly viewed on the camera's built-in display.
But unlike 3D films in cinemas, special glasses do not need to be worn to experience the effect.

Fujilfilm's camera takes two photos simultaneously from its two lenses which are fixed a similar distance apart to human eyes.

Using 'lenticular' technology, the separate left and right eye images are interlaced on a furrowed surface to create the stereoscopic illusion
The method has been around since the 1940s and was typically used on novelty items and stickers, featuring simple two-frame animations such as a winking eye.

However, the old technology is now being used in a wave of state-of-the-art 3D products, games consoles and billboard posters.
Fujifilm's new gadget also incorporates a high-definition 3D video camera, which will enable users to watch their movies back on any 3D TV.

The new FinePix Real 3D W3 goes on sale early next month, costing around $400
Nice but I would have to see the end result first.

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DUMB WOMAN BLOWS LOTTERY MONEY ON DRUGS AND BREAST INPLANTS

When Callie Rogers won almost £2million on the lottery aged 16, she hoped it would help her put her troubles behind her.

The teenager came from a broken home, had dropped out of school and was living in local authority care.
But instead she became addicted to drugs and attempted suicide three times as her life unravelled
She says the money brought her only misery – and now she is down to her last £100,000, she has never been happier.

Miss Rogers, from Cockermouth, Cumbria, won £1.9million on the National Lottery in 2003.
She went on a massive spending spree, splashing out on four homes for her family, flash cars, designer clothes, partying and breast implants.
A fortnight after her win she met unemployed Nicky Lawson, 29.
They have a five-year-old son and a three-year-old daughter.
But during their relationship she spent £250,000 on cocaine.
She suffered depression and tried to take her life, the final time earlier this year after losing custody of her children because of her mental state.
Callie's story appears in the latest issue of Closer magazine
She told Closer magazine, in which she poses nude with only banknotes to preserve her modesty, that she was determined to win them back.
What an idiot this woman is but in her defense winning that much money at 16 years old, if you have no guidence I can see blowin all your money.

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POP STAR ON TRIAL FOR SPREADING HIV

A German singer facing accusations that she infected a man with the virus that causes AIDS acknowledged in court Monday that she had unprotected sex despite knowing she was HIV-positive.

Nadja Benaissa, 28, a member of German girl band No Angels, is charged with grievous bodily harm for allegedly infecting a partner with the virus in 2004 and also faces charges of attempted bodily harm for having unprotected sex with two other men.
The man who claims Benaissa infected him says they had a three-month relationship at the beginning of 2004, and that he got tested after Benaissa's aunt asked him in 2007 whether he was aware that the singer was HIV-positive.

In her statement, Benaissa told the court she became addicted to crack cocaine at 14 and that during her pregnancy at 16, she found out that she was HIV positive, the news agency ddp reported.

via: Huffingtonpost
 
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THIS LITTLE GIRL IS PACKIN A RIFLE

Alyssa Gutierrez, 11, took matters into her own hands Tuesday when police said when Miguel Marquez, Eduardo Zubiate and Jesus Quintana broke into her home.

Gutierrez armed herself with a loaded rifle. check out the story.

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CAN YOU SAY WIPEOUT

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Man that look like it hur kinda bad.

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I GUESS DR LAURA THINKS ITS OK TO USE THE N WORD ON RADIO

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is under fire for using the N-word on her radio show to make a point...about the N-word.

ABC News reports that Dr. Laura claimed that premium cabler HBO and all the comics they air in programming use it, and it is mainstream and acceptable to many.
Schlessinger replied: "Black guys use it all the time. Turn on HBO and listen to a black comic, and all you hear is n****r, n****r, n****r. I don't get it. If anybody without enough melanin says it, it's a horrible thing. But when black people say it, it's affectionate. It's very confusing.
Hey Dr dumbass snorting cocaine may be mainstream to a lot of people does that mean you are going to do that too?

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